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(The Sun) Boobies Tara Reid pops out her top... the Sun is there (not safe for work)   ( divider line
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2004-11-06 09:23:19 AM  
silmarrillion - Exactly.

And don't forget how most minks are raised--in little cells smaller than a shoe box, never let out, never seeing daylight, never allowed to even walk or see other minks. They are just fed and fed and fed until they are killed.

By the way, a nice alternative to regular diamonds are Canadian Diamonds. Nobody died for them [1], and they all have neat little laser-engraved serial numbers traceable back to Canada.

[1] Except the penguins that died incidentally when they dug the mines. [2]

[2] Yes, I know there are no penguins in Canada. /kidding
2004-11-06 09:30:55 AM  

or Ringworm....?

I'm not so sure....
2004-11-06 09:33:20 AM  
...The real problem I see is that lately celebrities have begun wearing fur again, whereas in the late 90's almost no one did due to the animal rights movement. Somehow, companies such as Saga are convincing them that it's acceptable. To me, that is sad.

Just goes to show how easily people's behavior is influenced by what is popular at that time. In the 90's animal rights was 'cool' now looking good is cooler. We've kind of come back around to the perceived shallowness of the 80's (except that the "consciousness" of the 90's was really just as shallow).

Anyay, the thing that I always find interesting with a lot of "anti-fur" people is that they most likely wear leather shoes/belts/jackets/etc. Yet somehow that is fine but wearing fur is evil.
Also, from the animal's point of view how is raising animals for fur any worse than the way animals are raised for food?
Cages full of furry minks == bad
Cages full of tasty chickens == good?

Regardless, this has to be the first boobies thread that has devolved into an animal ethics discussion (not counting the PETA boobies).
2004-11-06 09:38:43 AM  
why, Tom Brady, why? Can you imagine Brady after he won the Superbowl. He could have hand-plucked 18-year-old virgin twins, with their long-time Patriots fan father offering them freely.

They'd lick his ass clean with enthusiasm every morning. Nah, he takes the first piece of ass throwing herself at him. shiat, we've all done it. Not the Superbowl part. The ho part.
2004-11-06 09:42:06 AM  
Sorry 'bout my seriously sufficient suicidal alliteration. Seriously stoned stupid this morning.
2004-11-06 09:44:00 AM  
BadBatsuMaru-- She has a tattoo on her hoo-haa that you can't even figure out, yet you don't think this detracts significantly from her looks?

Depends on what you mean by "significantly," I suppose. I think the combination of her face and body being startlingly beautiful overshadows it.

To me, the tattoos seem to prove that she really is as stupid as the vacant look implies.

Oh, I thought we were talking about her looks-- not her extrapolated IQ. I agree that she's probably a dingbat...I would think the same of any girl with a Playboy bunny tattoo (hell, I tend to think that of girls who only wear the t-shirt).

I'm not saying I have high standards. I don't. I'm not against tattoos, either. I just don't think "gorgeous" when I see a sleepy-looking chick with a bad chin, weird tattoos, a significantly larger right nipple/breast, and a big nose with something in her left nostril.

We're talking about this girl (NSFW), right? I submit for the court's consideration that you do, in fact, have high standards. ;-)
2004-11-06 09:44:52 AM  
I'd still hit it. I dated a girl for a long time that had an 11 inch gash between her 36 DD boobs from where she was slashed from a knife as a kid. It wasn't her fault the guy tried to kill her, but she was still a great woman. You get to know people, you can overlook things like a bad nipple or what not.

/bet it still tastes the same as your 100% pure and perfect imaginary girlfriend with non-sharp knees perfect natural 40D boobies that will never sag and elastic pu$$y that never stretches out...
2004-11-06 09:51:52 AM  
BadBatsuMaru-- She has a tattoo on her hoo-haa that you can't even figure out

It's playboy bunny...
2004-11-06 10:02:56 AM  

God, she used to be so cute in the Big Lebowski and American Pie. Then somewhere between American Pie and American Pie 2 she turned into a total whore. Just compare the pictures of her in the two movies.

