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(Yahoo)   For sale: Caterina - unusual Xbox multi-purpose tool (pic)   (page.auctions.shopping.yahoo.com) divider line 54
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2002-02-20 01:10:50 PM  
the laptop or Her ?? yummmy
 
2002-02-20 01:10:59 PM  
nice ibook, babe.
 
2002-02-20 01:11:06 PM  
Excellent product. A must buy. Now I will be able to save my armstrength for the games.
 
2002-02-20 01:11:25 PM  
You're a multi-purpose tool.

Looks like it's really on Yahoo and isn't a spoof. Seems like a potential legal issue, even if it is obvious.
 
2002-02-20 01:12:30 PM  
(ahem)...where do I plug her in?


Er, sorry, somebody had to say it.
 
2002-02-20 01:12:32 PM  
WTF?
 
2002-02-20 01:12:44 PM  
Oh, hahahahahaha, goddamn. That was f cking hillarious. I can't stop laffing.



Oh wait, no. That was retarded. Who posts this sh t?
 
2002-02-20 01:13:19 PM  
damn, we may have to re-direct Drew's beer money towards this..
 
2002-02-20 01:14:21 PM  
"(ahem)...where do I plug her in?

Shouldn't that be "where do I plug IN her ?"



bahaaaaaaaa
 
2002-02-20 01:14:28 PM  
"The benefits are that it can engage in alternative sexual activities....."


SWEET!
 
2002-02-20 01:15:44 PM  
Did you read the rest of the things he has sold. A crapper load of sigs and that is about it. I think this is a scam!
 
2002-02-20 01:16:51 PM  
We need one more Caterina link today to make it a hat trick.
 
2002-02-20 01:17:27 PM  
I dont think i'd even need the instruction manual
 
2002-02-20 01:17:56 PM  
Does it come with a sex slave contract? If so, don't bid if you live in Kentucky ;)
 
2002-02-20 01:20:59 PM  
I don't see how the laptop can engage in "alternative sexual activities..."

Oh, silly me. There's a girl there.

*frantically searches couch cushions for change*
 
2002-02-20 01:21:42 PM  
How can shipping only be $15? She looks like an easy $25 or $35 to move that ass!

Go go gadget c*ckring!
 
bsx
2002-02-20 01:22:57 PM  
This came out for PS2 in japan a while back as a dating sim accessory.

</megatokyo reference>
 
2002-02-20 01:23:34 PM  
The bidding is up to $450.

Eh, it's still cheaper than dating.
 
2002-02-20 01:25:43 PM  
"the laptop or Her ?? yummmy"

Yummy? The laptop or her?
 
2002-02-20 01:26:52 PM  
seXbox
 
2002-02-20 01:26:57 PM  
No volume control, though- that's bad.
 
2002-02-20 01:26:58 PM  
Eh... some of us prefer a joystick to a gamepad.
 
2002-02-20 01:27:55 PM  
No volume control, though- that's bad.

two words:

ball gag
 
2002-02-20 01:31:43 PM  
Who has time for Xbox when you have her?
 
2002-02-20 01:37:50 PM  
isn't that an Xbox Box?
 
2002-02-20 01:39:02 PM  
Hrm.

Next to this post on my screen is the classified ad:

You can't find a girlfriend on eBay, but you can find the next best thing
 
2002-02-20 01:40:42 PM  
For sale: Empty (for the moment) Xbox box. You fill it.

Seller: nick_"dirty"_sanches.
 
2002-02-20 01:48:22 PM  
Bsx, I think this whole thing is a Megatokyo ref.

(www.megatokyo.com. Highly recommended.)
 
2002-02-20 01:50:42 PM  
How could someone put this on my beloved Fark?!?! I didn't like it!!!!!!!1111 I am outraged that I was forced to read this!!@!2!!!!!1
 
EZ
2002-02-20 01:57:47 PM  
I bought two of these when they first came out. You wouldn't believe how well the function in tandem. I just leave em on all the time. I don't even have to be in the room, come back the next day and they're still there....working away.....in tandem....together....yoink.
 
2002-02-20 02:00:21 PM  
Can't be Gimmee, there's no schoolgirl sailor suit, and she she doesn't come with b33r...

3Horn
 
2002-02-20 02:02:33 PM  
huh huh boobies...

Hey weeeee wannnt sommmmme .....ieeeeee!!

Need more pics with cleavage...
 
2002-02-20 02:06:36 PM  
isn't that courtney love]?
 
2002-02-20 02:07:26 PM  
So an engineer walks up to his buddy (also an engineer) to tell him what had happened to him that day.

"This girl came up to me on this red bike, jumped off, threw her clothes to the ground and said 'take what you want!'"

"What'd you choose?"

"The bike."

"Good idea, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
 
2002-02-20 02:26:39 PM  
"alternative sexual activities"

define "alternative sexual activities"

and then i might bid
 
2002-02-20 02:28:14 PM  
I'm not actually interested in buying... but, how much for a rental?
 
2002-02-20 02:42:14 PM  
Was this supposed to be funny? I can't tell. Maybe its real. Someone bid and let me know how it turns out. :/
 
2002-02-20 02:55:47 PM  
I'll take the laptop, but you can keep the skank.
 
2002-02-20 02:57:39 PM  
Fellas, if you win the bidding, watch your junk... looks like she's got braces, albeit the clear type. Or maybe she's just got nasty teeth. Be careful, either way.
 
2002-02-20 03:06:38 PM  
i wonder if "it" likes to fark????!?!?!
 
2002-02-20 03:09:51 PM  
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha....
No, wait... I mean
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
 
2002-02-20 03:18:08 PM  
Ah the WWW !!! Thank god that all these P2P, B2B and B2C sites failed, so the pimps could take their place.

My main concern for the , ahem, item is the wear and tear. Is there a warranty ? Where do you take for maintenance ? Is it AC/DC ? What a jip.
 
2002-02-20 03:55:31 PM  
First thing I thought of when I saw that was MegaTokyo!
 
2002-02-20 03:56:14 PM  
That was a link to MegaTokyo but apparently I farked my HTML.
 
2002-02-20 03:56:48 PM  
Hell, I'll take two of 'em.
 
2002-02-20 04:07:24 PM  
Huh. I posted a question, "Is the laptop included?". No answer as of yet.
 
2002-02-20 04:32:32 PM  
Ariakaz, thats what I thought when I saw it. Looks like courtney love cleaned up a little.
 
2002-02-20 04:43:23 PM  
I don't know, if you can't get a picture of her with her mouth shut AND you mention that there is an unfortunate lack of volume control, sounds like a "Rental Only" sort of device to me. Still, seems at least a little better adjusted than the goatloving acid-freak some guy tried to sell on eBay back in September. (Anyone old enough to remember that?)
 
2002-02-20 04:55:48 PM  
i live near there.. wonder if i can pick it up.
 
2002-02-20 05:54:49 PM  
"I'll buy THAT for a dollar!"..hehe
 
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