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(Asian Sex Gazette)   Russian student turns two traffic cops into gay porn stars on web. Jailarity ensues (banner NSFW)   (asiansexgazette.com) divider line 29
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2004-11-03 03:13:32 AM
LOL too funny
 
2004-11-03 04:45:27 AM
Just to let everyone know, NSFW banner on top.
 
2004-11-03 04:45:45 AM
" Eventually his actions were detected by the deputy prosecutor of Mordovia, who accidentally happened to look at the site."

Right...
 
2004-11-03 04:56:09 AM
"Accidentally?"

Um. Yeah. Sure.
 
2004-11-03 04:56:17 AM
Super_Rocking: As I found out.
(From Article):"
I reviewed all of the evidence, and it is definitely pornography! said the expert group assistant head Anna Shatova.


Because we wouldn't know without the excalmation point......
 
2004-11-03 05:00:17 AM
Russia tag anyone?
 
2004-11-03 05:04:37 AM
The fact there is a "news" site called the Asian Sex Gazette just baffles me.
 
2004-11-03 05:05:28 AM
I imagine the story can be found on www.asstr.org. I tried using their search engine, but had little luck.

Google gave me a SFW site: http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/11/01/policeporn.shtml
 
2004-11-03 05:06:04 AM
There are so many cliches in this story . . . we wouldn't NEED political threads if there were more stories like this one!

/laughing too hard
 
2004-11-03 05:06:21 AM
Ah the irony, he shall now be engaging in the same act
 
2004-11-03 05:11:01 AM
It's from all the wrist movements that traffic cops perform that makes them gay.
 
2004-11-03 05:19:26 AM
Oh my god, this article is full of great quotes:

I reviewed all of the evidence, and it is definitely pornography!

... deputy prosecutor of Mordovia, who "accidentally happened to look" at the site
(quotation marks from article)

Unlawfully distributing pornographic materials (as opposed to lawfully distributing pornographic material?)

They even created an expert group

/Laughing so hard
 
2004-11-03 05:22:44 AM
"The trial took place in a local Saransk court, and the judge sentenced Alexei to one year in prison and moral compensation to each officer."

Moral compensation? Is that like compensation fitting the crime?

"Alexei pleaded guilty as charged."

Sounds like he doesn't mind one little bit :)
 
2004-11-03 05:41:00 AM
ASG - Abu Sayyaf Group?
 
2004-11-03 05:44:46 AM
I accidentally downloaded 10 gigabytes of porn the other day.
 
2004-11-03 05:57:39 AM
A "NSFW BANNERS ON THE SITE" warning would have been nice.
 
2004-11-03 06:27:06 AM
I think the fact that it's from the asian sex gazette should be warning enough about nsfw things. It was form e at least, turns out I was right.
 
2004-11-03 06:27:53 AM
Eventually his actions were detected by the deputy prosecutor of Mordovia, who accidentally happened to look at the site.

It could happen. Just like I accidentally read the article that described his accidental discovery on a gay porn site.

It's early. I need to make some accidental coffee, then I'll take an accidental pee and accidentally walk the dog, who will also accidentally take an accidental pee on an accident-prone telephone pole. First, though, I'll accidentally hit the "add comment" button.
 
2004-11-03 06:39:57 AM
hillary

shiat, i hit the add comment button too....whoops!
 
2004-11-03 06:56:27 AM
good to know I can still get a laugh from FARK in the morning.
 
2004-11-03 07:12:36 AM
And this kind of persecution will happen in the US if Bush gets another four years.

What will happen?

Why, more loss of freedom, that's what.
 
2004-11-03 07:20:00 AM
No, Beerden, Bush is doubleplus good! Hail Ascroft! Hail Rumsfeld! If you're between the ages of 18-36, hail your future Sergeant!

...

"accidentally happened to look"... that's just dumb. If he really wasn't looking at gay porn, he should have made up an excuse that didn't sound so fake.
 
2004-11-03 07:38:20 AM
Man these accidents are becoming more commonplace every day!

"So, sir, let me recap: You say you slipped and fell, whilst in the shower, directly onto your mobile phone which has become stuck within your colon."

"Yes doctor."
 
2004-11-03 07:52:23 AM
The really cool thing about reading this article is that you can win a 55" Home Entertainment System. I can't remember who Jennifer Aniston's husband is, though, and my process of elimination skills are very rusty. Maybe someone else can win it for me!

Do people actually click on this flashing garbage?
 
2004-11-03 08:26:37 AM
He was charged with "Insulting the Authorities" ?!? WTF? On second thought, it prolly won't be long and we'll have such a statute in the U.S.
 
2004-11-03 08:30:56 AM
'Accidentaly happened to look'? Do you know how many sex fics you need to read to stumble upon the single one on the internet that includes not one, but TWO people you know?
 
2004-11-03 08:55:14 AM
No, Cleckmoon, but it sure sounds like you do ;)
 
2004-11-03 09:54:33 AM
Anna Shatova?

Is she related to Hot Carl?
 
2004-11-03 10:32:48 AM
Hilarius quote overload...my head...is gonna AsplodBAMM!
 
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