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19810 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Feb 2002 at 12:55 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-24 02:03:38 AM  
angelcities? is that like angelfire and geocities put together? wow, that probably REALLY REALLY sucks, as opposed to just sucking.
2002-02-24 02:12:06 AM  
I puked up my double chessy chicken rings from White Castles last night.
2002-02-24 02:25:23 AM  
Chessy? were they rooks or bishops?
2002-02-24 02:30:12 AM  
IN-N-OUT would be my personal preference but thats a California thing
2002-02-24 02:32:44 AM  
that's not cool. that's disturbing
2002-02-24 02:34:23 AM  
Evil Homer,

you really have your finger on the pulse....

2002-02-24 02:38:03 AM  
This should be a [image from too old to be available] from a couple months ago in the thread about McD's fried apple pies.... Personally, I'm heading out to buy a deep fryer, spray gun, zip-lock bags, and an extra fry basket. oh....and I can't forget the 4-6 Cups vegetable oil (in fryer)
2002-02-24 02:41:56 AM  
"These recipes are based on the old McDonald's® production method of the 50's, 60's, and 70's. These recipes are what made McDonald's® famous!"

And why did you change and become so suck-ass-nasty?
2002-02-24 02:51:11 AM  
These recipes can't be right. There's no dirt, sawdust, or spit in them.
2002-02-24 03:00:03 AM  
Evil Homer:

The fry job at MC D's gettin' ya' down, dude??
2002-02-24 03:02:06 AM  
I wish they had a fry dude at the Mc'D s by me. I always try to get the breakfast meals and have to wait for my God damn hash brown.
2002-02-24 03:13:43 AM  
This is sick. This is really, really sick...
2002-02-24 03:16:00 AM  
more like asshomer
2002-02-24 03:23:09 AM  
mmmmm....i'm drooling right now

and if you READ THE SITE, special sauce is NOT thousand island dressing.
2002-02-24 03:27:53 AM  
I'm sorry but the last thing i want to cook is white castle burgers. YUCK!
2002-02-24 03:42:15 AM  
I am not sure what to think about this.

I like fast food..... but shiat people.....

MY home burgers are MUCH better..... I guess I'd be the kid Eddie Murphy laughed at... screw him, I make the shiat.
2002-02-24 03:43:04 AM  
I am making some "special sauce" right now......

who wants some?????
2002-02-24 03:46:55 AM  
Oh, man, Whataburger...I haven't had one of those in years. I wish they'd open one of those out here...oh, no, wait. No I don't. We have Fatburger. Nevermind.

Mmmmmmmmmmm, Fatburger.
2002-02-24 03:50:56 AM  

[image from too old to be available]

No Dicks?
2002-02-24 03:52:37 AM  
I guess I can let it slide for now... They did have....

[image from too old to be available]

Althought, 50% is still failing.
2002-02-24 03:55:47 AM  
Wil: I hear you on the WonderBread Burger... The only thing that could top that was the Carl Budding Beef, Frenches mustard, and Wonderbread samiches for lunch everyday.
2002-02-24 04:01:26 AM  
Who the hell would want a McDonalds burger when you can have a homemade, juicy, charcoal grilled, beauty like this instead.
[image from too old to be available]

Mmmmmmmmm. Charred animal flesh.
2002-02-24 04:01:51 AM  
I just bought 2 big macs earlier today. I have no idea what I was thinking. god those are awful.
2002-02-24 04:04:57 AM  
Qwerty2: These recipes can't be right. There's no dirt, sawdust, or spit in them.

I was thinking the same thing. They need to tell you which step of the recipe to put the spit in. Do you just spit on the burger, or do you mix it in with the sauce?
2002-02-24 04:07:09 AM  
Wil: At least you still had a burger in your Wonder bread burger. Ever had a Ketsup sandwich? That's when you know your real poor.

Oh and by the way, yes I did walk up hill both ways through three feet of snow everyday to and from school. Thanks for asking.
2002-02-24 04:09:18 AM  
Actually, I've always liked Egg McMuffins. It's the only fast-food breakfast that's tasted good to me. (Wait, I've only tried one or two other breakfast sandwiches like that, but, uh...)

