i lived in the states - i was happy to come home - please listen to corporate bullshiat and consider it the voice of God.

/only one in (american) classroom to find the subliminal messages in the schoolbooks.

fnord you!

2004-11-03 08:11:14 PM halfjack

Dont mock us for leaving. You canservatives have expressed in this very 'forum' your desire to round up and kill all those who tweak your insecurities (like Jews, liberals, PhD's, hippies, and homosexuals). People like myself and my family.

You wont let us be, You wont let us live.

Let us go.

IF we cant stay, and we cant leave, we will (reluctantly) Fight you.

Ah, the perversely exciting smell of civil war. Actually, bloody revolution works initially, but it also creates from the ensuing chaos the same conflict that the current vile situation of America now reeks of. All-in-all, it's likely the only way Americans will escape the tyranny and oppression of the Republican mind. The opposing values North and South are ever the more alive in America.

However, it worked during the French Revolution, with the indescriminate beheadings of the upper class.

/recommends: Fight Club - the violent yet non-violent way to affect the right kind of change.

Woodrodius

Here's a thought. Since in both countries the east coasters hate the west coasters and vice versa and both countries have liberals and conservatives why not rotate the existing border 90deg. Split the whole shebang in half and liberals move to the left coast, conservatives to the right coast. Maybe add a buffer zone in the middle for the apolitical and fringe element, sort of a depolitisized zone. Whaddya say? Deal?

2004-11-03 04:15:24 PM NickTheShouk

I missed the part where we said we wanted you guys.

Keep your dysfunctional society to yourselves. We're full.

Always room for another Paki or two.

i will be remaining in america to fight another day. the neocons want us to leave. if there isn't anything they can't stand more, it's having to deal with opposition. they hate dissent. i'll be sticking around making their blood pressure rise.

Hongcouver

Only if the East Coast takes Texas. Then we've got a deal.

To all you Canadians who graciously gave United States citizens all that helpful advise that we should vote for John WarHero Kerry...

funny how all the states without coasts are pro-wiener..

..guess realising that we all live on the same planet is kinda hard.

'MY. BRAIN. HURTS.'
/end america

Polls show that over 90% of Canadians prefer their healthcare system to ours.

Were those exit polls?

9 out of 10 people are also idiots.

You all just wait until the draft is reinstated.

Gump Stump

How effective is a health care program when you must pay to receive prompt service?

I most certainly do have my facts straight. Because he was able to function even with the back pain it was ruled to be an elective surgery.

old fast butt.

please use bigger letters to make your point.

sorry but i hate you - please die - if not - please go outside the US with a gun so i have an excuse to kill you.

yes, old but fast is just plain old at this point.

I have read about half of these comments. Someone above said it is the conservatives being tolerant on this thread. What? No really, What?

You won ok? All of us liberals are completely disenfranchised from the system. You own every branch of the government. You get to do whatever you want to this country without anyone to stop you. And you still have to grind it in?

What kind of people are you?

Wanted to move to Canada anyway. This election isn't driving me there.

But it will likely speed up the departure.

And hey all you super insightful conservative raconteurs, who says my wife and I can't fight against your asses back home while we live where we choose?

Or hadn't anybody told you in alternative school about dual citizenship? Moving the location of my home =/= giving up, taking my ball and going home or any other brainless AM radio cliche you choose to spout.

Enjoy your war.

Every 30 seconds someone goes bankrupt in the US trying to pay their medical bills. Sounds like an 'ailing system' to me.

Dubdub of Denmark...
Oh. Sorry, forgot...


and for all the Euro-Weenies who took the time out of their busy schedules to tell the only Superpower how it should govern itself...

I have no problems with Canada just so you know. I am directing my comments to the few Canadians that are here trying to tell us how great Canada is compared to the United States. Canada has its fair share of problems just like we do.

What kind of people are you?

The kind with extremely LONG memories. After 4 years of vomit from liberals and your ilk, it's time for your comeuppance.

Take your medicine like a man and STFU. We're driving. You can sit in the back, take pictures of the pretty sunsets and complain (not too loudly though) about the quality of the food.
That's about it.

/This tour courtesy of the GOP.

wheels_999:

I don't see why people want to move to Canada. It's only a matter of time before Bush invades that too.

Because presumably, if Bush invades Canada, and you're in Canada, you won't get in trouble with the government for resisting. :)

/so when does the Second American Civil War start?

Halfjack:
Are you a liberal Jewish Doctor who misses the 60's and have occasional homosexual tendencies?! And.... Because of this Bush and the right wing conspiracy picking on you? Ha!

Give me a break... If you really believe in the BS you are pushing... I'm worried...

afraid to leave the country fast butt ?

you know i wouldnt kill you - im only going after Stupid Prez & friends

Getting advise from a dork from Denmark is like getting advise from a Democrat on how to win a Presidential election. (hehehehe)

You guys (danes) make the no dick French look like Audey Murphy (look him up). At least it took the Nazi's 6 weeks to kick the Frenchey's ass but it took the Nazi's only TWO farkING HOURS to conquor Denmark;
"On April 9, 1940, German forces moved into neutral Denmark. Sixteen Danish soldiers died defending Denmark, but after only two hours of military resistance the Danish government surrendered hoping to work out an advantageous agreement with Germany."

Why, again, should the superpower United States, take advise from the ultimate butt boys of Europe?

though half of your country is criminally insane.
can't really lock you up - can't let you work at the weapons factory - what to do with you?

