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(ncBuy)   Australian group clams to have made first extra-terrestrial contact   (downtoearth.ncbuy.com) divider line 97
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2002-02-19 01:10:54 PM  
first clams?
 
2002-02-19 01:11:31 PM  
Don't tell them we're here!

They'll come and enslave us all!
 
2002-02-19 01:12:15 PM  
Aren't there consequences for false 911 calls?
 
2002-02-19 01:13:02 PM  
Clams from outerspace?!?!?
Celestial Seafood!!!
 
2002-02-19 01:14:34 PM  
From the Vega constellation eh? Isn't that where the transmission came from in that Contact movie as well?
 
2002-02-19 01:15:18 PM  
Didn't we already cover the "Vega" thing in Contact?
 
2002-02-19 01:16:12 PM  
Boy is the female "pilot beacon" going to be pissed when she gets here and there's no emergency. Start digging those bunkers folks, you're gonna need 'em.
 
2002-02-19 01:17:19 PM  
First of all, Vega is a star, not a constellation. It's also a car, but if you are recieving messages from the trunk of your car, it's probably a different kind of alien.
 
2002-02-19 01:17:38 PM  

I bring you LOVE!


 
2002-02-19 01:17:57 PM  
Too late!

They're here!



Wait a minute... 11 hours to Vega?
 
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2002-02-19 01:18:19 PM  
yeah, right. its just some aussi in a klingon costume living in his parents basement and jerking off to Jodi Foster.
 
2002-02-19 01:19:20 PM  
dammit, I aways screw up the "ie"/"ei" thing. English sucks.
 
2002-02-19 01:19:23 PM  
mmmmmm...FETI cheese.......
 
2002-02-19 01:19:28 PM  
If Miss Pilot looks like Jodie Foster, we're all screwed.
 
2002-02-19 01:20:19 PM  
So how many Boobies and Weeners do these aliens got to show us in one of our NSFW threads?
Hmmm ?
 
2002-02-19 01:20:19 PM  
Never seen the "unlikly" tag.
 
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2002-02-19 01:21:31 PM  
Yeah, people talk to aliens. Just like the people that say they talk to Jesus or ghosts.
 
2002-02-19 01:22:53 PM  
Frankee-Frank-Frank: it's new as of yesterday, along with the "dumbass" tag. New toys.
 
2002-02-19 01:22:56 PM  
SETI isn't realy concerned with UFOs are they? I thought that they just listened to space.
 
2002-02-19 01:23:40 PM  
Well, my brilliant earthling subjects, aren't I, the Feared Alien Leader, Xenu, talking to you now? Feel blessed that I consider you worthy.

Regards,

Xenu
Fearless Intergalactic Leader
 
2002-02-19 01:24:15 PM  
People never spoke to the aliens. The title clearly says clams did.
 
2002-02-19 01:25:16 PM  
Man is Vegalight, the pilot beacon, going to be pissed when she gets here and learns it was a fake distress call. She probably just destroy the earth, for bothering her.

Thanks FETI.

BTW, isn't Feti some Italian food or something?
 
2002-02-19 01:25:31 PM  
I always knew clams would be the 1st to make contact, but AUSTRALIAN clams?!?
*pours himself a cold Clamato, mmmmm.....clammy*
 
2002-02-19 01:25:34 PM  
In a related story, some snails form Colorado claim to seen Bigfoot.
 
2002-02-19 01:26:35 PM  
People talk to Jesus all the time. He just doesn't talk back.
 
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2002-02-19 01:26:39 PM  
Rhiannon,

It says "contact." It doesn't say they had tea and crumptes while they discussed world affairs.
 
2002-02-19 01:26:40 PM  
Kylie Minogue
 
2002-02-19 01:27:16 PM  
Didn't they read the fairy tail about the planet that cried wolf? Now the aliens will never help us!
 
2002-02-19 01:27:18 PM  
From Vega...hmmm... so the alien is Jodi Foster's dad?
 
2002-02-19 01:27:22 PM  
FETA. Everyone is thinking of feta cheese. Not FETI, but close.
 
2002-02-19 01:28:24 PM  
Wow, and only 5½ light hours away!

Unlikely is right.
 
2002-02-19 01:29:22 PM  
Chevy Vega:

 
2002-02-19 01:30:38 PM  
PETA cheese, what?
 
2002-02-19 01:31:44 PM  
11 hours to Vega? My ship can get there in less than nine parsecs. Fools.
 
2002-02-19 01:32:31 PM  
We're here to serve man



 
2002-02-19 01:34:10 PM  
Anyone else notice that google can't find _any_ info on FETI?

How is this FARKworthy?
 
2002-02-19 01:37:53 PM  
Let's hope they are here to serve man:

 
2002-02-19 01:41:47 PM  
Isn't vegalight the diet version of Vegimite?.... some aussies should know, if I could figure out how to post this upside down so they could read it.
 
2002-02-19 01:44:06 PM  
Australian group clams! Those are delicious.
 
2002-02-19 01:48:31 PM  
What utter nonsense! Any self-respecting space kook knows that the nearest intelligent aliens are in a system in the Plieades.

Now excuse me while I go don my metal cap that deflects covert government electomagnetic beams.
 
2002-02-19 01:49:13 PM  
yeah, that sounds about right....

 
2002-02-19 01:50:08 PM  
Zoltan!
 
2002-02-19 01:51:45 PM  
Did somebody say Vega?
 
2002-02-19 01:53:39 PM  
"Representatives from the Australia-based Finding E.T. International (FETI), say they received the message on February 2, just 11 hours after sending a "bluff call for help" into space."

The what? Finding E.T. International? HELLO E.T. is a movie character....

wait a min... this is a hoax group isn't it. mocking SETI's name, using E.T., claiming to receive a response in 11 hours... lol damn those aussies are jerking everyones chain. thats funny
 
2002-02-19 01:53:41 PM  
Aliens from other planets, whatever. Fairy tales and nonsense. Now where did I put my Bible....
 
2002-02-19 01:54:36 PM  
But they was here with Elvis, and they did steals me beers.
 
2002-02-19 01:55:40 PM  

Vega, you say?
 
2002-02-19 02:08:43 PM  
Don't blame me, I voted for Kotos!
 
2002-02-19 02:10:46 PM  
irony.

you just don't get it!
 
2002-02-19 02:10:53 PM  
Don't worry. If the alien chick comes to America and gives us any shiat, we'll just throw her in prison for not having a visa. If she goes to Australia, they'll ship her off to some little Pacific island and detain her. No worries, mate.
 
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