I have a barrier, it's called a 30.06

No, we just need to put prophylactics over our waterways' inlets to keep them from becoming infested with these carps.

how do you know those fish arent terrorists?

Weakner

fish can't be terrorists...they don't wear turbans

But didnt Bush say that we and fish could co-exist peacefully?

Dont tell me he was lying?!!??!

What an unincendiary headline.

/submitter fails

archangel_gabriel: You also have a damn good magnet!

Panda

I'm pretty sure that "unincendiary" is not a word bud.

Worst. Headline. EVAR

Yah Panda, borders on one of them nonsequethings.

/more worried about the carp, tho.

Um, traditionally Sikhs wear turbans, not arabs.

I see where the federal prosecutor's office in San Diego has decided to stop prosecuting most cases involving illegal alien criminals because they "don't have the resources." The Border Patrol is totally demoralized, because the clowns just get deported and jump back through the revolving door.

Meanwhile, our genius President reelected by the brain-dead ninny imbeciles of America (who are evidently as sharp as Asian carp) is burning through $1 BILLION/WEEK in Iraq.

Real smart.

Icey_cuber

Wrong!

that is one ugly yellow fish. glad they will all be electrocuted soon. GIVE EM THE CHAIR!

Icey_cuber

I'm pretty sure you're right. But it sounds better than "not incendiary" to me so I used it anyway.

It would have been nice if English had offered me a nice antonym but it didn't. :(

/whatever happened to cendiary?

At first I read the headline as "Asian Crap"...which sound funnier

/shrugs

panda,

"It would have been nice if English had offered me a nice antonym but it didn't. :("

did you mean synonym?

Did someone say Cinnamon?


mmmmm, cinnamon

JackHandy
No. Noone said cinnamon until you did.

Icey_cuber

Look who called the word police..

underdog
Just doin my job to serve and protect.

Electric Carp would be a good name for a rock band.

the barrier was lowered in 1996...

"we must be crazy to have barriers this low..."
"all barriers must go..."


/old MST3K joke
//dont know why i think its so funny, but i do

ok...then I heard, Sin...Amen

JackHandy

You heard that did you? Did you hear it because you said it? I know you didn't HEAR it from me

White Zinfandel?

rackrent's post makes me wonder if the General falls under the scope of the term "plankton".

/didn't have to be done

"They are jumping in boats and grow really large"



Heeeeeere fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy...

Seriously, those fish are a farking nemesis. The only thing they're good for is keeping the water hazards clear in golf courses in the south. They're mean farkers too..

"Had a big shock of hair. Red it was - like the fires of hell."

Do terrorists dream of electrified carp?

Depends on what ending you watched.

Icey_cuber

No, I needed an antonym for incendiary, not a synonym.

what farking retarded headline. fish are already in the US waterways and have been for sometime. submitter must be an ohio voter, more concerned about terrorist attacks on dayton and gay men than their own livelihood.

Carp suck.

no really, they do...


/skinny dipped in carp invested waters once.once.

WTF? Are we trying to stretch every topic into a political debate?

Poster is a moron.

2004-11-06 10:30:58 AM utter_bastard

Um, traditionally Sikhs wear turbans, not arabs.





(Yes, I know that Sikhs wear turbans more often than Muslims/arabs, I'm just giving you crap.)

I thought the headline said "crap"...

Ooops, are we allowed to say "crap" or are the Fark™ filters going to change it to "criap"?

That is just a horrible headline. Its been 4 years, man. get a fcuking life.

Weaver95: "Every time the INS tries to do it's job they get slammed by 40+ anti-discrimination lawsuits from the Cali ACLU. The Lefties need to unscramble their brains on the immigration issue if you ask me."

Absolutely. The Righties need to unscramble their brains on the immigration issue, too. Reagan declared the biggest amnesty so far, and Bush has proposed an even greater amnesty, which essentially rewards foreigners who commit a felony by entering the USA illegally. Lefties are touchy-feely and think they'll get lots of votes by pandering to illegal aliens. Righties are greedy and want cheap labor so they pander to illegal aliens. Meanwhile, the citizens along the border are left holding the bag.

If you think your Republicans are any better, check out the facts here:

http://www.numbersusa.com/index

If you don't think this is a serious and growing problem, go here:

http://www.desertinvasion.us/index.html

No, Weaver: This is a bipartisan, equal-opportunity fark-up. You can't blame this one solely on the "Lefties." Who has controlled the federal government for the last four years, hmm?

now we have stoped the asian carp overpopulation what about the asians?

I say we just let 'em all immigrate, but they have to live in low-population states like Montana for a year minimum before they can move elsewhere.

/alterior motives

their is suppost to be a T.B. out break this year because of immigration from asia (learned at a hospitals T.B. orientation) because the never immunised people