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(NCBuy)   The ancient art of origami has been infiltrated by a guy who demonstrates how to make humping bunnies, waggling tongue, condoms, paper sperm and the lower half of the female anatomy   ( divider line
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2004-11-12 11:21:21 AM  
I'd hate to get a paper cut because of that last one.
2004-11-12 11:35:50 AM  
I once spent half an hour making an origami cooter out of a dollar bill, following instructions from this guy's site.

Needless to say, strippers prefer bow ties and peacocks.

/very social person
2004-11-12 11:39:36 AM  
2004-11-12 11:50:12 AM  
Did anyone else see the "fart suppressor seat cushion" link on the same page?
2004-11-12 11:50:14 AM  
2004-11-12 11:50:46 AM  
I'll show you my origami crane if you show me your origami box.
2004-11-12 11:50:56 AM  
"but the easiest is a model of a woman's nude lower body that only involves "one crease and one pinch.""

In addition to a whole lot of poking, no doubt.

2004-11-12 11:52:38 AM  

Damn you, damn you, damn you one last time for taking those exact 10 characters right out of my

//Ashcroft now has a new job
2004-11-12 11:52:45 AM  
where are the pictures?

2004-11-12 11:54:38 AM  
This thread is useless without pictures.
2004-11-12 11:54:40 AM  
1. This is a repeat
2. Where are the pics (or the links to the pics) in that useless article?

/how does this crap get greenlighted?
2004-11-12 11:54:50 AM  
and the lower half of the female anatomy

Probably don't want to use recycled paper for this one.
2004-11-12 11:55:28 AM  
Nothing beats this epic Godzilla battle in origami.

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2004-11-12 11:55:47 AM  
and the lower half of the female anatomy

does this mean feet?
2004-11-12 11:56:04 AM  
I am ordering this for my friend.

And, where are the pics?!

2004-11-12 11:57:06 AM  
The book.

Some pics:

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2004-11-12 11:57:42 AM  
damn..i do origami...we get 2 fifteen minute breaks here work and I make a hat or a crane or something in each of those breaks...why just this morning i made a Santa Claus...well at least now I can combine porn and origami...or as I have just patented Pornigami...

:: patent pending ::
2004-11-12 11:58:00 AM  
Please tell me I'm not the only one to spot the link below which says 'Kelsey Grammer talks to the dead'?

Story isn't as good as the headline though :(
2004-11-12 11:58:16 AM  
That's so hot, fap fapfapfapfap
2004-11-12 11:59:05 AM  
Nothing beats Origami Boulder.
2004-11-12 11:59:24 AM  
the easiest is a model of a woman's nude lower body that only involves "one crease and one pinch."

There's the problem right there. He should be finishing with a counterclockwise swirl.
2004-11-12 11:59:24 AM  
dang i didn't see KickahaOta used my word I gotta sue...

2004-11-12 11:59:31 AM  
This guy also made a 10 foot origami penis to promote his book. Picture of it here:

/no I don't know how to make a linky thing work
2004-11-12 11:59:46 AM  
Who cares? The story on the side there says that Kelsey Grammar talks to the dead!
2004-11-12 12:00:04 PM  
Paper. Kaiju. Genitals.

Sometimes a FARK thread is almost as good as coffee
2004-11-12 12:00:15 PM  
Anfony20 is there a knuckle involved in that in anyway?

2004-11-12 12:01:57 PM  

well at least now I can combine porn and origami...or as I have just patented Pornigami...

You're too late. And it's spelled Pornogami.
2004-11-12 12:03:24 PM  
ElMuerte, that picture rocks!
2004-11-12 12:04:51 PM  
frankie damnation! life long dreams shattered again by Amazon...

*sets entire collection of 1000 cranes on fire...

/1000 cranes everyone follow?
2004-11-12 12:06:11 PM  
ExJerseyGirl - It's easy!
2004-11-12 12:07:25 PM  
What, no 'Blade Runner' references?

I am disappointed in all of you farkers today.
2004-11-12 12:10:35 PM  
Since men's colonge bottles are shaped somewhat phallus like, shouldn't women's cologne be in taco shaped bottles?

/some comedian
2004-11-12 12:13:15 PM  
Underground Origami
2004-11-12 12:15:58 PM  
frankie13: NSFW, you bastard!!! Want to get us all fired?!?
2004-11-12 12:18:50 PM  
The source for much of your pornigami and more...

/damn...brimstoneX, I'm minutes too late
2004-11-12 12:21:18 PM  
2004-11-12 12:21:22 PM  
2004-11-12 12:21:32 PM  
Thanks BarkingPumpkin

I've been looking for that info.


My thoughts exactly!
2004-11-12 12:22:28 PM  
Thanks Barking Pumpkin
2004-11-12 12:23:43 PM  
jrodnewb: Consider yourself followed. :)
I actually made the requisite 1000 cranes. AND gave them away. They say it brings luck, BUT THEY LIE!
2004-11-12 12:24:57 PM  
This Asian girl in my highschool used to always make orgami during class. She was smokin hot. I used to ask her if the rumor about Asian's having straight pubes was true. I mean, how many Asian people with affros do you see? I never found out for sure. Maybe I should have tried a different approach.
2004-11-12 12:25:06 PM  
frankie13: NSFW, you bastard!!! Want to get us all fired?!?
The link named Pornogami. If that doesn't scream NSFW I don't know what will.

2004-11-12 12:27:46 PM  
DFlor: Let me guess, you work in a church, right? Or a paper factory.
2004-11-12 12:29:36 PM  
Pfft. This isn't news, I got a book of naughty origami six months ago, with all the same sorts of designs. Came with pink paper, too!
2004-11-12 12:35:50 PM  
My pleasure, hoots_, Ex.
2004-11-12 12:39:17 PM  
I was looking more for a Hard Boiled reference.

Ooh, there! I've made one!

And it all looks SFW to me. C'mon it's just a paper vulva! (I'd still hit it.)
2004-11-12 12:46:46 PM  
And I was referring to ExJerseyGirl's link, not frankie13's images.

I know what vulvas look like. I've seen pictures.
2004-11-12 12:47:55 PM  
Aidan i actually still have of my prized possessions...tiny little bastards all one color in a big ass vase in my office. had to wear rubber gloves cause my hands would get sweaty...

i know the known Aidan from somewhere....prolly NSFW...
2004-11-12 12:50:59 PM  
i meant to say i know the name Aidan...preview post option is apparently useless to me...
2004-11-12 12:59:15 PM  
My friend's paper egg was fertilized by this guy's paper sperm.
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