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(CBS2)   St. Louis is a city with toilet paper in its cracks   ( divider line
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4311 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Feb 2002 at 12:49 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-20 12:52:27 PM  

Slow news day
2002-02-20 12:53:12 PM  
Is the toilet paper pre or post wipe?
2002-02-20 12:55:21 PM  
I use toilet paper on my asphalt, too...
2002-02-20 12:56:48 PM  
Anybody who has driven in St. Louis knows that the toilet paper is what they use to fix the cracks. The only street department that's a bigger joke is Webster Groves.
2002-02-20 12:58:06 PM  
Takes care of Cling-ons.
2002-02-20 01:00:30 PM  
Yet there is no TP in the Johns.
2002-02-20 01:02:33 PM  
Cool, I've always wanted to take a crap on the sidewalk in St. Lou, now I'll be able to wipe, too!
2002-02-20 01:04:29 PM  
OK, here it goes.

Sounds like a shiatty job!
2002-02-20 01:04:48 PM  
I'd take that over Atlanta. They put huge metal plates there over roadwork. The damn things totally fark up your car.
2002-02-20 01:05:32 PM  
wonder if its environmentally friendly toiletpaper.. or two ply.. ultra soft? charmin?
2002-02-20 01:06:20 PM  
This has some damn funny quotes, like "Three citywide crack-filling operations", I mean that borders on being perverse. HAHAHAHAHAHAAH, it is sooooo damn funny.
2002-02-20 01:07:03 PM  
HEY! That CBS2 site is built with Zope!!! Kewl!
2002-02-20 01:10:09 PM  
Wait a farking minute........

Toilet paper used to KEEP stuff in the crack?

This is going to totally revolutionize my entire shiatting routine.....and I don't think I'm gonna like it.

Nope, not gonna like it one bit.
2002-02-20 01:10:27 PM  
Tuttle, that's the least of our worries. These ignorant farkers block up traffic during rush hour making it impossible to drive anywhere.

We've had sink holes develop in the middle of parking lots and on some streets.

They spend 14 months reworking a highway, just in time to start over again.

ARGH! I need to move to Colorado.
2002-02-20 01:10:46 PM  
Yeah, but in Chicago every roll of toilet paper is accompanied by some crack.
The crack helps your constipation.
2002-02-20 01:11:04 PM  
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2002-02-20 01:24:16 PM  
SLAYERSWINE: Damn, why did you have to say crack? I've got to go take a shiat now....
2002-02-20 01:37:00 PM  
Hey, at least St. Louisan's are starting to use toilet paper! It was starting to stink down here...
2002-02-20 01:45:24 PM  
St. Louis...always ahead of the curve and the masters of innovation
2002-02-20 02:00:38 PM  
We had to do something with all that confetti that was set aside for the Superbowl parade - Why not recycle?
2002-02-20 02:33:32 PM  
St. Louis needs a new a$$...the old one has a crack in it.
2002-02-20 03:02:48 PM  
damn they need to do that on bourbon in new orleans. its not like anyone over there knows how to use a toilet anyway.maybe toilet paper in the streets would help.
2002-02-20 03:12:34 PM  
Of course. It makes sense that they'd use a lot of toilet paper on a city that's the a$$hole of the midwest.
2002-02-20 03:33:35 PM  
OH MY GOD !!! Now the homeless have one less concern. Just sit and shiat, then wipe their bum-bum on the street like a dog would wipe his on a carpet ! HAHAHAHA ! Can't wait for the next street construction innovation; street cracks filled with Tampax ....
2002-02-20 04:07:49 PM  
GO STL! West Siiiiide!!!

Wait, what's all this about toliet paper?
2002-02-20 04:10:31 PM  
DigitalDevil, I feel ya, brother. I lived in the ATL for nine years. I don't miss any of that crap one bit.
2002-02-20 05:19:21 PM  
For at least 20 years the road workers have used that method in the town I live in.
Interesting? Huh?
2002-02-20 05:59:37 PM  
Gives a whole new meaning to-"falling through the cracks"..
2002-02-20 06:06:03 PM  
I dunno Mayo- kirkwood's got some areas where the streets are pretty bad.
2002-02-20 06:07:19 PM  
STL baby.....(The Best of the Best)
You think you know, but you have no farking idea.
We do what we do, even if it involves Toliet paper.
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