BeerNut -- Right you are, Ken!

Don't know why Canadians are so anti-Bush... it was Kerry who was talking protectionism that would further hurt Canadian business. It was Kerry who wants to prevent us in Toronto from shipping our trash to Michigan.

Add to that the fact that the Canuckbuck is charging upwards against the greenback, and I think we should have a respect and love for Bush, notwithstanding any real and/or perceived "snubs" we may have "endured" due to the huge personal animosity between Bush and former PM Chretien.

For a quick guide to why so many of us are interested in your election, and why some of us feel the urge to tell you what to do, consider the words of Trudeau: "Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt."

And to continue the analogy, when you're sleeping next to an elephant, you'd better be aware when it's about to roll over, or it ends up very badly for you.

/Just my C$.02 (now worth about 1.6 cents American!)

here's an idea...we simply change all our road signs in California, Oregon and Washington State so they read in Spanish only. The illegal mexicans will think they are still in Mexico and keep going north till they get to Canada and they can put them on THEIR welfare rolls!

The canuks are good at giving shiat away, arn't they?

keep it coming fast butt.
after the next REAL election in Denmark we wont be supporting you no more.

keep the ww2 jokes coming - kinda hard to invade native american country across the sea - we lived right next to your types..

When Bush reinstates the draft, the idiots who voted for him will be the first ones in line to emigrate to Canada. They'll do all they can to avoid serving their country just as Bush and most of his cronies did.

To those who say they're tired of hearing liberals whine about the election results, don't worry, Bush will send your asses to Iraq or Iran soon.

004-11-03 08:42:42 PM dubdub

funny how all the states without coasts are pro-wiener..

Dubdub, you're kind of a troll and kind of annoying, but I'll enlighten you.

People who live in the middle of the country are a little different. The ground is flat, the people are white, and there is nothing for 1000 miles in any direction except more of the same. Very few of them ever leave the United States for any reason. Very few people from outside the United States ever go there for any reason.

This doesn't exist in Europe, where a day's drive will put you in a country with different languages, different food, different holidays, and a different church.

The people are nice, the lawns are well-kept, and lots of it is considered "a nice place to raise children" (i.e. stable, god-fearing, without much to scare you beyond fierce, cold winters), It's nothing I'd want for myself or any of my children, but there are some good things to say for it.

But all that flat ground and all that homogenity can't help but affect how you see the world.

You know dubdub, you've gone too far.
You said:

"you know i wouldnt kill you - im only going after Stupid Prez & friends"

You might not have known it but it is a federal crime to make such statements. Time to act a little more adult here.

But why should the 48% of us who desperately tried to push the country in a different direction also be forced to live with it?

Sucks being lower on the food chain, don't it?

The big fish eat the little fish.

/Pass the tartar sauce.

here's an idea...we simply change all our road signs in California, Oregon and Washington State so they read in Spanish only. The illegal mexicans will think they are still in Mexico and keep going north till they get to Canada and they can put them on THEIR welfare rolls!

forgot where america came from did you?

OldButFast

Time to act a little more adult here.

Yes, he should definitely follow your beacon of maturity.

Say good bye dubdub.

"forgot where america came from did you?"

Yeah, Europe mostly. A long time ago too.

President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand..In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying you was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.

/old joke, applies to any disliked president, of course

Invade Canada? Do you folks not have a clue about our secret defense system? Oops, said too much already. Although many of you may think of us as your little brother, we are little brother to many. What do you think the response to such an act would be from some of our friends, eg. Russia, China, Great Britain, India, Australia, France, Germany, Japan, Mexico, South Africa, Israel, and so on and so on. Heck, we have friends we haven't even used yet, maybe that's why we have so many friends. Schoolyard rules as usual, don't pick on the little kid or the seniors will bust your ass.

,b>Moderator;

dubdub made a statement on your website that could be construed as a threat to the life of the President of the United States. It is a federal crime.

I would suggest that you act appropriately.,/b>

2004-11-03 09:04:37 PM sumdumguy
But all that flat ground and all that homogenity can't help but affect how you see the world.

fair enough - wasn't that what i implied?


2004-11-03 09:04:37 PM OldButFast
You might not have known it but it is a federal crime to make such statements. Time to act a little more adult here.

i'd like to kill him now though - i'll chill out in a couple of days..
but we don't have the death penalty here in Denmark you know - thats for countries like the US, Middle East and North Korea

Hey, OldButtFart:

dubdub isn't an American, you idiot. He's from DENMARK. You know, one of the many countries around the world whose citizens are laughing at us right now because the majority of our voters are too dumb to see Bush for what he is.

I heard on the CBS radio news that Bush's first priority in his second term is to destroy, er, "restructure" Social Security. Don't be surprised if you end up with nothing after you retire.

/knows middle east isnt a country..

duMbduMb-
I thought you said you were boycotting the U.S.?
Fark is registered in the U.S.-- are you really that dumb?
/Bye-Bye

howdoibegin-

"we call 'ice hockey' hockey. and dont illuminate the puck."

now now, the american government has apoligized for FoxTrax on several occasions

Toasted_Ghost

There has been a reason you have been hearing from us liberals for the last four years. Your main man is driving this country into the ground. And you like it! And there is nothing I can do to stop it. If that makes you happy, so be it.

If "vomit" = dissent, then I will continue to "vomit" for the next four years as long as Bush continues to rule the way that he has so far.