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(AFP)   Lionel Ritchie's estranged wife arrested for allowing boyfriend to turn her home bathroom into an illegal cosmetic-surgery clinic   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 23
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2004-11-17 10:51:32 AM  
I've been alone with you
Inside my mind
And in my dreams I've fixed your lips
A thousand times
I sometimes see you
Passing outside my bathroom door
Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?
I can botox up your eyes
I can tighten up your smile
Just step into my bathroom
the door is open wide
 
2004-11-17 10:52:56 AM  
Daniel Tomas Fuente Serrano, a.k.a. Dr. Nick.
 
2004-11-17 10:53:31 AM  
Insert obligatory Dr Nick reference here.
 
2004-11-17 11:04:21 AM  
I blame Lionel Ritchie - if he would just pay her the 200,000 a month that she needs for basic living items, she wouldn't have had to allow this.

/snort
 
2004-11-17 11:07:26 AM  
"Hi everybody!"


I can make you look younger as long as you promise not to go to the police
 
2004-11-17 11:37:40 AM  
Looks like Lionel is going to earn himself another smackdown.

/No disrespect to any battered spouses of either sex.
//You thought I was going to do the 'eating them plain' joke here, right?
///Whups.
 
2004-11-17 12:20:37 PM  
Middle of the road man, yeah it stank,
Let's run over Lionel Richie with a tank.
 
2004-11-17 07:24:27 PM  
Used to be
 
2004-11-17 07:26:13 PM  
[b]SockMonkeyHolocaust[/b]

WOW! I haven't thought of that line in at least a decade. Brilliant reference.
 
2004-11-17 07:28:52 PM  
Why does practising medicine even require a licence or skill? Won't the invisible free hand of commerce save us?
 
2004-11-17 07:40:50 PM  
I wish all the doctors would get over practicing medicine and actually start doing it. Maybe that would cut our health care costs.
 
2004-11-17 08:03:46 PM  
poor Lionel, Thanksgiving dinner at his house must be interesting, at least
 
2004-11-17 08:17:38 PM  
so we can safely assume she is a bit strange right?
 
2004-11-17 08:32:42 PM  
Anybody want to hunt down the gold-digging biatch's divorce demands?
 
2004-11-17 08:33:56 PM  
What? No Lipo in the Kitchen.... I mean, if I am going to make a trip to my girlfriend's house for medical care I want the works.

Call 1800-Doctorb

The B is for Bargain.

/Boobies
//obligatorysimpsonsquote
 
2004-11-17 08:45:08 PM  
Worst of all, I hear that Lionel likes to be naked while shopping online in Canada...
 
2004-11-17 09:23:09 PM  
My cousin's best friend's sister's mother-in-law's uncle's father's life partner farted in church last Sunday. Now THAT'S newsworthy.
This isn't.
 
2004-11-17 11:07:43 PM  

Wanted for questioning.
 
2004-11-17 11:42:47 PM  
Haladki, you whore
 
2004-11-18 12:30:41 AM  
Doing more then Danicing On The Ceiling.

/got nothin'
 
2004-11-18 02:13:35 AM  
If you pay someone to shoot you up in their bathroom your dumb ass deserves what you get.
 
2004-11-18 07:26:36 AM  
isn't this the same chick who divorced Lionel because she thought that Nicole Richie was going to be a bad influence on her kids?

(i watch too much VH1, it's become like E! with a better soundtrack)...
 
2004-11-19 12:09:54 AM  
Wadda dumbass...everybody knows that the REAL money is selling and installing gol' teefs widout no damn dentist license shiat. Alls you need is a car trunk and a flea market ticket to set up shiop. Oh yeah, and a tube of crazy glue.
 
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