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(Washington Post)   Va to stop executing the retarded. Can't stop them from being elected however   ( divider line
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1744 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Feb 2002 at 4:19 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-20 04:24:44 PM  
fark 'em. Who cares if they're "Korkies" or not...if ya kill, then you should be killed. Why should we treat those "window lickers" any differently?
2002-02-20 04:24:50 PM  
fried retard
2002-02-20 04:26:26 PM  
good headline.
2002-02-20 04:27:15 PM  
If they can plan out the crime like the arse in the article, then I say kill'em. It's not like were going to kill a wheelchair bound guy who really doesn't know his own name!
2002-02-20 04:31:05 PM  
Why don't they just fatten them up and let them drive in W.VA without a seatbelt?
2002-02-20 04:34:32 PM  
Well, they just need to explain it to them, then everything will be fine.
"That's right, we're playing GOD, God, the big man, that's right the man in the sky. So, we are going to kill you now because you are a horrible horrible person and don't deserve to live. Well, that's right, God DID make you....well no, he doesn't make mistakes, but we, it's just that...
2002-02-20 04:35:35 PM  
Great headline! It's a start anyway.
2002-02-20 04:37:12 PM  
three hours later ...that's right, first there's God, then the president, then the judges, then the lawyers, then the cops, then all the normal people, then there's you, so you see, we're just doing what God wants us to do.....Well, I don't know why he doesn't just do it himself. Maybe he just likes to watch."
2002-02-20 04:37:19 PM  
Animals play god every day.
2002-02-20 04:40:56 PM  
I say execute them inside of one of those half-buses all the special needs students ride. If you can't do the time , don't do the crime. If you're retarted and not able to understand the previous statement, don't worry about nothing, we'll handle everything for, ya . Just step on the bus here...
2002-02-20 04:48:22 PM  
Well, at least Virginians got it right with the last election.
2002-02-20 04:49:14 PM  
LuftWaffle: By that do you mean that animals kill other animals everyday? If so, I guess I'd have to debate the consciousness of specific animals. Do they judge each other based on some moral code and then kill them? Most probably not. I've heard that groups/herds will selectively sacrifice old or weak members to avoid losing healthy members to predators, that's fairly conscious.
Oh wait, didn't mean to get serious. *fart* huh huh huh.
2002-02-20 05:16:11 PM  
Now we just gotta wait for Texans to get their head out of their ass.....
2002-02-20 05:22:41 PM  
If somebody is so retarded that they don't know that killing people is wrong why aren't they locked in a cage someplace?
I have had the opportunity to work with tards and I can see how they can kill somebody. Talk about strong. I am 6'6" and 285 and I've had tards half my size toss myself and two other dudes my size across a room when they were going ape shiat over pudding or something. Word to the wise - never ever get between a tard and his pudding. Even worse is when a supertard goes ape shiat on you when you don't have help available. I pulled a supertard off of a little 90 pound female staff member that he was attempting to assault and he damn near kicked my ass. Ended up with two broken bones in my hand, a black eye and several bite marks. I hit him probably 10 times in the head and it didn't even make him blink. See this scar????? Nevermind.
God, I'm having previous job flashbacks.
2002-02-20 05:27:40 PM  
uh, supertards? So not only do they lack morals, but they are magically imbued with super-human strength?

(Martin, I'm not seriously ridiculing here, I just had to fark with the supertard is a catchy idea)
2002-02-20 05:31:43 PM  
Stop it? They are getting two birds with one stone!
2002-02-20 05:32:23 PM  
"The issue arises at the court amid growing public concern about the death penalty, sparked in part by recent cases in which DNA evidence has exonerated some death-row inmates."

What does this argument have to do with executing retarded people? Isn't it simply an argument against the death penalty in general?

I'm not actually morally opposed to the death penalty. I'm sure if someone wantonly killed one of my family I'd pull the trigger if I knew they had done it. But do you really want to trust our court system and lawyers to determine who gets put to death? That's the problem I have. Imagine the poor black kid with a criminal record for possession waiting to hear his sentence for a false rape/murder conviction (of which there have been very many). That kid needs protection, too, from the likes of Asscroft et al. At least with a prison term there's a chance he could be retried.

A great nation and a great society protects everyone, not just the people those in power favor.
2002-02-20 05:50:25 PM  
Fenester - I swear to God. Until you have had to wrestle one of supertards you have no idea. Man, I could tell you stories. I won't even try to explain the supertards sexual proclivities.
2002-02-20 05:55:10 PM  
It's obvious that they're considering not executing the retarded? How's that obvious? Maybe "Spiffy" or "Hero" is welcome.
2002-02-20 05:58:32 PM  
Wow big people you all are that are mking fun of people with mental retardation...

I say execute them inside of one of those half-buses all the special needs students ride. If you can't do the time , don't do the crime. If you're retarted

So are you talking about people who have lost their tartness or what????

Martin29 Thank god you don't work with them anymore. They deserve better than that.

