Election?

Kerry wins.

Bush wins.

Bush wins.

I voted for Linsner

Excuse me, is this where I return the erection?

I, for one, cast my vote for more boobies.

down goes dubya! down goes dubya!

badnarik wins.

"Come back to CNN where we may have projections or we may not have projections" - Wolf Blitzer

DUH!

I voted for orange

Prediction: Bush wins, but just barely... and we won't know tonight. Florida will be super close, but the absentee ballots will throw it over the top. Foxnews is reporting there are 140,000 republican absentee ballots that will not get counted tonight.

God save us all.

stevetursi
We could only hope.

Bubbles!

Erection?

Chimpy...back to the zoo, I mean ranch

Aww, why not go completely all-out? Drew Curtis's Fark 2004 election return thread? ;)

so much for staying away from FARK for the night...

Boobies! and Pepsi!

Bunnies!

Is it over yet?

MSNBC is going to "project" the winner of Ohio ... just after this commercial break.

i love america.

I voted for Kodos

To infinity and beyond...

In a surpise to absolutely everyone, including himself, Nadar wins the 2004 presidential race. Quoted as saying "Well shiat, I was only in it because George paid me anyways, what do I do now?"

Peroutka wins!

/had to be said

yay first 100

please post as many pics as possible of the canidates looking like morans.

What Erection?

hulk hogan wins

Ed Markey now saying he's running for President Kerry's vacant Senate seat.

Uh, could you at least wait until it's over.

i hope i win.

Sad fact is that no matter who wins, we still lose. The federal government will continue to grow. We're doomed. Doomed I say!!

Go Saints!

If Bush wins your kitten will cry.

I believe everything that Fox tells me...Kerry wins PV by 2%!!!!

I'm not running for my seat...
I'm currently sitting in it.

KERRY WINS!

And... thread to infinity by 8:30pm EST

The longer Virginia takes to be called, the worse it'll be for Bush. He should be able to take that state easily, but if it ends up being a relatively tight race then it could point to signs that he'll have trouble later in the night.



Go Kerry.

Why would anyone vote for that evil bastard G.W.????

don't they know "W" stands for wrong!

agreed on the lack of terrorist attack

Bush vs Kerry, No Matter Who Wins, We Lose.

Kerry's doing well in the early returns in Virginia.

My spleen still hurts.

Looks like KY has Bush....

Oh was THAT a loaded statement!

Kush wins? Or maybe Berry?

So it would seem, astronomy133. I vote LP, just for the thrill of it, but I know we're pretty much dead meat whoever wins.

A few things to keep in mind:

Whoever wins, the world isn't ending. Both men represent institutional and political traditions dating back generations. Congress and the current will of the people also have an enormous role to play for setting the course for our nation. Neither man is out to destroy your way of life, both want to lead and use force they way they see fit.

The biggest problems with our culture are not political, they are personal. The character of the American people matters far more than who's in charge. Politicians merely reflect a culture and way of thinking.

Too early yet to tell who's going to win. Lookin' promising right now tho.


Didn't realize you were a Kerry supporter, weaver! Good to hear! And I agree, his leads in Florida, Ohio and Wisconsin and Bush's inability to slam dunk Virginia do look mighty promising!

C'mon the poor guy. Oh wait.

And I thought Diebold would be determining who wins this election?

Yes, by all means vote for Bush. He's Al Queda's #1 recruiting tool after all. We don't want to win the war on terror too easily, do we?

I'm having funny chest pains....maybe I should change to Cartoon Network for a while.

/shiat, only one cartoon all night long

haliburton wins!!

West Virginia just called for Bush, as predicted.

ABK
Anybody But Kerry

Is not it WHOMever?

Alexandra

Think we'll burn this thread too?



The first one is a little overcooked...

Bush wins, popular vote to Kerry

Nice to know Im not the only one voting for Badnarik. Prediction: Bush wins big. Not a landslide, but a large margin. The 33 recorded "vote for Kerry" calls I got in the last 2 days suggests desparation.

nader wins

Kush wins?

If it's Orange Kush, it wins with me...

don't they know "W" stands for wrong!

"W" stands for Tungsten.

Ohio polls closing

how very boring an predictable.

Fark this poll watching shi'ite. I'm going to Taco Mac for wings and beer.

Kerry = teh wins.

Bush just picked up West Virginia, which typically went Democratic (according to CNN)

Only 5 electoral votes though.

It looks bad for Bush. It would seem that the Americans DID distinguish Iraq from the war on terror. Fitting that. Now watch Bush win the popular vote and not get elected.

Who won???

all of that build up and stalling on MSNBC to ... call Ohio "too close to call".

goons.

switching to CNN.

My neo-con coworker just tried to start one of his famous ranting ultra conservative political converstations with me. I finally found a way do deal with him. "I'm not talking about this with you." Apparently this is the only way to shut him up.

I voted for the Constitution Party candidate Michael Peroutka.

/has no illusions that his vote really mattered...

Oh crap, I'm going to pee myself. Please God let Kerry win.

/ Pro abortion
// Anti Iraq war
/// Anti tax cuts for the rich
//// Farking hate Bush

How are you idiots saying things like "doesn't look good for Bush" or "Kerry is toast" when only 1% of the votes have been counted?

Get a grip...

