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2002-02-23 12:46:07 AM
woot
 
2002-02-23 12:47:30 AM
What is Noam Chomskie's position on Isreal?

Does he stick to his teachings or is a blindly pro-Isreal?
 
2002-02-23 12:52:11 AM
Who gives a shiat about the media?
 
2002-02-23 12:56:27 AM
Damn liberal media?
Damn conservative media?
 
2002-02-23 12:56:59 AM
indeed
 
2002-02-23 12:57:37 AM
According to a January 12 story in The Times of London, the U.S. war on terror has restored gay rights in Kandahar, known as "the homosexual capital of South Asia."

FYI: Kandahar is "the homosexual capital of South Asia." we freed the gays! yippeee!

WTF kinda issue is that?
 
2002-02-23 01:00:57 AM
I've yet to see a media report stating that Britney's boobies are real or fake.

Better make that 11 questions they can't answer.
 
2002-02-23 01:01:43 AM
Another question that the media can't answer:

What in the fark is this annoying rash on my ass?

Christ.
 
Mon
2002-02-23 01:02:26 AM
link farked?
 
2002-02-23 01:03:06 AM
The annoying rash on your ass is Christ?
 
2002-02-23 01:04:43 AM
#1 question unanswerable by the media;

How big is Santa Claus' penis?
 
2002-02-23 01:05:14 AM
Steveroni You have the rash because you made the baby Jesus cry one to many times.
 
2002-02-23 01:05:43 AM
Qwerty2: I was thinking the same thing. Hehehe...
 
2002-02-23 01:06:47 AM
And Code_Archeologist made the baby Jesus cry because he used "to" instead of "too."
 
2002-02-23 01:07:26 AM
ROFLMAO....!!!!

OH YEAH....How all broadcast's should be!!!
 
2002-02-23 01:07:27 AM
Who wants to bet that this turns into a conservative vs. liberal flame fest by dawn?
 
2002-02-23 01:08:16 AM
Code_Archeologist, I tried. Maybe my attempt will get the ball rolling.
 
2002-02-23 01:08:48 AM
Hey, you guys are mean. The rash on my ass isn't Christ.

It's pretty clearly genital warts.
 
2002-02-23 01:09:03 AM

Time for some R.E.M., easily the greatest band of all time.


The information nation took their clues from all the sound-bite gluttons.
Nineteen eighty, eighty-four, eighty-eight, ninety-two too, too.
How to be what you can be, jump jam junking your energies.
How to walk in dignity with throw-up on your shoes
They amplified the autumn, Nineteen seventy-nine.
Calculate the capital, up the republic my skinny ass.
T.V. tells a million lies. The paper's terrified to report
anything that isn't handed on a presidential spoon,
I'm just profoundly frustrated by all this. So, fark you, man. (fark 'm)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ignoreland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ignoreland.

 
2002-02-23 01:09:05 AM
... Why is my ass itching all the sudden?
 
2002-02-23 01:09:29 AM
I love the smell of flamewar in the morning!

This article was obviously posted by one of two people. Harmonia, or Fb-.
 
2002-02-23 01:09:33 AM
Here's one the Media never asked. Why is Bill Clinton wearing an Afro wig and a Zebra Skin Pimp Hat in this picture?
 
2002-02-23 01:09:35 AM
Why would you have genital warts on your ass?

Don't answer that.
 
2002-02-23 01:10:20 AM
I'll take that bet you farking hippie.
 
2002-02-23 01:11:12 AM
My ass = my biznezz.

I still just want to know if MyTwoCents is the momma of Grivas' baby.

(Check out his bio)
 
2002-02-23 01:11:47 AM
If this is flamewar material, why isn't Quick1 grabbing popcorn?
 
2002-02-23 01:11:51 AM
Toupsie: Here's a better question: why is Bush wearing a sombrero and playing the maracas?

 
2002-02-23 01:13:45 AM
C.A. == you're always pretty funny. I liked the CRACK about your ASS itching.

Awww man. I'm pretty quick.
 
2002-02-23 01:13:57 AM
*sigh* I guess I will have to start this up now won't hmmm... let me think of something good to say.
 
2002-02-23 01:14:28 AM
We want a rock to wind a piece of string around!
 