BTW: I clicked on her nipple to enlarge it and Mozilla crashed on me. I guess it was trying to save me from the horror.

2004-11-06 10:03:43 AM  
It's playboy bunny...

No, that'd be the one on her back.
2004-11-06 10:04:53 AM  
For a woman pushing thirty she is smoking hot!!!
2004-11-06 10:06:11 AM  
If the scare tissue breaks, it will be the ultimate in boobie slippage.
2004-11-06 10:09:44 AM  
That's not subtle or anything.
2004-11-06 10:20:29 AM  
If the scare tissue breaks, it will be the ultimate in boobie slippage.

The word I'm thinking is "burstage" if that happens, a tidal wave of blood and silicon. Ewww...
2004-11-06 10:30:24 AM  
I saw the clips of her so called wardrobe malfunction. It makes Rose Mary Woods' accident with a tape recorder look resonable. She could have not been any more obvious unless she had a dance pole and a DJ .
2004-11-06 10:36:21 AM  
Mangled nipples or no, I'd hit that nine ways from next Sunday - and you'd damn sure do it to.
2004-11-06 10:43:52 AM  
that's one disturbing nip.
2004-11-06 10:48:43 AM  
HAha. From the Awful Plastic Surgery site:

(don't meant to threadjack)

[image from too old to be available]
2004-11-06 10:51:23 AM  
aw hell. fark it.

mods, delete previous post?
2004-11-06 10:56:24 AM  
2004-11-06 11:00:24 AM  
You don't see nipples in the dark.
2004-11-06 11:08:44 AM  
2004-11-06 08:31:51 AM Krik81


And, Krik81 needs a temporary bannination for being an asshat righteous prick about it.

First you try to give people a porn dialer, THEN you act like a righteous jackass? Shame... Shame on you.
2004-11-06 11:08:54 AM  
The Bride says "I've got better boobies than you!".

[image from too old to be available]
2004-11-06 11:09:22 AM  
Oh when will women stop mutilating their breasts?

Not only does it result with weird looking things like Tara Reid's nipples; it reveals to the world what an insecure, vain person you are.

On a not so related note, we should do away with circumcision, too. Nobody's cutting on my baby's weener!
2004-11-06 11:17:27 AM  


This should make up for steve_cuz's post:

NSFW natural boobie goodness!
(with weird alien-branding tattoo on her left side)
2004-11-06 11:18:11 AM  
This is the first time boobies have made me feel ill.
2004-11-06 11:19:40 AM  
I wanna work for the SUN...they are ALWAYS "there"..wherever that is...
2004-11-06 11:36:09 AM  
the milks gone bad!!!
2004-11-06 11:38:44 AM  
On a not so related note, we should do away with circumcision, too. Nobody's cutting on my baby's weener.

the argument for cutting babies weeners is the most demented thing I've ever heard.
2004-11-06 11:45:23 AM  
Thanks thoughtsausage, my eyes have stopped bleeding.
2004-11-06 11:45:41 AM  
Ho hum, what a drag; Free Publicity 101:

1. Slip out of your dress on purpose;

2. Make sure lots and lots of paper-Nazis are ready with the cameras;

3. Make the front page of The Sun, and every website on the Net, all for free.

You Farkers think that was an accident, I got a lovely swamp in Florida I'd like to sell you.....No, on second thought, don't bother; if you're that dumb, someone's cleaned you out already.
2004-11-06 12:14:48 PM  

Sorry... that pic is ruined for me by the fact that if you put your hand over her face, what's left looks a whole heck of a lot like my emaciated grandmother does in a housedress.
2004-11-06 12:18:41 PM  