Yeah, it would be neat to be able to make an Egg McMuffin. But a good, juicy lamburger is better than the McDonalds hamburger any day.
2002-02-24 04:21:52 AM  
that's a welfare green pepper burger :)
2002-02-24 04:27:24 AM  
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: Nah, they got the metric system over there.
Jules: So what do they call it?
Vincent: A Royale with Cheese.
Jules: A Royale with Cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac is a Big Mac, cept its French, they call Le Big Mac.
Jules: Le Big Mac</i. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go to Burger King.
2002-02-24 04:29:40 AM  
That site it wrong. We don't make the food like that anymore. Hell, you're lucky if all the ingredents are in the burger you order. Extra lucky if it looks halfway decent!
2002-02-24 04:30:38 AM  
Out, out, damn close italics tag.
2002-02-24 04:40:15 AM  
I remember reading a website a couple months ago(might have been a Something Awful Awful Link Of The Day),that had some punkass kid talking about ways to make drugs.He said it was possible to make X from Mcdonald's Apple Pies.Of course,he also talked about ways to get high from the concentrated "junk" at the bottom of used kitty litter.
2002-02-24 04:45:37 AM  
Abfgry:"Extra lucky if it looks halfway decent!"

The last time I went to McDonalds I got home and opened the sandwich to find rotten brownish lettuce inside. Then I started to go to Burger King and the same thing happened.

Damn I miss Roy Rogers and their fixins bar.

Oh well my grill cooks a mean burger for half the price.
2002-02-24 04:47:19 AM  
Doh. Must remember to close bold tag. Sorry, I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin.
2002-02-24 04:50:33 AM  
Kthulhu: Personally I prefer snorting whipcream cans.

Then again there's nothing like a good huff of paint or gasoline.
2002-02-24 05:22:52 AM  
I just ate a Jack-in-the-Box Taco. Am I going to die? Please someone hold me.
2002-02-24 05:27:01 AM
2002-02-24 05:27:03 AM  
Clusterfark: Dick's is easy as all hell to duplicate. No secret sauce, real beef, even fresh vegetables. I worked at the one on Broadway for a few months, and it's all basic ingredients - even their milkshakes are as simple as "add x amount of milk to y amount of ice cream."

Still, if I'm making burgers at home, there's now ay in hell I'm going through all that extra effort just to make them taste worse. I'll make me a 4-inch thick whatever-the-hell-I-feel-like burger slathered with mayonnaise, ketchup, and whatever else happens to be in the fridge at the time. And if the grease doesn't run down my arms and drip off my elbows, I've done something wrong.
2002-02-24 05:46:05 AM  
now, real poor is having a jam sandwich.

take two pieces of bread and jam them together.
2002-02-24 06:07:57 AM  
I can't believe people actually would want to duplicate a McDonalds hamburger at home. Why not just go buy it if you like it. They are cheap. Even more startling: I don not understand Americans who travel half way around the world and then go eat a farking Mcdonalds. How god damned stupid can you be? Stay home and save yourself the trouble.
2002-02-24 06:10:00 AM  
What's a don not? Can I eat it?
2002-02-24 06:13:39 AM  
Pornosaur: A don not is a typo, and very good grilled and served with white wine. I own a typo farm.
2002-02-24 06:19:32 AM  
Just messing with you Apparent Nuisance. I actually worked at a McD's for a month when I was in high school. I use to love it when very obese people would order double quarter-pounders with a Diet Coke. This one lady would get a Big Mac bun with a quarter pounder patty on one side, and chiken patty on the other, she was my favorite.
2002-02-24 06:22:45 AM  
A SIDE ORDER of lard? Egads.
2002-02-24 06:32:39 AM  
Bosh to the food... that "In and Out Urge" bumpersticker makes it ALL worthwhile.
2002-02-24 06:46:01 AM  
I have never heard of "In and Out Burger", but that has to be the worst name ever for a restaurant, on so many levels.
2002-02-24 07:06:48 AM  
Yeah, whatever, I'll care when someone shows me the secret of Wendy's oh so perfectly delicious hamburgers. McDonalds' burgers are turds on buns.
2002-02-24 07:09:12 AM  
Okay, I apologize for whining, as this guy has a page for Wendy's burgers. Thank you, God.
2002-02-24 07:25:12 AM  
Ggowins:There are no rainforests. They have been gone since the 1940's.There are people out there that want you to believe there are still rain forests.They want you to believe this so they can collect YOUR money, to help save something that does not exist.They are scam artists.There is proof of this on the internet.
2002-02-24 08:00:16 AM  
Pick: Internet proof is the best kind. Care to link to it? I am looking for somewhere to send my money since I gave up on The Unicorn Preservation Society.
I went through rainforests and never once saw a damned unicorn.
2002-02-24 08:20:20 AM  
I use to have one of those Big Daddy deep fryers to make potatoes. Now I just save time and eat Crisco right out of the can.
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