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2002-02-20 08:08:33 AM  
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2002-02-21 04:55:18 AM  
When I say I require one virgin, I do not mean O'douls!
2002-02-21 04:55:24 AM  
"I regret that I have but one goat to give for my country."
2002-02-21 04:57:34 AM  
"Hanson ROcks!!!"
2002-02-21 05:03:59 AM  
"48 hour diet my arse"
2002-02-21 05:04:09 AM  
"I am Harmonia's father, aaargh!"
2002-02-21 05:05:56 AM  
"What do you mean you won't tell me where your wife and daughter are?"
2002-02-21 05:06:32 AM  
2002-02-21 05:10:04 AM  
"You know what they say about the size of a man's horns... wait, I take that back.
2002-02-21 05:10:57 AM  
"Alright, Which one of you punks put pee pee in my coke?!?!"
2002-02-21 05:11:42 AM  
2002-02-21 05:15:11 AM  
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhhh.
2002-02-21 05:17:45 AM  
"If you don't do this, then the terrorists have won!"
2002-02-21 05:22:11 AM  
"I am not your biatch, Saddam Hussein!"
2002-02-21 05:25:55 AM  
"Pardon me barkeep, but I do believe I ordered a dry martini. This is a low brow beverage that I cannot stomach. Would you kindly fulfill my order correctly?"
2002-02-21 05:26:11 AM  
Yeeeeaaaahhhh!!!!! Farking Stryper rawks!!!! Woooooooooyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
2002-02-21 05:28:39 AM  
"Who... is... the MOON MAN?"
2002-02-21 05:28:44 AM  
"Saddam, Don't be so insensitive, let's sit down and talk over a nice bottle of Bourgogne"

Saddam: "Naaa, c'mon, lets fark!"
2002-02-21 05:30:48 AM  
A Neurosurgeon by day, demonic spawn of Satan by night; Todd Richter was just another tormented soul trying to make ends meet... and sacrifice virgins when time permitted.
2002-02-21 05:34:21 AM  
"I'm Batman."
2002-02-21 05:35:39 AM  
"I'm meeellllltiiiiiing!!!!"
2002-02-21 05:35:56 AM  
"For my next act,the bottle goes up my ass.I AM THE GOATSE MAN!"
2002-02-21 05:36:55 AM  
"The first rule of Windows XP Club... is that you DON'T TALK ABOUT Windows XP Club!!!"
2002-02-21 05:43:05 AM  
Silver medallist in the 2002 Winter Olympics event of 'Virgin Sacrifice Luge", Tristam Redrum is keen to acknowledge his sponsor, Ribena
2002-02-21 05:46:35 AM  
A typical American, Yesterday.
2002-02-21 05:46:56 AM  
"I'm the devil."
2002-02-21 05:50:56 AM  
"This is what happens when you're livin' in sin with a safety pin."
2002-02-21 05:53:13 AM  
"anyone dare me to see if i can get my finger stuck in this bottle???"
2002-02-21 05:54:18 AM  
"I can fill this bottle to the top with semen in one blast!Anyone wanna see?!"
2002-02-21 06:10:48 AM  
"I am Spartacus."
2002-02-21 06:14:25 AM  
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I know, I know - but I missed every one of yesterday's P/shops..
2002-02-21 06:31:05 AM  
"Look up in the tree guys! It's a squirrel!!"
2002-02-21 06:34:46 AM  
"Pabst Blue Ribbon is BLOODY GOOD BEER!"
2002-02-21 06:41:15 AM  
"I have the POWER!"
2002-02-21 06:55:30 AM  
Oakland Raiders fans unite in protest tonight, upon the release of Head Coach Jon Gruden to Tampa Bay. Frank Rizzoof Fremont (pictured left) just successfully ate the still beating heart of Team Owner Al Davis.
2002-02-21 07:04:09 AM  
"Pull my finger or your soul will burn forever"

Also, check out the guy on the right...tell me HE doesn't wish he went to the Neil Diamond concert instead of Godsmack.
2002-02-21 07:09:02 AM  
2002-02-21 07:13:55 AM  
"Look at me -- I'm the evil 'red x' from linking to geoshiatties pics!"
2002-02-21 07:15:28 AM  
Beer for the largest frat party ever...$500. Condoms for post party orgy...$100. Having LORD SATAN crash your party and kill the dude that was cock blocking you...Priceless.
2002-02-21 07:22:29 AM  
God livid as His son disgraces himself at Heaven's annual fancy dress party.
2002-02-21 07:39:16 AM  
Hi, my name is Biff Chandler and I enjoy tennis, cricket and a nice bottle of merlot by moonlight.
2002-02-21 07:45:41 AM  
"Ladies and Gentlemen . . . thank you for using Windows all these years. My hold on you is complete. Welcome to ETERNAL DAMNATION! Welcome to HELL!"
2002-02-21 07:54:17 AM  
I guess you're wondering why I called you akk here today...
2002-02-21 07:56:57 AM  
I sell shoes!

Thank you Satan.
2002-02-21 08:13:34 AM  
"P.B.R. me, ASAP!!"
2002-02-21 08:16:36 AM  
2002-02-21 08:21:02 AM  
Proof positive that Pabst Beer is the only brew endorsed by Satan himself.

"...Where's the little demon's room -- Baalzebub may be evil but he's gotta a bladder the size of a walnut"

D' with voting.
2002-02-21 08:23:22 AM  
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"Ric Flair, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
2002-02-21 08:54:18 AM  
"Manservant Hecubus, come here!"


2002-02-21 08:56:43 AM  
Suddenly, Earl, (The guy all the way on the right.) realized that he may have stumbled on 'gay night' at Club Tool.
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