hysterectomy.

i'm occasionally a complete idiot with the spelling skills of a rabid goat

Hmm kids 2, 4, and 6 years old. I wonder if there's a bun in the oven.

haha

WTF?

Since they are deciding whether to press charges, I dare say it is safe to ASSume she was arrested. Therefore, all this cop talk about not releasing her name is silly -- it is a matter of public record for corn's sake.

I can see leaving a 6 year old alone for five minutes, if I reeeeeallllly stretch it, but leaving a 6 year old to watch over a 4 and a 2 year old? Throw the book at the dumb-ass, I say.

2004-11-16 06:11:44 PM frontierpsychiatry

This brings up an interesting topic: should people win Darwin awards for killing their kids? Discuss.

Darwin awards are for people that remove themselves from the gene pool through their own stupidity. Assuming she's still fertile, I'd have to say no. So long as any of her germ plasm survives in a transmissible state, no award for her. (neener neener)

Too bad beavis and butthead
A) Are off the air
B) Never played with a rocket, to my recollection
Then we could blame this all on television. Unless we blame it on the discovery channel's shows on rocketry, which would somehow be even more upsetting than blaming it on a cartoon.

Lets make burnz-o-matic put on a $20 safety device, charge us an extra 50 for it, and then watch as our children show us how to use it. :)

inside joke for those who get it:
and can we bring the kids and a supply of rocket engines with us on the rapture wagon?

She was probably out by the dumpster blowing some guy. The customers get nervous with 3 kids staring at them and asking mommy what she's doing.

I was gonna make a comment about how you should never leave a crackwhore unattended in your house, and that goes double for her crackbabies, but highwebl beat me to it.

Anybody else bothered they would even consider filing charges against the boyfriend? I mean, for fark's sake, I owned model rocket fuel in middle school; the only thing I ever burned was an improperly made rocket. And that was totally salvageable, just had some cool lookin' scortch marks and needed a new cone.

The funniest thing is, had she been a more responsible person, she would've bribed some middle school kids to watch her brats for a couple of cigarettes.

nothing about beer in the article....................
what's with the conjecture?

Kidneystone:

"you are 100% correct. Some stoned jackasses in my complex managed to light their aprtment on fire and for reasons unknown, waited for 30 minutes to call 911. A 16-unit building (not mine) was 50% gutted. The rest was uninhabitable (of course)"

Just fuukin' great, man, so I make one little mistake. Can't a man microwave some propane bottles while he goes out to score some buddage without all his arsehat neighbors gettin' all uppity when something goes pear shaped? Cheez, I lost my best beerbong.

DaCricket
FINE! Be that way!!!

/d'oh!