2002-02-23 01:14:41 AM
hey lay off the crack of my ass its sensitive and stuff
 
2002-02-23 01:15:25 AM
In an October Press Clips column on censorship, Harper's publisher Rick MacArthur predicted that, in light of media censorship during the Gulf War, "this may be the first war where an American reporter is killed or garroted by a Green Beret for getting in the way.

Well then...don't get in the way, dumbass!

Christ, these reporters now days. They gotta go into a damn WAR ZONE, and then they get surprised when they are presumed hostile and attacked. Like a commander can read their minds from a hundred paces, "It's all right! This guy I've never seen before who has a camera with a telephoto lens and notepad ISN'T a cleverly disguised enemy spy, just an American newspaper reporter!"

I remember that Gulf War idiocy, CNN on the beach where the American troops were going to land--their camera lights providing a WONDERFUL target for enemy mortars, their live coverage providing FREE intel information about the landing team's strength, location, available equipment...
 
2002-02-23 01:16:17 AM
Jebediah:Nope. Real Picture. But I love that photoshop of Bush!
 
2002-02-23 01:17:44 AM
Grivas:

You've been a Farker far longer than I, and I will, of course, defer to your greatness...

BUT...

up untill this point, we were talking about ass-boils.

(Just wanted to give you a heads up about the level of this thread.)
 
2002-02-23 01:18:28 AM
Uh, talk about Freudian slips: I meant "Ishidian," not "Grivas."
 
2002-02-23 01:20:24 AM
Shuh: It is too late (or early) for inappropriate They Might Be Giants references. You could have at least sung part of "Instanbul (not Canstantinople)".
 
2002-02-23 01:20:46 AM
Whoa. Way the fark to big. Holy fark.
 
2002-02-23 01:21:26 AM
Was that big ass pic of Chumpsky really necessary?
 
2002-02-23 01:23:54 AM
Even Bush likes TMBG:



"Particle man, particle man..."
 
2002-02-23 01:25:40 AM
I recently watched an UNEDITED Popeye from 1943 where Popeye kills Shorty by shooting him with a handgun. It was a real awakening for me. It was like, straight out of the Matrix, man......

"JEEBUS, I'VE BEEN LIVING IN A DREAM WORLD WITH ALL THIS EDITED FOR PC CRAP".
 
2002-02-23 01:25:56 AM
Ishidan I think part of the beef is the rest of the example given in the article where the buy wearing the brass held off a reporter from entering an area by pointing a machine gun at him. Reporters getting whacked by a stray bullet in the field happens... that is nothing new. But a friendly threatening violence on a reporter from your own nation... well that is a bit fishy and should not occur. Well let me put a qualifier on that statement it should not occur unless the troops are trying to protect the reporter from something or to protect some state secret... but some how I doubt photoes of three dead Afghanis represents a danger to National Security
 
2002-02-23 01:26:53 AM
Suse:Is Chomsky playing "pocket pool" in that photo?
 
2002-02-23 01:28:24 AM
Awww, Henchy: That made me laugh.

Since I'm loaded, and being yelled at by a woman that is mad that I'm farking, I'll let you in on a secret.

She is making me listen to "Billy Vera and the Beaters -- At this Moment."

Get on WinMX, and feel my pain.

Think Alex P. Keaton.

God help me.
 
2002-02-23 01:33:47 AM
Angry Itch, may you for ever only have sex with lice ridden unwashed homeless lepers who have a propensitiy for snow balling and force you to give them oral pleasures to their unwiped posterior for posting that picture.
 
2002-02-23 01:34:30 AM
Chomsky looks like he wants to be like the Beatles:
 
2002-02-23 01:36:50 AM
You know, this is a hell of a way to avoid a potential flamewar. Just post enough pics so that you chase out the trolls.
 
2002-02-23 01:37:51 AM
I will Code_Archeologist, whats your sister doing tomorrow night? :)
 
2002-02-23 01:48:06 AM
Angry Inch: Oooohhhh....

Zing.


Burn.
 
2002-02-23 01:49:04 AM
Hoosier: Despite being Jewish, Chomsky is anti-Israel, and has been since its creation. He takes a lot of heat for it by Jewish people.
 
2002-02-23 01:58:48 AM
Jova:
So basically, Noam Chomsky and Alan Keyes have something in common.
 
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