I liked he better before the boob job. Poor girl.
2004-11-06 12:20:33 PM  

A scar from being the victim of an unfortunate violent attack is a lot different than a scar from a vanity-induced unnecessary surgery. To compare the two things is kind of demeaning to someone like the woman you dated.
2004-11-06 12:21:44 PM  
Godddam...she lookes so much better without the boob job
2004-11-06 12:24:09 PM  
shivers! that's sick! (wuuuuuuuaaaaaghkh) I wonder if she and lindsay lohan share the same boobtician. kind of hoping lindsay doesnt pop out. leaves a little to the imagination still. its obvious that she is an attention whore and completely popped out with full knowledge.
2004-11-06 12:28:24 PM  
Hmmm... Nice smile...great eyes...nice hair...cute face...good body..nice ti....hey wait a minute...what the hell happened to your...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs screaming from the room)
2004-11-06 12:29:22 PM  
when are women going to understand that fake tits are nasty? besides, most guys who's been with a girl at least once in their pathetic lives, can easily spot fakes
2004-11-06 12:31:18 PM  
Wake me up when the ladies start flashing below the waist.

/women should be allowed to go topless in situations where it's considered acceptable for men to go topless.
2004-11-06 12:32:20 PM  
Dear Tara,

Sorry I got a bit carried away last night. Now people think you've had a boob job. We know better, right? ;-)

2004-11-06 12:37:45 PM  
double shenanigans. 1. how could that be an accident? must be intentional or fake.
2. No way someone with hollywood money is getting a hack job like that.
2004-11-06 12:40:01 PM  
I want to chime in here about the comments linking scarring to "a bad boob job." -Lots of people, especially adults, "overscar" -where they heal with excessive scar tissue known as a keloid. They are especially common on scars of the upper body. You can have super-duper-laser-surgeon do the world's greatest boob job (or other surgery) on you and still scar like that or even much, much worse. -I won't deny that there are bad boob surgeons out there too. It's just that the world's most perfect surgery and stitchwork can have no scarring on one patient, and horrible keloids on another, and it's no fault of the surgeon.

I have photos of my 6" surgery cut after a bypass, and my world-class surgeon spent the last 30 years perfecting his stitchwork. It was perfect, but today I've got a scar as thick as my thumb.

All of that being said: Ladies, your boobs are perfect just the way they are. Just say no to boob jobs.
2004-11-06 12:41:46 PM  
KRIK81 , YOU'RE A dangerous DOUCHEBAG . The kind that steps in shiat and tracks it everywhere.
You should be banned from Fark. Period.
2004-11-06 12:42:14 PM  
how about some pictures of her when she's not drunk/stoned/?

Now THAT woud be a find...
2004-11-06 12:44:27 PM  
2004-11-06 12:44:59 PM  
man... reading the archives of makes me appreciate that my girlfriend is a natural beauty. i like the way natural boobs hang.

in any case, a lot of the stuff on that site seems... questionable? seems a lot of the reference pictures are skewed and could show someone in a bad light but may not be a testament to how they actually look. just a thought.
2004-11-06 12:45:46 PM  

Awesome! Thanks for the virus.
2004-11-06 12:46:24 PM  

In reference to waking you up for women flashing below the waist, did you catch the following from the NYPost article...?

"Just moments after the paparazzi gorged on the glimpse of Reid's breast, Hilton pulled up her gown to show off her legs to the titillated snappers, revealing a hint of her panty-less nether regions in the process"
2004-11-06 12:50:07 PM

Not to threadjack such a cavalcade of disgust at boob job scars, but it's been played out by this point in the thread's lifespan. Does anyone else think Paris Hilton's face looks a lot nicer in that first pic, before the over- and poorly-done plastic surgery and tanning? It's not the best quality picture, but while she doesn't look stunning, she's pretty cute. Unlike, say, anything we've seen from her in the past few years.
2004-11-06 01:00:51 PM  
I assume that she didn't realize that her top was down due to the fact that whenever the areola is moved,to accomidate the new shape of the breast,it becomes numb. So more than likely she didn't feel her dress slip down.
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