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(Some Raging Hormones)   Lesbian sex for the TV masses. You blokes better film this for us   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 186
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2004-11-05 10:56:15 AM  
IShouldBeWorking

A Hot-Carl is when a man is giving anal intercourse and his partner then turns around and gives him oral sex.

/sorry
 
2004-11-05 11:02:23 AM  
Cool

 
2004-11-05 11:02:29 AM  
It cracks me up that the SAME people who voted for Bush based on "morality" are hanging out and drooling in this thread about teenage lesbian porn. What Sort of Porn Would JESUS Watch? *LOL* With Bush in office and Asscroft (or someone just like him) as AG and Powell as head of the FCC, what do you think your chances are of getting THIS program? *LOL* And so it begins... you're getting the government you deserve, and I have a feeling you're not gonna like it much.

You make a valid point. But I personally believe most people voted for Bush because of the constant use of the word "terror" in his speeches.

As far as the Bible is concerned. From what I remember reading Jesus was much more accepting of sinners and prostitutes than the pharisees who thought they had perfect morals.

Just some interesting food for thought. It seemed like people who were honest about their flaws were held in higher regard than those who put on airs of perfection.


Also, Ashcroft is going to resign in the next few days. I think even Bush realized how evil that guy was. But Bush is still a schmuck, and we're still stuck with him.
 
2004-11-05 11:05:42 AM  
It always mildly disturbs me how on Fark every time someone says "pedophile" dozens of people trot out the clinical definition of pedophilia, web sites with ages of consent for every state, and blanket statements about how 16 year olds are sexually mature and the US's age of consent is higher then the rest of the world's and blah blah blah blah.

Sixteen year olds are still children mentally. Most 20 year olds are still children mentally. fark your clinical definitions, people have sex way before they are mature enough to handle the responsibility.
 
2004-11-05 11:11:53 AM  
dukefluke wrote:

"Look, one of our TV companies trots a new "shocking" gay show out every couple of years. "Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit", "Tipping the Velvet"..."


Tipping The Velvet? Shocking? You need to get out more.
 
2004-11-05 11:13:15 AM  
Hot.
 
2004-11-05 11:43:41 AM  
Ugh... Thanks I guess..
Everyday is a learning experiance on fark....

eeeeew
 
2004-11-05 12:20:25 PM  
Sixteen year olds are still children mentally. Most 20 year olds are still children mentally. fark your clinical definitions, people have sex way before they are mature enough to handle the responsibility.



It's always been that way and it always will. The thing about sex is that, scratch that the thing about pretty much everything, is that you have to have it before you can learn to be mature enough to handle the responsibility.
 
2004-11-05 12:46:17 PM  
Bush was re-elected.

But not by all of us.

Maybe the not by all of us are the Yanks participating in this thread, therefore aren't the neocons you are going off on. Easy tiger.
 
2004-11-05 12:51:47 PM  
I happily anticipate outrage from middle England and fan mail from underage girls

Really? So you guys have a overly-conservative, ignorant, and otherwise bigoted middle section of your country, too?

Crazy.
 
2004-11-05 12:51:55 PM  


Have we got a video?
 
2004-11-05 01:02:40 PM  
http://www.girlskissing.co.uk/ [pops] and most of it is NSFW.
 
2004-11-05 01:35:16 PM  
All I have to say is....what the HELL does wanting to watch lesbians get it on have ANYTHING to do with gay marraige? I still am not for gay marriage, but I don't dislike gays. I think they should still be able to enjoy each other's company. Just don't think they should be able to be "married". I don't understand some of you peoples attempt at connections between separate issues.
 
2004-11-05 02:21:32 PM  
purestock94
All I have to say is....what the HELL does wanting to watch lesbians get it on have ANYTHING to do with gay marraige? I still am not for gay marriage, but I don't dislike gays. I think they should still be able to enjoy each other's company. Just don't think they should be able to be "married". I don't understand some of you peoples attempt at connections between separate issues.


Watching lesbian sex has nothing to do with your support or lack there of of supporting a section of the population. Watching and enjoying said sex and supporting is probably a separate issue... Or not, I'm not sure. But I do remember my friend who took a pornography course in my college saying something about over-wrapping fantasy, that the viewer imagine his or her self in the sex scene... OR something to that effect.