People with mental retardation are human beings.
2002-02-20 06:05:27 PM  
Who's Va?
2002-02-20 06:17:21 PM  
Great! Maybe now Virginia will have more advice columnists!
2002-02-20 06:19:40 PM  
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2002-02-20 06:19:46 PM  
Doz - I am glad I don't have to work with them too. Getting assaulted damn near every day. Having piss and shiat thrown at you. Watching a drooling tard jack off every time he sees a female staff member or patient. The same tard attempting to rape every female he comes in contact with. The supertard that tried to stab me in the throat with a dinner fork. All of the good goody poor sweet little misunderstood tardlettes can't help it happy horseshiat goes out the window after a couple of them jump you and attempt to tear out your trachea while another whips his tool out and starts jerking off over the whole scene. I took the job hoping to help the tards and make their lives better. I was there less than half a day before my "lifetime channel movie of the week" preconceptions were shattered. I think it was about the time one of them threw shiat at me and then licked his fingers.
2002-02-20 06:38:48 PM  
Martin29...too goddamned funny. I haven't laughed at anything other than your posts all day. Question though, with all the whackin' off that went on, did you ever see two tardos actually ever farking???
2002-02-20 06:44:45 PM  
If they are a danger to others, there is no reason for them to live. If they have no idea about right & wrong (like lawyers) get rid of them, they will hurt someone someday and their quality of life isn't that great in the first place.
2002-02-20 06:51:31 PM  
Martin29-Let me apologize,I let my emotions get the best of me.I can understand your view. The place you worked sounds like hell. I'm sorry that you had to experience the things you did.Sounds like the higher ups needed to do alot more than they were doing to improve the setting that these people were in and to protect the staff.
I have worked with people with mental retardation for 8 years and yes it is a hard and sometimes frustrating job if the support system for staff is not there.But I have also been able to experience good times too with the people I serve.I'm sorry that was not a part of your experience.
I do not believe that they are special people or that I am someone special.Believe me there are times the consumers I work with are A#1 @$$holes.I also believe in natural consequences for their actions ,when they can understand those consequences. I just can't see why people need to use negative names to talk about people with mental retardation.If someone calls an African-American a attractive and successful African-American there is a big uproar and rightfully so. It is a dirty hurtful word. Why then is it ok to lable someone a RETARD or SUPERTARD or a TARD because they have a disability?
As I said ,I apologize for speaking in anger but I can not agree with the name calling or violence that are visited upon this segment of our population.
Thanx for listening
2002-02-20 06:52:43 PM  
Walrustoof - All the time. We had to pull them apart when we seen them doing it too. Some pictures you never will get out of your head.

I should mention that I don't hate tards or think they aren't human. I've just worked with them long enough to know they sure aren't the noblest of creatures. There was a little 9-year-old tard girl on one floor who was very sweet though. She would always run and hug me when I came in and cry when I went home. I always brought her a candy bar or McDonalds when I worked in her area. Even got her a nice stuffed toy at Christmas. She was almost normal and I never understood why her family dumped her there. If I was married and had a family I seriously might have adopted her if I could have.
2002-02-20 07:12:08 PM  
Doz - I call them tards because we all called them tards- short for retarded. We called some of them supertards because for some reason they were extremely strong when compared to a normal person their size. The place I worked had 80 percent that were violent and dangerous. I NEVER abused or mistreated a patient. I have been in knockdown drag out fights with them. I have had them stab me. I have had to physically defend myself on more occasions than I can count. When a tard is going ape shiat on you, you may end up getting into a fistfight with him especially if no other staff is close by. It is either defend yourself or possibly get hurt or killed. These weren't docile tards for the most part and it was violent almost every day.
It was hard dangerous work and it may have made me a bit callus so I call 'em like I see 'em. No apologies necessary.
2002-02-20 07:40:22 PM  
When I saw "VA" I thought the story was about the Veterans Administration.
2002-02-20 08:33:10 PM  
My people yearn for... FREEDOM
2002-02-20 09:14:44 PM  
Villians go free, defecient kept alive, liars get laid . .
It's all going to hell in a handbasket, folks.
2002-02-21 12:23:39 AM  

what ya babbling about? i call blacks nubianrs all the time. retards are retards, retardlover
2002-02-21 12:59:10 AM  
You yell "stop! stop!" and all they hear is "Who wants cake?".

And they all want cake...
2002-02-21 01:24:29 AM  
I just want to say...
I love you guys - and girls.

I love making fun of retards, and I mean that in the most respectful way.
I am so sick of the P/C bullsh*t.
They're 'tards.

I don't want them serving my food in restaurants, and I sure as hell don't want them making it.
I don't want drool in my food and I don't wanna worry about "when was last time they jerked off". I've worked with the mentally handicapped people (not retards though) and *I know* their dirty little habits. For crying out loud - as a society, let's be realistic! They're hilarious when you get them stoned, but let's leave it at that.

Gary for Pres! (slogan: could he be any worse?)
2002-02-21 01:27:47 AM  
I forgot to disable HTML!
there should have been a <rant??>
and a </somewhat sarcastic rant>

and a THE.

sorry, Drew.
2002-02-21 11:58:00 AM  
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