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(Firehouse)   Truck carrying chocolate overturns on highway. Emergency peanuts and nougat on the way   ( divider line
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6658 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Nov 2004 at 8:43 AM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-11-05 08:45:04 AM  
Anyone home?
2004-11-05 08:45:38 AM  
now that's what i call a sticky situation.
2004-11-05 08:45:51 AM  
Let the Hershey Highway jokes begin!
2004-11-05 08:47:15 AM  

You've got your chocolate on my asphalt !!!

You've got your asphalt on my chocolate !!!!

/Trying to figure out if these two great taste, taste great together ?

2004-11-05 08:47:27 AM  
I'm still waiting for the peanut butter truck.
2004-11-05 08:50:34 AM  
The load of liquid chocolate spilled, coating the highway and tracks. The trucks tires resembled giant chocolate-covered donuts.

An obvious quote from an attending police officer.
2004-11-05 08:50:42 AM  
The trucks tires resembled giant chocolate-covered donuts.

Ah, that explains why the police arrived so fast.
HPZ [TotalFark]
2004-11-05 08:51:53 AM  
I heard that the cleanup process was pretty ganache-ty.
2004-11-05 08:52:48 AM  
bert nestlerode??

wow. how deliciously fitting.

2004-11-05 08:53:59 AM  
Isn't it peculiar that the driver's name is Nestlerode?
2004-11-05 08:54:13 AM  
said Bert Nestlerode of Ephrata, PA-- the driver of the rig from the Mars candy company

It's not the Hershey Highway - it's Nestle Road!

(Coincidentally, Nestle makes chocolate too... how did this guy get hired by Mars??)
2004-11-05 08:55:10 AM  
You forgot women on their periods are rushing there too.
2004-11-05 08:59:16 AM  
Mudding through the chocolate....
2004-11-05 09:01:29 AM  

Humaduh humaduh!


/Aw man, she's like not in my area code...
//bummer. Hottie. Fark Personals. 1_800_thebear
2004-11-05 09:04:52 AM  
*snickers at this story
2004-11-05 09:06:13 AM  
Well, I have been saving it up for some time now, but if you really need my "emergency nougat", I guess I can give you a load....
2004-11-05 09:09:10 AM  
God, well, at least the tagline didn't say "Truck carrying chocolate overturns on highway. Emergency peanuts and nougat on the way"

2004-11-05 09:09:31 AM  
Can someone give me a ride over there?

2004-11-05 09:09:42 AM  
Chocolate spilled on a highway ? Oh, Henry !
2004-11-05 09:10:54 AM  
It's better than yesterdays liquid aluminum debacle.
2004-11-05 09:11:29 AM  
Your posts always crack me up!
2004-11-05 09:11:42 AM  
It's all part of Willy Wonka's plan.
2004-11-05 09:13:11 AM  
Oh, the humanity...
2004-11-05 09:14:18 AM  
Is this near Mt Carmel?
2004-11-05 09:18:46 AM  

The baseball pic in your profile rox!

/I ride to chocolate accident scene
2004-11-05 09:19:32 AM  
It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar.

I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?

Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure Almond Joy!

I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots.

It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream Oh Henry, Oh Henry!

Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way.

She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff. I said, Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?

(What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!)

She screamed, Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers! as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.

Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden... my Starburst!

Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.

Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!
2004-11-05 09:25:50 AM  
mmmmmmmmmmmm....the Land of Chocolate.

/too lazy to scrape up a pic of Homer in the LoC
2004-11-05 09:30:05 AM  
Nougat is a gross word.
2004-11-05 09:30:27 AM  
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Nothing to see here...move along.
2004-11-05 09:32:16 AM  
...creating a virtual Hershey highway...
2004-11-05 09:32:57 AM  
Rochester in the hizzouse!!!

/I still want my Rochester Fark Party, dammit!
2004-11-05 09:33:27 AM  
I got a piece of it.

2004-11-05 09:35:53 AM  
Won't someone please think of the children?

/Save them some.
//The name Nestlerode sounds suspicious to me, too. Maybe this is one of that guy's "fake" news stories?
2004-11-05 09:36:10 AM  
Insert your own Hershey Highway joke here
2004-11-05 09:42:40 AM  
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Point me da vay, unt I vill eat uber der chocolate.
2004-11-05 09:56:23 AM  
My favorite song title is "Emergency Peanut" by Pufftube. The guy (Pufftube) is a hoot and fabulously talented. "Emergency Peanut" is great but my favorite song by him is a cover of Don Henley's "Boys of Summer". Twisted.
2004-11-05 09:57:36 AM  
Yes, Rochester Fark Party indeed.

There was a thread for it but it isn't there any more. Maybe I should be the first to suggest the East End/Alexander St. area.

Make it happen!

//submitted this with Hershey Highway joke RIGHT in the headline
2004-11-05 10:02:18 AM  
Hellz yeah, Roc City Represent!!
2004-11-05 10:07:13 AM  
Roger Arseways, JohnnyBoyShoots

There was a thread for it but it isn't there any more. Maybe I should be the first to suggest the East End/Alexander St. area.

Make it happen!

Two words, gentlemen. Old Toad.
2004-11-05 10:11:29 AM  
This is another fine example of why trucks shouldn't be on the road. The truckers are incompetent and the trucks are difficult to control.

This trucker farked up road and rail traffic and because of that should be placed in jail for at least a year.

As a general rule, because trucks are inherently defective and the drivers untrained and for that matter, untrainable, those who are inconvenienced by a trucking farkup should be entitled to collect from the trucker and the trucking company.

The town or state that has to cleanup the mess should be fully compensated. The railroad should be fully compensated. Anyone stuck in traffic should be able to collect at least $100 from the trucker.

The trucker should never drive anything larger than a bicycle again.

It's time for reform and screwups like this trucker need to be taken off the road.
2004-11-05 10:14:37 AM  
I love Rocky Road!
2004-11-05 10:16:31 AM  

yeah really, i'm good n plenty tired of traffic jams
2004-11-05 10:23:18 AM  
I concur with a Rochester Fark Party.
2004-11-05 10:24:27 AM  
The word 'nougat' makes my teeth tingle....
2004-11-05 10:27:52 AM  
Old Toad is agreeable. A little pricey, but agreeable.
2004-11-05 10:27:56 AM  
Was a truckload of Johnny Bench's Pre-Cooked Bacon involved?
2004-11-05 10:28:10 AM  
Atlanta Fark Party for all!
2004-11-05 10:31:02 AM  
Aargh_Dammit won the thread already. I'm leaving.
2004-11-05 10:38:02 AM  
This has gotta be one of the most humorous, Light-Hearted thread for where are the Ackbar pictures?
2004-11-05 10:39:21 AM  
Wow, half my graduating class goes to SUNY Geneseo. I'm gonna go visit them. *runs off*
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