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2002-02-20 09:56:43 AM
These guys will probably have no idea that we are about to make fun of them.
 
2002-02-20 09:58:16 AM
Looks like the guys at the lunch counter at any diner.
 
2002-02-20 09:58:26 AM
These guys probably don't remember what they had for breakfast.
 
2002-02-20 09:59:12 AM
is it me, or are all of their eyes screwed up? is there some kind of crazy correlation?

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2002-02-20 09:59:32 AM
They all give me the creeps, but trying to put my brain around #3 committing rape is just too much!

Good nightmare fodder.
 
2002-02-20 10:00:28 AM


This wizened Wille Nelson look-alike dealt weed? Whoda thunk it?
 
2002-02-20 10:00:32 AM
EWWWWWWWWW!
 
2002-02-20 10:00:34 AM
#3 is definitly up to something shady and no good. man will that face haunt me back into the bottle this weekend.
 
2002-02-20 10:00:49 AM
Two thoughts:

1. For the 94-year-old murderer: Well when you're that old, might as well... not like they can put you in prison for a long time....

2. That 100% suxxors for the 75-year-old for MJ possession... it was legal when she was a child, then made illegal as a racial move against African-Americans and Mexican-Americans, and now she's getting arrested for something that's nearly completely harmless
 
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2002-02-20 10:01:03 AM
#6 has a squirrel hiding in her hair...
 
2002-02-20 10:02:06 AM


I want to know who the fark this guy killed?!?
 
2002-02-20 10:02:48 AM
No. 14 is my favourite:
 
2002-02-20 10:02:52 AM
Grandma Mildred: So I killed him.

Court: And why did you do that?

Grandma Mildred: He told me that the hair-weave looked natural. He let me walk around like this all day.
 
2002-02-20 10:03:29 AM


I was wondering what happened to that old dude from the 'Enter Sandman' video
 
2002-02-20 10:03:50 AM
Umm, she's a man, baby!

 
2002-02-20 10:03:56 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/fogeys2/ancient3.shtml

I thought he died with the rest of the Heaven's Gate crew.
 
2002-02-20 10:04:01 AM
Good! More people off the street for the horrible crime of smoking pot.
 
2002-02-20 10:04:02 AM
Hagbard23: Don't look at No. 12!
 
2002-02-20 10:04:29 AM
Handsome devils aren't they?
 
2002-02-20 10:04:44 AM
thanks a lot...now I'm going to have nightmares for weeks.
 
2002-02-20 10:04:51 AM
This woman (I think she's a lady, but the hair on her chinny-chin-chin makes me wonder) was imprisioned for SEXUAL ABUSE???????

I have hard time thinking that this woman will be a favorite target of retribution in prison by Big Bertha, the jailhouse lesbian
 
2002-02-20 10:05:20 AM
I realize that visual accompanyment might be necessary.
 
2002-02-20 10:05:23 AM
GRANDPA!!
 
2002-02-20 10:08:00 AM

Sexxaaayy

 
2002-02-20 10:09:46 AM
Yes, DirkValentine, this is a definite push toward the reinstatement of phrenology as a forensic science!
 
2002-02-20 10:09:46 AM
Maybe there was a reason why back in the old days people didn't live past the age of 40 or so...
 
2002-02-20 10:10:23 AM
Marijuana Possession...c'mon she gots glaucoma
 
2002-02-20 10:10:54 AM
Now that i have looked at all the mugshots, if I was a senior citizen in Florida, I would get the hell out, cuz the coppers are rounding up every one of you and throwing yinz in jail, especially the butt ugly ones!
 
2002-02-20 10:11:32 AM
Uh... I'm gonna go pound my nuts flat with a ball-peen hammer now

This gets the coveted 'BUICK!!' comment
 
2002-02-20 10:11:48 AM
Check out this fella - it's Hans Moleman.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/fogeys2/ancient9.shtml

I was saying Boo-urns.
 
2002-02-20 10:13:17 AM
gah...Chanle51...that one looks like my elementary school bus driver....except that it was female...we called her "fuzzy" I don't know why...
 
2002-02-20 10:16:26 AM
That first guy... ZZ Top?
 
2002-02-20 10:16:36 AM
Criminals..all
 
2002-02-20 10:19:03 AM
 
2002-02-20 10:19:47 AM
They look like actors from a Midas Muffler commercial.
 
2002-02-20 10:26:51 AM

"I THINK I SHIAT MY PANTS!"
 
2002-02-20 10:27:59 AM
Give them all the chair!

(if I ever live to be 90, God forbid, I would go on a shooting rampage and they would have to deploy the killer robots to dispose of me)
 
2002-02-20 10:28:22 AM
at least I know it's not just me; the men are indistinguishable from the women.
 
2002-02-20 10:30:51 AM
<img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/fogeys2/art/ancient3.jpg"

Rape?

The dude looks old, frail and has one eye. What was he raping?
 
2002-02-20 10:33:25 AM
Geez, this guy looks pretty damn good for 95.

 
2002-02-20 10:37:20 AM
So the conclusion is that retards, if left to their own devices become criminal scumbags. I bet if you gave any of these shmoes an IQ test they would be graded "mildly retarded."

That's why all retards should be forced to work for Nike making soccer shoes for 2 cheese sandwhiches a day.

Praise cheese sandwhiches.
 
2002-02-20 10:37:53 AM
Old people without religion scare the crap out of me. This goes to prove it.
 
2002-02-20 10:40:10 AM
 
2002-02-20 10:42:40 AM
damn my half-awake html skills.



You'll never get MY pot o' gold!
 
2002-02-20 10:46:02 AM
84 years old and still raping? God bless viagra!
 
2002-02-20 10:47:33 AM
These guys would make sweet grandads:

 
2002-02-20 10:58:49 AM
 
2002-02-20 11:08:43 AM
that's some funny shiat, Turkish
 
2002-02-20 11:22:43 AM
Isn't this the columnist Mollie Ivins?

From the Smoking Gun:

From Time Magazine:
 
2002-02-20 11:23:25 AM
And what the heck is that on the back of her head? A reverse cowlick from hell?
 
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