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2002-02-20 01:39:16 AM  
As long as they keep making quality food, I don't care. Arby's is the best fast food, period.
2002-02-20 01:40:29 AM  
one time iwas at an arby's in eagle river, alaska, and the guy working there was working his last day before he quit so he gave me my meal for free. he pointed to a bunch of rowdy guys in the back of the seating area and said they were his friends and tehy're all eating for free too. they had about 50 bucks worth of food in front of them. i commend him.
2002-02-20 01:44:07 AM  
That sign is from Cranberry, PA (near me)! I'm excited now!
2002-02-20 01:48:02 AM  
Damn! I think it's too late, cuz I read the whole article without realizing it was 'Satire' and it felt all weird to me.

*must get some sleep...*
2002-02-20 01:50:29 AM  
Holy crap! Someone else from Cranberry! Of course, I wouldn't go broadcasting I'm from a town that doubles as a mall, but it's interesting to see someone else from the area on Fark.
2002-02-20 01:51:36 AM  
Arby's horsey sauce or horseradish sauce tastes good on their roast beef samiches.
2002-02-20 01:52:54 AM  
Near Cranberry (Ellwood City), not in it. I almost moved to Seven Fields 6 years ago though. I shudder at the horror that that would've resulted in.
2002-02-20 01:59:07 AM  
How do they slice that beef so thin? They need much better ventilation in those places, though.
2002-02-20 02:11:25 AM  
arby's gives me serious gas problems. but them curly fries is good eatin'
2002-02-20 02:16:20 AM  
I'm sorry, but Wendy's is BY FAR the best fast food chain that exists on this planet. Mmm... spicy chicken...

2002-02-20 02:19:54 AM  
I don't care if they hate me... but do I have to beg for Arby's sauce every time I go through the drive-thru?
2002-02-20 02:21:07 AM  
lol, I thought it sayed "Arab Employees now Required to Hate life, you"
2002-02-20 02:26:17 AM  
As opposed to McDonalds employees who DO hate both life and you.
2002-02-20 02:35:30 AM  
::02-20-02 02:16:20 AM
::I'm sorry, but Wendy's is BY FAR the best fast
::food chain that exists on this planet. Mmm...
::spicy chicken...

Except for Ninja Burger, of course.
2002-02-20 02:38:33 AM  
Excuse me. In & Out is far superior to all. Nothing beats a Double Double Animal Style Protein Style.. NOTHING
2002-02-20 02:48:49 AM  
You have not experienced fast food until you have been to Dick's Drive-In in Seattle. If you don't live in Seattle, TOO BAD.
2002-02-20 02:53:01 AM  
i managed an arbys for 4 years. this hits way too close to home. i've often wondered why i'm so bitter nowadays...

i've yet to understand the fascination Seattle has with Dick's. worst. burger place. ever.
2002-02-20 02:57:03 AM  
Arby's is the best food, but their Curly Fries are shiat next to Rick's Cafe curly fries. a pound of em cost 3.75, and theyre about 50 times better
2002-02-20 03:13:45 AM  
Paradive: Acquired taste, I guess.
2002-02-20 03:16:46 AM  
admittedly, i probably made the mistake of going to the one on Broadway =)
2002-02-20 03:42:06 AM  
Funk all this big conglomerate fast food.The only quickie joint I ever eat at is Taco Del Mar.Or the sushi at my local Fred Meyer's store.California rolls are the bomb.
2002-02-20 04:20:40 AM  
mmm Rick's Cafe curly fries
2002-02-20 04:21:09 AM  
I thought Arby's liquifed their meat then created those slabs of roast beef. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Kthulhu you have to love a grocery store with a sushi deli.
2002-02-20 04:22:38 AM  
Pornosaur-Damn straight I do.
2002-02-20 05:21:35 AM  
no, the meat is not liquified. it's more the minced and compacted kind... (cooked in a convection oven at 275 degrees for 4 hours. like anyone cares...)

and yeah, fred meyer sells the best corporate sushi out there... mmm... spicy vegetable rolls...
2002-02-20 05:42:32 AM  
eww, i cant imagine eating fred meyers seafood... that whole part of the store stinks like rotten fish.. maybe the other stores are better..
2002-02-20 05:58:16 AM  
Obviously Asp0 you've never been to an asian grocery store. It doesn't really matter what part of the store you are in. Oh but there is always lot's of "import goods" there if you know what I mean.
2002-02-20 07:03:13 AM  
"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's"
2002-02-20 07:12:48 AM  
I've never eaten at Dick's, but I have had some tube steak recently. YUM
2002-02-20 09:10:47 AM  
Eh, their beef is about 25% filler anyway..
2002-02-20 09:12:40 AM  
mmmmmmm....Roast Beef
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2002-02-20 09:27:12 AM  
Quick1"As long as they keep making quality food, I don't care. Arby's is the best fast food, period."

I personally know of 3 seperate incidents of 3 seperate people who ate food from 3 seperate Arby's restaurants and suffered stomach illness. One of them even went to the hospital for fear of food poisoning. Arby's blows.

Praise Wendy's.
2002-02-20 10:08:11 AM  
Arby's needs to bring back the sub sandwiches. THOSE sandwiches were good, and freakin' huge.

The Panini sandwiches were a pointless waste of time. That, and they insisted on putting mushrooms on all of them it seemed.
2002-02-20 11:43:27 AM  
Am I the only one who wants MadameX to continue her story? Not gay, just like reading porn.
2002-02-20 02:20:33 PM  
Was this article written by a 13 year old?
2002-02-20 04:38:55 PM  
Did anyone notice how frightnengly bad that website is? But the article kinda made me hungry. I like Arby's. I like pictures of boobies, too.
2002-02-20 05:56:45 PM  
Funny thing is, i posted this articel, and i know the author, he was the valedictorian of his high school and now attends why don't u suck my fat herman Gtthomas40
2002-02-20 11:59:07 PM  
BiGLeW123, careful, he's gonna try to get you on spellchecking articel. For spader, put up the Arby sandwich and a nice boobies pic for him. I too am fond of food and boobies.
2002-02-21 01:37:18 AM  
Funny thing is, i posted this articel, and i know the author, he was the valedictorian of his high school and now attends why don't u suck my fat herman Gtthomas40

Perhaps this is a comment on how far the bar has been lowered in our education system.
2002-02-21 03:10:09 AM  
Hey FreeWillie,
I'd love to shoot some hammer snot all your forehead and belly, maybe a map of Hawaii...NOW IT"S MINE>>(Jay Mohr reference)
2002-02-21 03:22:55 AM  
You'd have a better chance of insulting me if that made any sense.
2002-02-21 07:24:17 PM  
first. gimp. ever.

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