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(The Brains Trust)   European cartographers find new country   ( divider line
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8909 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Feb 2002 at 12:46 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-22 03:35:08 PM  
Vegaj, well there is the white house is getting sued by the GAO, but thats not really entertaining yet good for political people to argue about.
2002-02-22 03:35:47 PM  
Personally I vote for "Brilliant". That show is a hoot!
And "Coupling"... Both funny!
2002-02-22 03:36:10 PM  
OMFG! Belarus is beating Canada!!

**900,000 Canadians die of heart attack**

J/K. It's 4-1 Canada.
2002-02-22 03:36:21 PM  
Drew? Drew? where for art thou Drew? did ya die on us or something
2002-02-22 03:42:15 PM  
BREAKING NEWS from CNN: Neighbor charged with kidnapping after police say they found missing California girl's blood on his clothes and in motorhome. Details to come.
2002-02-22 03:45:10 PM  
Spike Lee to direct Kmart ads.
2002-02-22 03:47:11 PM  

AHHHH FLA Chickie !!... that bastard DID do it uhn ?? fuk what a fuk!

He's the one that took a drive to the desert the day she came up missing..... cut his damn balls off

2002-02-22 03:49:55 PM  
Vegasj: Okay, please help me follow what you are talking about...
2002-02-22 03:49:59 PM  
VegasJ, its actually not. I told him that we should, but he doesnt listen to me. Dont worry though, I did think of it
2002-02-22 03:50:41 PM  
Also, i had "funny" tags around that, but I guess they get deleted if they arent legit
2002-02-22 03:51:29 PM  
FLA Chickie, you owe me an email. Don't you? What did you decide?
2002-02-22 03:52:18 PM  
Hi Gogi...can YOU tell us where the posts are today then??
2002-02-22 03:53:38 PM  
GOGI: Are you sure I owe you an email? Not sure what you're looking me
2002-02-22 03:57:26 PM  
My guess is that the stories are in the queue.

I haven't heard from Drew all day (gasp!, I know), so I'm guessing that he is out at a meeting or something. He *may* have a life.

Otherwise, he's doing this out of spite.
2002-02-22 04:00:39 PM  
FLA Chickie.... you referring to 'that bastard' or the TotalFark ploy ??
2002-02-22 04:02:18 PM  
It has been a pretty slow news week here on fark
2002-02-22 04:03:24 PM  

anyone remember Eddie Murphy , when he joked about the Ice Cream man..... that he kept on driving and told his buddy "hey, what how far I can get them to run after me".....

Drew's got a bunch of friends over, refreshing this page...."Hey, watch how frustrated I can get 'em"

2002-02-22 04:03:36 PM  
Vegasj: Oh, sorry - yes, what a bastard that guy is - they should hang him by his balls...
2002-02-22 04:04:17 PM  
CNN reporting they found that little girls blood on some of his clothes.
How bout a "war" on this kinda shiat? I'm not for the death penalty, but I would personally off this one.
2002-02-22 04:04:27 PM  
There is no reason to hang Drew by the balls.
2002-02-22 04:08:15 PM  
Canada beat Belarus 7-1
2002-02-22 04:13:15 PM  
Quit starin' at us, Drew! We KNOW we're pathetic!
2002-02-22 04:14:19 PM  
FLA Chickie- I just checked out your new bio picture and I just want to say.......Thank You.
2002-02-22 04:14:19 PM  
What the fark is going on here, drew?
This is total bullshiat. I want my money back.

Any figures on how many hours it's been?

I'm from CA, so I'm just gonna leave the figure at hella, though it might be even more.

They better have a DAMN good excuse.
2002-02-22 04:18:34 PM  
FLA Chickie - i think we better research some weinie links QUICK like for the farkettes
2002-02-22 04:20:03 PM  
it's 4:20... do you know where your moderator is?
2002-02-22 04:26:19 PM  
Wow this is like that really bad joke about "How do you keep a moron in suspense?"
2002-02-22 04:29:23 PM  
OMG! that computer is masterbating. that is so 1337!
2002-02-22 04:29:34 PM  
i smell that whore. bring me back. bring me a brick. take my bottle and break it. pour it all out. i pushed you too far. self absorb that pity. i want to knock you off your horse. i just feel it, everythings fine. spit on yourself, your so beautiful. crack and chip off like the sun wont shine down. take your medicine like a champ, while that sting can last a million years. self absorb that utopia so bad, i just feel it.
2002-02-22 04:33:18 PM  
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Waiting for, hell, anything!
2002-02-22 04:42:17 PM  
DREW, WAKE UP. You have thousands of people watching the clock waiting to get out of work. This is what keeps me sane on Friday afternoons!!!! Any Time... I might have to start working if some new info doesn't get posted!!


Friday laziness
2002-02-22 04:42:58 PM  
you gonna pay for the long distance fee? if so then i will be happy to ring ring .....BANGGGGG zzzzzzzzzzzzzz head bangs down on keyboard in utter boredom
2002-02-22 04:46:49 PM  
Drew's probably stuck in traffic on his way to his weekly appearance on Drew Curtis Presents:TechTV's The Screen Savers Friday Night at 7:30pm.
2002-02-22 04:49:12 PM  
Oh ya, it's National Slackers day...........
Why does it have to happen while I'm "at work"
2002-02-22 04:50:11 PM  
If the Russians refuse to participate in the free-skate performance, I think we should just have someone in a bear comstume skate in their place. I bet that would piss them off!
2002-02-22 04:51:08 PM  
Maybe Drew is observing National Slacker's Day.
2002-02-22 04:51:09 PM  
To read articles, click the icon left of the entry. Rinse. Repeat. Wipe hands on pants.

<<<<<<clicks and clicks and clicks but nothing is happening
2002-02-22 04:51:40 PM  
The bear can skate with a giant bottle of vodka.
2002-02-22 04:52:57 PM  
what if Drew was taken prematurely to jail and is awaiting $1000 bond money? I hope he has clean underwear on.
2002-02-22 04:53:11 PM  
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2002-02-22 04:53:31 PM  
I think I know where Drew and co went. The University of KY basketball team had 2 players suspended from the team for using fake ID's to get into a club in Lexington last night, so being the UK fans that they are, I think they may be drinking away their sorrows at this early hour. 20 wins this year UK? Not without Fitch and Daniels. Pass Drew some beer. Better yet, since the Russians are so pissed in the Olympics, drink some White Russians tonight. Vodka, Kahluah, and cream. Mighty good drink.
2002-02-22 04:54:19 PM  
Oh, yeah, thanks. I'm glad you knew what I meant. Hey, maybe he could wear one of those big-ass Russian hats.
2002-02-22 04:56:25 PM  
Well, what a shiatty link for Fark to go tits up on.

2002-02-22 04:56:35 PM  
Metalstill: Did you find us any weeners yet?
2002-02-22 04:57:18 PM  
Metalstill: what, you don't have 5 cents of your own? obviously, if you're at work and can't make long-distance calls, that's a different problem...
2002-02-22 04:58:02 PM  
FLA Chickie: Still lookin sista
2002-02-22 05:00:14 PM  
mmm, yummy curb.
2002-02-22 05:00:31 PM  
Damn it sucks to get curbed
2002-02-22 05:01:10 PM  
That phone number to Enron is on a site somewhere where you can listen to it on the net. I don't have it on my work pc but I do at home and I'll post it later...
2002-02-22 05:03:24 PM  
I didn't notice if anyone pointed out that 510 is NOT a Houston area's in California.
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