However, the terms of marriage carries with it a whole bunches of legal rights, some of which are outlined here (pops). Now, if all legally recognized couples, be they heterosexual, homosexual, transsexual, or asexual, had those rights under whatever forms the government decided to grant, say unions or marriage (or lack of a better term for the time being), then I'm okay if you're limiting the word "marriage" to heterosexual couples. Note that this is still smells of Separate but Unequal struck down some odd years ago by the Supreme Court (something about Brown v. Board of Education). And I don't like comprimises in such situations.

Or put it in another way, use Unions or such for all government purposes and leave the term "marriage" to spiritual aspects, but I suspect that'll leave the moral right-wingers' panties' in a bunch not seen since the big bang.

To deny all people the legal right because of one's color, creed, religion, or sexuality is discrimination, and discrimination is not OK.
 
2004-11-05 02:22:04 PM  
what the HELL does wanting to watch lesbians get it on have ANYTHING to do with gay marraige?

Lesbians "go at it" because they love each other. People should be able to marry other (consenting, adult) people that they love. Lesbians are forbidden by the idiotic majority from doing so. So effectively the lesbian-"loving" public is saying "Yes, you can make out in front of us so we can wank to your image....but you're still not getting equal rights, so fark off."

There's your connection.
 
2004-11-05 02:32:46 PM  
Hey, I'm conservative and I likey likey the girl on girl porn.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
 
BHK
2004-11-05 02:33:14 PM  
Hey! After Nov 2, we'll get to see plenty of Bush on TV here in the states.
Oh wait...
 
2004-11-05 02:47:11 PM  
KarmicHoax
You are the only atheist lesbian republican I have ever encountered. Are there more like you out there? I'm just curious.

And do you have any problem with the legal ban against you ever marrying?
 
2004-11-05 02:58:13 PM  
Mr_Fabulous

I'm not a lesbian. I love, love, LOVE men my friend!!

I just like lesbian porn. Never slept with a woman in my life, just not my thing.

Men are WAY too incredibly beautiful to look at and touch and smell and to hear and to watch walk and... well, all kinds of stuff.

As for a ban on gay marriage. Hmm. I really don't have an issue with gay people receiving the same legal benefits as marriage at all. I probably really don't care if they call it marriage. Marriage is all kinds of screwed up anyway, not like it's sacred as it is. Which is kind of sad, but that's not an argument to use for those against gay marriage. I'm against modifying the Constitution to define marriage though. In a big way. That's a load of crap.
 
2004-11-05 03:14:37 PM  
great. if this comes to the states, i farking know my boyfriend will pay even less attention to me than he already does.
 
2004-11-05 03:57:52 PM  
madhippy

"Silly British (and they wonder why they are not a world power).

got bored - started outsourcing ... now someone else pays for it ..."

hee hee.

In the words of Homer Simpson "don't try any of that dry British wit on me..if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking Chinese right now!"

2 words that get the same joy-filled male reaction no matter where the guy is from...

1. BEER!

2. LESBIANS!


/you guys crack me up.
 
2004-11-05 04:05:04 PM  
I think KarmicHoax is gonna be responsible for a few hundred Farkers fapping themselves to death.
 
2004-11-05 04:08:33 PM  
A Channel 4 spokeswoman said that the drama would include lesbian sex scenes but the girls cast would be at least 16.

The representatives of the state of Darwin Effect would like to have it be known that this was the last sentence he read before his head asploded.

/PSA
 
2004-11-05 04:41:28 PM  
*shrug*

Move to Canada and watch Showcase. This sounds like their standard Saturday morning viewing.

American TV sucks ass.
Canadian TV shows it.
 
2004-11-05 06:10:23 PM  
Oooh... CalperniaX's hot.

I'm looking for actresses for a "perverted little work". Any interest?
 
2004-11-05 06:39:43 PM  
KarmicHoax

Then you're not really very conservative, are you!
 
2004-11-05 06:45:17 PM  
lindseyp

Nope, I'm pretty hardcore conservative. I consider myself vanilla and somewhat prudish. Very librarian.

