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(Fox News) NewsFlash Retired N.J. Cop Goes Postal, Kills Half His Neighbors   ( divider line
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2002-02-22 09:38:18 PM  
At least half of them made it.
2002-02-22 09:39:14 PM  
When guns are retired, only retirees will have guns.
2002-02-22 09:40:45 PM  
an unfortunate string of "twirling the handgun" accidents, no doubt.
2002-02-22 09:42:36 PM  

I want to be there, so I can see the fireworks.

But of course, the pst office is blamed for this. Thanks, postal guy!

Ok I'm done with my sarcasm for tonight. Let the heads roll.
2002-02-22 09:42:51 PM  
man, and i thought only postal workers went postal!
2002-02-22 09:43:44 PM  
Another reason not to let have cops have guns, or sawed-off broomsticks (Amadu Dialo) for that matter.
2002-02-22 09:44:24 PM  
I told them.
But would they listen?
2002-02-22 09:48:03 PM  
It would be kinda freaky to have the neighborhood old guy go door-to-door killing.
2002-02-22 09:48:07 PM  
Pigpen, Amadou Diallo was shot at 41 times. The broomstick incident is with immigrant Abner Louima.
(But yes, apparently this kind of brutality happens often enough to confuse them. All is forgiven, Pen.)
2002-02-22 09:50:08 PM  
Must be Bose sound projected voices in his head.
2002-02-22 09:51:38 PM  
Aha! ! ! !
BLAM! ! ! !
2002-02-22 09:54:41 PM  
friggin cops. Meglomaniacal & Hypocritical. They suck. Why don't they shoot their own.
2002-02-22 09:56:57 PM  
"She was from a very tight-knit, large family. It was a traditional, extended family," he said. "They saw a lot of each other."

Just what the fark did he see?
2002-02-22 09:57:52 PM  
Michele Burciar, 33, was working at a grocery store when the shots rang out Thursday. "All the customers were coming in saying people were getting killed," she said. "and then they asked what aisle the mayo was in."

Just another day in paradise I guess......
2002-02-22 09:58:32 PM  
No, not a police officer!

How could this be? Maybe a little better psycological testing before giving them a badge and gun.
2002-02-22 10:00:18 PM  
Fark was late with this one, it happened yesterday.
2002-02-22 10:00:25 PM  
Dserhal, Cops don't shoot their own because many police academies condition their graduates to have a "us against them" attitude. Many cops would rather shoot an unarmed perp than a crooked cop.
2002-02-22 10:01:28 PM  
Boy, after a career of shooting and being shot at, who could have forseen this happening.

::turns off sarcasm::

Man, almost a day without news of death. Oh well.
2002-02-22 10:02:11 PM  
Oh, if it happened yesterday, then whoo-hoo! I don't care if they died YESTERDAY!
2002-02-22 10:02:26 PM  
MetaPhyzix it was a toilet plunger handle.

I keep track of these things.
2002-02-22 10:05:11 PM  
His name was Mabie. Hmmmmm.

If you shoot someone, Mabie a cop will show up?!?!?!
2002-02-22 10:07:07 PM  
Authorities said Mabie was at his mother-in-law's home

The dude is 70, and his M-I-L is still alive??

This explains alot.
2002-02-22 10:33:15 PM  
I drove through Toms River once, on my way to the shore. Looked nice from the car...???
2002-02-22 10:37:08 PM  
For a while there I was wondering if america was ever to regain normality.
2002-02-22 10:45:30 PM  
My mother's coworker lives directly behind the guy, backyard-to-backyard. He said he couldn't get home, the place was crawling w/ reporters and cops. I was wondering why there was helicopter circling the sky all day too...
2002-02-22 10:54:12 PM  
I live 15 minutes away from Toms River. It sucks there.
2002-02-22 11:07:59 PM  
You guys are crazy heh. but i love ya.
2002-02-22 11:10:47 PM  
It's all part of the master plan.

Quantum Circle
2002-02-22 11:13:00 PM  
Random acts of senseless violence suck big time.
2002-02-22 11:16:21 PM  
Yes, but they give us something to talk about.
I'll bet the french started it.
2002-02-22 11:20:27 PM  
This guy should have attended anger managemnt classes.
2002-02-22 11:22:31 PM  
He must have just found out that they took Family Guy off the air and replaced it with that Glutten show. I wanted to do some senseless killing too, but instead I just turned the channel and watched something else......
2002-02-22 11:29:36 PM  
I love how, whenever this happens, all the neighbors come out of the woodwork and say "We all knew he wuz craaazy."
2002-02-22 11:30:16 PM  
"Family members said Keiran, a UPS employee and the single mother of a 6-year-old son, had become very involved in her church in recent years."

So she's got that going for her...
2002-02-22 11:32:22 PM  
That weird New Jersey fume odor made him do it.
2002-02-22 11:41:24 PM  
Thanx for the link Stephenv, I dig that shiat.
2002-02-22 11:57:33 PM  
"Cops don't shoot their own because many police academies condition their graduates to have a "us against them" attitude. Many cops would rather shoot an unarmed perp than a crooked cop."

Huh? I must have been absent the day they taught that at the police academy. Another asinine comment resulting from ignorance.
2002-02-23 12:20:32 AM  

you hit the nail right on the head. when there was a murder near where my bro's friend lived, he made stuff up in from of the camera like how he was "always yellin" and stuff. it was beautiful. except for the murder part...
2002-02-23 12:22:03 AM  
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2002-02-23 12:23:19 AM  
that cop needed to meet the kind weed sharing businessman in the hot tub.

chill his ass out a bit
2002-02-23 12:24:27 AM  
I have no idea where that picture came from..?

I meant to post this...

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2002-02-23 12:24:30 AM  
I bet it was because he didn't get his 43" TV from Best Buy.
2002-02-23 12:25:35 AM  
Mod.. Please delete that disturbing hairstyle picture..

I'm utterly confused..
2002-02-23 12:25:37 AM  
Hemp4Victory: Physics theories are great subjects when you are high, which I am at the moment :)
2002-02-23 12:42:26 AM  
Tris248tram: then you are the only one. Of coarse, the assinine and ignorant statements coincide with your arrogant "above it all (including the law)" attitude shared by your "FOP on the liscense plates" brothers.

Hmmm...maybe you aren't the one after all
2002-02-23 01:06:28 AM  
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Maniac Cop
2002-02-23 01:31:09 AM  
East Toms River...they got a cancer cluster, and now a maniacal cop on a killing spree. Thank God they have a good Little League Baseball program! What doesn't kill them only makes them stronger.

Yeah, last night while I was as work, I saw the caravan of media rigs heading west on Rt 37. I haven't seen that many reporters since the whole 'Prom Mom' mess in Forked River. Nice to see our area is getting the recognition it deserves...NOT!
2002-02-23 02:29:29 AM  
eh. Cops suck.
2002-02-23 03:12:18 AM  
What a sad story. Grandchildren...prolly 20somethings.
man...I feel so bad for all of them...
Poor family...imagine what they must be going through right now.


2002-02-23 07:07:19 AM  
Being a cop is kind of like being the president; anybody that actually wants the job should automatically be disqualified.
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