Thursday is no good for me. Tell them I need to reschedule for early next week.

Shyah! and monkeys will fly out of my BUTT.

In other news: Elvis is to sing the national anthem at the closing ceremony.

Does this mean we have to all kill ourselves?

Jeebus Gatortarheel, Elvis' music ain't that bad.

i hope Chemmie the racist is the first to greet them...

you know, for kicks...

So, when Jesus' dimensional interceptors emerge from their fortress 300 miles below the earth's crust to engage this threat in a spectacular apocalyptic battle, causing a 45 degree shift in the planets magnetic field - well.. we'll pretty much be farked, I guess,

I'm waiting for the list of excuses she'll come up with when they don't show up. But really, if you were an alien, why would you want to get mixed up in our petty problems? Besides, religion won't stand for it.

They will probably have to take a leak after such a long trip. Speaking of trips, what the heck is this woman on.

Well its about damn time, maybe they will leave the cattle be, and continue the anal probe research

Aw, lighten up. The aliens just want to see guys in the luge suits. They don't have stuff like that on the home planet.

well somethings going to happend, i just have a felling about it...

Drugs are bad, mkay?

Victoria was staying out in Cottonwood working with a scientist on some energetic experiments.

Energetic=LSD

"I pinned them down -- between noon and 5 p.m.," said Liljenquist.



WTF, she's as bad as the cable company.

Miss Cleo told me this would take place two weeks ago on a two hour call.

I hope it's good weather.

Yes, all well and good, but are they Clams?

I'm sure they've checked their schedule and arrival time with the Clams.

3 words - swamp gas

a weather baloon?

Must be a publicity stunt for pepsi

Manic - Bravo! almost spit coffee all over the monitor.

I heard this lady on a local (Baltimore) radio station. She says they'll appear during women's curling.

Don't touch that dial!

I think if they do manage to make into the air space over Salt Lake City, they will promptly be shot down by Maverick and the ghost of Goose.

Thats ok. LeClair will score a hat trick on them too.

france surrenders.

Huh, Light?

whoops.

Yesterday, I posted this pic in the crazy Austrailian, Vegalight, pilot beacon thread. The picture brought much joy to millions of Fark readers all over the world. My email was immediatly flooded with messages of thanks, and offers of money and sexual favors in return for my good deed of posting such a wonderful picture. But today it seems as though the picture that had brightened the day of so many, is no more.

So I'm just wondering what happened.

Some poeple just don't deserve to have an opinion or Freedom of Thought.

My sources tell me it will just be Marty McFly and Doc Brown on another of their zany trips from the future.

from her website:

"It is important to allow one another "Our own personal picture of reality." "

OK we'll allow it just this once.

http://www.victoriaslight.com/mes.html

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What the hell is the deal with Photoisland?!?!?!?!?!?

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from her website:

"Allowing our physical bodies to adjust to a higher vibration."

So thats why she's excited about the aliens

http://www.victoriaslight.com/mes.html

Wow! You all may scoff now, but check out the remarkable collection of internal camera relfection photos on her website! That'll convince you.


yawn....

Pretty telling when the first line of her web page's diatribe starts with "As you journey into seeing beyond this reality ..."

Dude, the paint chips are kicking in, I'm seeing stripes...

not that i think it will happen...but i'd laugh my ass off if it did.. for all the thousands upon thousands of redneck hick yokels in the states alone that have seen UFO's... u gotta think there has to be at least one who isn't blowing smoke out their ass....what if she happens to be that one and aliens do make themselves known tommorow night.. wont we all feel like dipshi.ts then... but i doubt it will happen...

although if ur readin this aliens, come during a ski jump..just when the guy in in midair, and park ur ship right in front of the ramp with the cloaking device left on.... hehehe

"embracing the NOW"?
"Preparing the body for a higher vibration"?
You sure this isn't Andrea Dworkin's page?

ROFLMFAO -the photo of the space needle in the other dimension!!!! Too funny.