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(St. Petersburg Times)   Dumbass Dad that let son drive car while wearing Rollerblades gives investigators tour of house, bong found - hilarity ensues   (sptimes.com) divider line 67
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2002-02-22 07:17:34 PM
Yeah, I like how after he says that he just rolls them and then smokes them out side, he says that they aren't junkies. Wha da heck are ya smokin there, buddy?
 
2002-02-22 07:35:05 PM
There should be a super-dumbass tag.
 
2002-02-22 07:42:57 PM
Mytwocents Maybe you can have some layin out pics taken to share with your fellow farkers or atleast with me.
I liked the ones you put up in your bio when you got banned for a week or so.
 
J
2002-02-22 08:56:45 PM
To me, it's a negligent parent vs. unlucky guy scenario. Hard to tell exactly where he stands...

Ideally, I'd like to know other things about him, aside from the fact that he smokes the terrible, satanic, life destroying drug known as the dank. Is he employed? What does he do to take care of the kids? Prior to these two events, was he convicted of other stuff? Is he a thief?

Basically, I want to know whether he's a scumbag or a forgetful but well-meaning and honest hippie dad with perhaps a touch of poor judgement. Both exist, after all...
 
2002-02-22 09:36:56 PM
Yeah, everything's funny on pot isn't it.
 
2002-02-22 09:43:48 PM
I'm disappointed in him. If he was a really good dad, being ready for Y2K would mean he had a better stash of weed.
 
2002-02-22 10:44:55 PM
So much funnier than the first story. So, so much funnier. And sadder.
 
2002-02-22 11:00:21 PM
 
2002-02-22 11:18:27 PM
1) driving w/ blades is not easy so you can't blame the kid
2) i only wish my boring small town had a newpaper this funny
3) this guy is the dumbest s.o.b. on earth
 
2002-02-23 10:27:08 AM
Hey, Bad-sin I'm the dumbass that wrote the headline. I thought it was funny - you can FOAD
 
2002-02-23 11:59:50 AM
Sex must be an inborn instinct or there is no way on earth this idiot could have ever figured out how to get someone pregnant. Lucky for him breathing is a pretty automated occurrence as well. He definitely needs to be sterilized now. His son is a good candidate to watch for future Darwin awards, too; as they say, like father like son....
 
2002-02-23 05:43:17 PM
God, I want out of this state. Notice that Florida and sites like myCFnow.com show up here a lot? There's a reason for that... Of course, these sorts of things don't show up as often down here in SW Florida (I'm on Sanibel), but we did have a guy run into the Naples Airport yesterday, go up to the National Guardsman, ask him if he had bullets in his gun, and then state "I hate loaded guns. I'm gonna blow this farking place up." (Dunno how to link yet, but go to www.news-press.com - the article should be easy to spot)

Smart people down here, really... George Carlin once said that everything in Florida was in the 80s: The temperature, the age, and the IQ.
 
2002-02-23 08:18:47 PM
Hide your stash dude!
 
2002-02-23 09:10:37 PM
Brett,

I'm farking high. You won't worry about that stupid ho when you get high either!

The new W6s Rule!
 
2002-02-23 09:22:53 PM
Funny stuff, though the kid wasn't _wearing_ rollerblades, he was propped forward by them. Presumably because his arms weren't long enough to reach the wheel.

I think i'll just stop reading the headlines, too many that are just plain wrong. =P
 
2002-02-24 04:40:33 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha! Funniest story I've read in a long time. Especially the twit remarking that he didn't use a bong-he likes them rolled! Ha ha ha ha ha!
 
2002-02-24 06:07:29 PM
Did anyone catch this: The two boys were removed from his house, 12025 Smokey Lake Loop!!!

Is it really shocking they found a bong there?

psyk0
 
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