Until such time I'm alone with someone that I morally believe it's okay for me to get freaky wild with. Besides, according to a Primetime Live episode a couple weeks ago, Republicans have more sex than Democrats AND enjoy it more. Go figure.

Politically, I'm still pretty conservative where it matters most.
 
2004-11-05 08:53:16 PM  
Middle England and Middle America have a lot in common. They are both more rural, more religious, traditionally more conservative demographics. Just as how Democrats argue about whether they should move closer to the center to appeal to Middle America, and how they did with Clinton as President, so too does Tony Blair and New Labour move to the center to appeal to Middle England, sometimes at high cost.

I'm in Britain right now, and television here for most people (myself included) is five channels - essentially BBC 1, BBC2, iTV1, Channel4, and Channel 5. Five channels! While I haven't had less then 20 channels at any point in my entire short life, these five British channels import a lot of top programming from America - The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Nip/Tuck, decent films and HBO Boxing matches - things I'd have to pay for in the States - and there are many more opportunities to see naked hot chicks on the television as well - there is even a show called "Ban This Filth" that showed clips of the Paris Hilton sex tape.

All in all, I like my five channels.
 
2004-11-05 09:29:10 PM  
If I have to shut off San Andreas to see this, forget it.

;)

Best. Show. Ever.
 
2004-11-06 01:06:31 AM  
Has anyone seen but I'm a cheerleader (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0179116/). It's a pretty funny look at changing homosexuals.

Also lost and delirious (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0245238/) is pretty good. Neither have that much hot lesbian sex though.
 
2004-11-06 02:18:08 AM  
all the things she said...all the things she said...running through my head...
 
2004-11-06 03:38:32 AM  
Okay, I'd like everyone on Fark to take a good look at themselves and everyone else here. If you:

1) Think this sounds hot (I know I do)

and

2) Voted for one of those homophobic bills

then you are a prime example of cognitive dissonance, defined as "psychological conflict resulting from simultaneously held incongruous beliefs and attitudes (as a fondness for smoking and a belief that it is harmful)."

If there's one thing the election taught me, it's that there sure are a lot of people out there with "hot girl-on-girl action" on their computers and homophobia in their minds.
 
2004-11-06 03:49:19 AM  
2004-11-05 06:45:17 PM KarmicHoax
Nope, I'm pretty hardcore conservative. I consider myself vanilla and somewhat prudish. Very librarian.

Just out of curiosity, do you live in one of those states that voted against gay rights? If so, did you vote for or against the bill? If you voted for it, what the heck are you doing in a thread with such a high likelihood of showing girls kissing?

Until such time I'm alone with someone that I morally believe it's okay for me to get freaky wild with. Besides, according to a Primetime Live episode a couple weeks ago, Republicans have more sex than Democrats AND enjoy it more. Go figure.

Sure, they think so. Seen Monty Python's "Meaning of Life?" Most prude-variety Republicans (rich or poor) remind me of the Roman Catholic couple who say they have sex as often as they want, and they've had kids each time. They had sex twice, of course.

Democrats, on the other hand, are comfortable with their sexuality. Not growing up repressed, they don't have to experience the "joy" of two completely virginal, uninformed newlyweds trying to figure out what goes where and how to move it around. That means they've learned about it, understand the mechanics, and actually know it when the sex they're getting sucks.

Politically, I'm still pretty conservative where it matters most.

Uhh... In your pants? ;)
 
2004-11-06 08:09:22 AM  

Shwing!
 
2004-11-06 08:12:36 AM  
GoodDamon

Just for the record, it was the protestant couple that had had sex twice and had two children. The roman catholics on the other hand had vast herds of children who had to be given away for medical experimentation.
 
2004-11-06 09:22:38 AM  
2004-11-05 12:09:32 AM Alexandra

Why do guys like lesbians so much? It's not like those girls would be interested in guys....


I still don't get how so many people don't get this...

Girl = Pretty.
Man = Ugly.

Looking at Pretty = Good.
Looking at Ugly = Bad.

Looking at Girl + Boy = Ok, with proper angles, i guess..

Looking at Girl + Girl = Pure sweetness.
 
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