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(AZCentral)   Alice Cooper puts on school play. Descibed as 'not your average school play'   ( divider line
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2002-02-21 01:35:18 PM  
Welcome to my Nightmare!
2002-02-21 01:35:33 PM  
I thought school was out.
2002-02-21 01:36:58 PM  
Dead babies... can't take things off the shelves.
2002-02-21 01:37:02 PM  
Hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey
Hey stupid (link)
2002-02-21 01:37:19 PM  
It isn't summer yet.
2002-02-21 01:37:19 PM  
Who the hell is Alice Cooper?
2002-02-21 01:37:25 PM  
"The Coopers write and direct the show each year. Hopi Doodle Dandy mixes the mystery of a missing Declaration of Independence with songs, dances and skits."

That'll be a sellout.
2002-02-21 01:39:03 PM  
"....then he bites the head off a chicken."
2002-02-21 01:39:16 PM  
It's called "Snow White and the Seven Bat-Head-Eating Dwarfs in Mascara."
2002-02-21 01:43:32 PM  
The Dark One
i have to ask . . . how old are you?
2002-02-21 01:43:59 PM  
All of your children are belong to us...
2002-02-21 01:45:48 PM  
I've seen Alice in concert a few times...if there's anyone who knows how to put on a show, it's him.
2002-02-21 01:46:12 PM  
Seen Wayne's World, The Dark One?

Here's Cooper's wife Sheryl. (second from left). How does a goddamn freak like Alice Cooper get a hot wife like that?
2002-02-21 01:47:55 PM  
Alice Cooper is the guy from which Marilyn Manson and others
ripped off their entire schtick. He did some kick ass
rock and roll songs too, while simulating his onstage death
in many fascinating ways. If you are too young to remember
him check out his "I'm Eighteen" which might be as relevant
to you now as it was to the young 'uns back then.
2002-02-21 01:49:15 PM  
I'm putting this in the CD Player as soon as I get home.
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2002-02-21 01:49:32 PM  
Alice Cooper...

My favorite is "Stephen" from "Welcome to My Nightmare"...

"Whiskey and Lace" was another good album...

Wow, I feel old now...
2002-02-21 01:50:03 PM  
I don't know what's freakier...the fact that he got someone that hot, or the fact that he's NOT wearing any makeup in the photo Bmartin linked to.
2002-02-21 01:51:38 PM  
Next year they're doing Cabaret.
2002-02-21 01:54:28 PM  
Man I wish that my school did that. shiat!
2002-02-21 01:57:34 PM  
Yeah, not to mention Alice Cooper can golf...something Marylin Manson/Ozzy/other imitators never could do. There's something oddly persuasive about a guy who can belt out stuff like I'm Eighteen, School's Out, and Feed My Frankenstein...and whack the hell out of a little white ball.
2002-02-21 02:04:21 PM  
Alice sets the bar for using his celebrity to the benefit of others & his community.
He doesn't just talk the talk like many other stars, he actually participates in his childrens lives which many regular folks fail to do, maybe chumps like james brown michael jackson should take notes & make the papers for doing something positive for once.
I hear Alice puts on a wicked Haunted House for Halloween too.
2002-02-21 02:05:52 PM  
Its a wild show. He drips blood out of his mouth.
Then he has his nurse change his "depends" on stage.
2002-02-21 02:05:55 PM  
I keep hearing rumors that Alice might join the PGA or Senior PGA tour. Anyone else know anything about that?
2002-02-21 02:10:10 PM  

Alice has been an avid Golfer for years.
2002-02-21 02:10:14 PM  

SLAYERSWINE at the Alice Cooper concert.

I went and saw Alice Cooper(Megadeth opened) in 1984 in Chicago for his 'Constrictor' tour. I had 5th row dead center and was on acid as well as doing bullets of cocaine.
Alice was doing a song called "Give it up" off of 'Constrictor' and he had happened to see me doing bullets plain as day. Now at this time Alice was completely clean and sober(he still is to this day) and right in the chorus, he gets my attention, looks me right in the eye, wipes his nose like he did a big cocaine blast,
points at me and screams"Give it up". My buddies who I went with saw this too and I'm getting tugged in all directions from them as they are telling me Alice was talking to ME! I freaked out and ran down the aisle like I was on fire or something, almost ran out of the U.I.C. Pavillion fire doors. Luckily I regained my composure before it became 'BAD ACID TRIP' stage and I went back to my seat.
That was a good concert, though.

And if there are any teenage FARKer or FARKettes that are Marilyn Manson fans whose parents give them crap about it just tell them that Marilyn Manson is just an off shoot of Alice Cooper, someone that they probably listened to and might have even seen in concert when they were in their teens.
2002-02-21 02:11:19 PM  
Feeeed myyyy Fraaankeeensteein....
2002-02-21 02:14:48 PM  
"Sheryl, a svelte redhead who dons a 400-pound fat suit to become the character Large Marge."

That did it. Now every politically correct organization will protest the school.
2002-02-21 02:24:40 PM  
Large Marge...heh heh heh.

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Alice RULES! Saw him with Judas Priest and Motorhead. He blew the #&@*! doors off both (except for Lemmy, he's God's evil nephew)

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2002-02-21 02:35:32 PM  
First of all, that is a farked up story, SLAYERSWINE...did you take Alice's advice? Just curious.

Drug stories aside, Alice gets huge respect points for this. It was cool enough that he is able to laugh at himself, but working on an elementary school show is just beyond excellent.
2002-02-21 02:43:15 PM  
Gotta love the third act in the play though when the kid looking for The Declaration comes out and burns a guitar on stage and the groups of tykes dressed as Hell's Angels beat the shiat out of an audience member.....
2002-02-21 02:55:16 PM  
"Pat McMahon is bringing Captain Super out of retirement for a video appearance in the show"

Only people who grew up in Arizona know how absolutely totally freaky cool this is -- Wallace and Ladmo rock!
2002-02-21 03:31:21 PM  
I used to like Alice Cooper, he went to HS with my father Cortez HS on Dunlap, owns a crappy sports bar here in Phoenix. Eats at the Chevys on 24th street and camelback, usually twice a month on sundays. His wife is hot, his son is fat, he looks twice as old wihtout makeup, tips for shiat.
But after all is said and done Marilyn Manson needs to pay him royalties for stealing shock rock.
2002-02-21 04:23:40 PM  
VMan - I went to Cortez HS as well... go colts.
2002-02-21 07:18:28 PM  
Alice Cooper kicks ass. nuff said.
2002-02-21 11:22:01 PM  
HERO Tag Please!
2002-02-22 10:19:48 AM  
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