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(AZCentral)   Kirstie Alley asks publicist to breast feed her pet possum   ( divider line
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2004-11-03 11:22:36 PM  
Yeah, but what that story doesn't say is that in only six months, that possum was Clear, without any Body Thetans (even in it's pouch, where possum Body Thetans hang out)...

2004-11-04 12:45:27 AM  
There are no words.
2004-11-04 01:42:21 AM  
Something's wrong here. Possums are rodents, right? Everyone knows that publicists, agents and managers are all slimy reptiles.
2004-11-04 02:58:56 AM  
You wouldn't hear the biatch complaining if the damn thing wanted peanut butter.
2004-11-04 04:47:42 AM  
No worth much without the picture...
2004-11-04 04:49:07 AM  
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/my first reaction.
2004-11-04 04:49:09 AM  
I remember when she was classy. Then I'd pretty much forgotten about her up until now. And even as I write, I'm forgetting about her again.
2004-11-04 04:49:38 AM  
Apparently, sometimes with the fat, comes the crazy.
2004-11-04 04:51:18 AM  
Ah, the grand ol' days of Lt.Saavik.

2004-11-04 04:56:08 AM  

2004-11-04 04:58:49 AM  
Seeing the possum's teeth, the publicist refused to breast feed it, but she did express her breast milk into a bottle, which Alley fed to her pet.

Ya just can't make stuff like that up. BTW anybody else wonder why the writer said "express"? Sounds more like she excreted to me.
2004-11-04 05:02:40 AM  
Who the hell has a pet opossum?
2004-11-04 05:03:43 AM  
Is Kirstie Alley in line to inherit the next 'incredibly overweight weird recluse' tag, a la Marlon Brando?
2004-11-04 05:05:28 AM  
MMmmmmmm. Breast milk
2004-11-04 05:09:46 AM  
Red Slayer,

They used the word "express" because that's the proper term for "squirting your breast milk into something."

No clue why, it just is.
2004-11-04 05:11:15 AM  
Something's wrong here. Possums are rodents, right? Everyone knows that publicists, agents and managers are all slimy reptiles.

Possums are marsupials. Otherwise, yeah.
2004-11-04 05:11:22 AM  
In other news...I just threw up in my mouth.....a lot.
2004-11-04 05:11:22 AM  
Giving human breast milk to a rodent it's just not logical
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2004-11-04 05:14:57 AM  

Even though I'm guessing that picture will get modded away, it still gets my vote for the funniest picture I've ever seen. Evar.

Every time I see it I start giggling for about 15 minutes and can't stop. It's just the epitome of a horrible thing captured live on film.

Yah for the barf pic.
2004-11-04 05:15:38 AM  
Someone say Kirstie Alley?

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2004-11-04 05:17:24 AM  
Kirstie Alley still has a publicist??
2004-11-04 05:22:11 AM  
OH! And I guess that this is the thread where I get to tell about the time I met Kirstie Alley.

I was working as the assistant manager at the GNC store in the Fashion Show Mall in Las Vegas in 1985 and she and her then husband Parker Stevenson came in. They were very nice and I helped them find products for Kirstie. She was totally NOT overweight at that time, but time's change, and we have all put on a few in the past 20 years.

True, and somewhat ironic story.
2004-11-04 05:39:40 AM  
sam malone wouldn't hit it.
2004-11-04 05:44:38 AM  
Must be a Scientology thing.

Next thing you know, Tom Cruise will ask to upholster his couch with his publicist's pubes.
2004-11-04 05:44:52 AM  
Any more questions about why celebrity doesn't always equate to intellegence?
2004-11-04 05:46:31 AM  
All I remember is when she was on CHEERS. Kristie Ally was a hot woman, and to top it off she was a coke head. Now all I want to do is shake her by the arms and take away the bucket of chicken in her hand.
2004-11-04 06:03:54 AM  
A pet possum! now that's just sick...
2004-11-04 06:04:24 AM  
I'm beginning to think it must be a Possum, and not an oppossum (there is a difference, Possum is the correct name for some cute Australian marsupials, but only a slang name for Opossum, those horrid rat-like American ones)

But still

2004-11-04 06:05:22 AM  
Incidentally, sugar gliders are a type of Possum
2004-11-04 06:13:05 AM  
2004-11-04 06:20:11 AM  
Express yourself!

Actually, the story sounds like it was made up by one of those random phrase generators.
- Kristie Ally
- Possum
- Breat Milk....
2004-11-04 06:58:33 AM  
I believe this happened about 3 or 4 years ago. This is not a recent story... maybe Snopes has some details.
2004-11-04 07:30:09 AM  
Uh-oh. This sounds like a job for the God of Scientology himself. Someone get Xenu on the phone.
2004-11-04 07:32:01 AM  
Man, I found a bunch of baby possums living in a space under my tub.

I could not chase them out, so I dumped a bunch of mothballs in there to stink them out.

The mothballs ended up killing them with the fumes, and I then had to pull out dead baby possums with a pair of kitchen tongs.

/my posasum story
2004-11-04 07:40:59 AM  
"Seeing the possum's teeth, the publicist refused to breast feed it" I am thinking of puppies having those extra-sharp and pointy "milk-teeth", not sure if possums have milk-teeth or not. Even if they don't, if I were the publicist and asked to share a bottle betwixt babe and possum, I'd refuse. Never a nipple.
2004-11-04 07:45:27 AM  
This only reafferms the need for a WTF? tag. Come on Drew
2004-11-04 07:48:12 AM  
But was she Cambodian?
2004-11-04 07:50:00 AM  
Kirstie Alley got huge when she stopped doing coke.
2004-11-04 08:01:07 AM  
Made me think of the scene in the Jackass movie where the dude let the baby gator chomp down on his nipple.

/seriously dude, Ouch!
2004-11-04 08:09:20 AM  
a possum nearly ran under the wheels of my car the other day. at least, i think it was a possum. only saw it for a second.

/yes, i know, lame-ass story
2004-11-04 08:15:44 AM  
I met Kirstie Alley once. Well not Kirstie Alley but somebody famous. Maybe I didn't actually meet them but I saw them....from a distance....on TV.
2004-11-04 08:17:08 AM  
Without pics, this thread is useless.

2004-11-04 08:18:45 AM  
Must be nice to be that crazy. Say, could I exsanguinate your toddler for a sec? Yeah I need to take a bath in her blood. right after I open this beer bottle with your granny's cooter. Thanks.
2004-11-04 08:19:16 AM  
Kirste Ally does not work for Peir One, if she approaches you walk away in a non-threatning manner and call the police.
2004-11-04 08:25:28 AM  
I know it has been said before, but why does she need a manager, publicist or agent? If she shows up to a weightloss business she can easily get the before part, with no profit sharing.
2004-11-04 08:32:47 AM  
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2004-11-04 08:34:36 AM  
...if she approaches you walk away in a non-threatning manner and call the police...

Which leads me to ask the question, how would one walk away in a threatening manner?
2004-11-04 08:52:39 AM  
I call the big one "Bitey."

/Is there a chance the track will bend?
2004-11-04 08:57:28 AM  
"I met a possum."
"Good for you!"

/Teen Girl Squad
2004-11-04 09:05:22 AM  
Something's wrong here. Possums are rodents, right?

Ummm, no.

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