Right now it's Bush at 34 and Kerry at 3 electoral college votes.

Liar.

RocketMac

We'll need some more of Drew's beer, won't we?

BTW as I said in another thread, the CNN talking heads were saying that no one has won an election without winning Ohio.

Battleground! w00t!

Apparently the majority of people in my state, WV, are morons...
(I voted for Kerry)

The world may not be ending but will it EVER be farked up - just think about the fact that Bush doesn't have to play nice anymore cuz he wont be up for re-election again!

Eminem says "Ayayayayah"

A vote for Kerry is a vote for nice round bouncy boobies!

Don't let the boobies die :(

Quimby wins.

I didn't (can't) vote. Please don't kill me.

ooooh, exciting.

Luckily I have a pool league match tonight so I won't be tempted to Fark all night.

Infinity times infinity.

i crack open an ice cold bud light for bush.

Find out who you should have voted for today, based on the ISSUES!

Cool link. I tried to submit it today but apparently someone submitted it in Jan. and it wasn't accepted. Damn you... whoever you are!

west virgins like bush

In about 27 minutes, 15 states and the District of Columbia close.

Spleen still aching.

Can't stand it. Going out for bourbon.

Why the hell is all my booze suddenly 80 proof instead of 86? (Of course Wild Turkey is still 101 so I don't care too much)

eisenoxyde


I voted for the Constitution Party candidate Michael Peroutka.

/has no illusions that his vote really mattered...



w00t! Another CP Farker!

I voted for Peroutka too!

That's it... I'm calling it. The exit polls for Ohio are coming in. I predict Kerry wins 51-49%. You heard it here first.

WI <3 Kerry

Everything is too close to call right now grrrrrrr

I'll certaintly be up all night.

Am I the only one who thinks that the electoral college should be abolished & the presidential race should be based solely on the popular vote? That's the way to get more voters & to get people who actually care. Right now the election comes down to 2 or 3 states. That ain't right! Why should the candidate that fewer people vote for win?

Bush will win.

Electoral vote count
Bush 39
Kerry 3

Per CNN

Kerry is a baby killer. Only a fool votes for him!

//vote green party

Bush Wins.
Jesus Saves.
Kerry Sucks.

Wait, what is the "election" of which you speak? Is something going on today? Will I have to miss The Simpsons? Mommy...hold me.

As I said in another thread, if Kerry wins, I'll tap dance naked and post pictures here.

Get ready for a wild ride, kids.

Rumbleminz:
Nice to see a fellow West Virginian here. :)

Anybody got streaming coverage that isn't farked?

on the cnn page it looks like kerry's head got stepped on

My mother, who lives in Detroit, says that if Bush loses she's celebrating by getting drunk.

I think I may have convinced her and my sister to vote for Peroutka.

Cornelius....Bush kills the babies' fathers you pinhead

I voted for Gary Coleman.

Yeah West Virginia! WJU, represent.

I've just wasted your time...

rocketwidget:

This switch sums you up much better.

/hippie idiot

KungFuJesus


Anybody got streaming coverage that isn't farked?


Yep, I got the idiot box on.

Thera, kinky :)

Between drinking and nudie nap dancing, this is going to be a fun night.

/gets a beer

Electoral vote count
Bush 39
Kerry 3


15 of Bush's 39 are from Georgia, where Kerry is leading 2:1

Cya georgie!

WooHoo.. Texan for Kerry

/and yes, I understand that I stood in a 2.5 hour line for nothing.

I sure hope what's his face beats the other guy.

How about some humour.

Letterman

Top Ten Punchlines To Dirty Election Jokes


10. "With a poll like that, I'm suprised he can gallup at all."

9. "She starts chanting, 'four more minutes! four more minutes!'"

8. "That's not the voting lever, but don't stop pulling."

7. "This isn't how it looks--I'm just joining a third party."

6. I prefer Bush, but I don't know who I'll vote for."

5. "So that's where Katherine Harris was hiding the Al Gore votes."

4. "Unfortunately, his margin of error was plus or minus three inches."

3. "Get used to it, honey--we live in a swing state."

2. "I thought you had trouble maintaining an election."

1. "I saw your sister with Mary Cheney--there was no sign of Dick."

HairBolus - you forgot Poland. Color that sucker red.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! MAKE IT STOP!

i want my mommy.

CNN's reporting on their website that the exit polls in Ohio show Kerry ahead by 2 points.

Hang in there, spleen.

"W" stands for Tungsten.

Aw dang, I'm still laughing. Only 15 more minutes until I can go home!

I just did my part and voted for JON STEWART.

Thera

As I said in another thread, if Kerry wins, I'll tap dance naked and post pictures here.

We're going to hold you to that, you know.

/suddently rooting for Kerry

whidbey


Right now it's Bush at 34 and Kerry at 3 electoral college votes.

Liar.

No He's right

abortions for some, tiny america flags for others.

Bush is winning! so nanner nanner nanner! :)

WV called for Bush, yet Manchin predicted for Gov.

/bangs head on desk
//repeatedly

Is Ohio going to be the next Florida?

Drew--Ohio tag, please!

HairBolus

The only certain result so far tonight.

Littlefish
You do know that per your argument Gore would have won in 2000 right? Just makin sure...

Go Kerry Go!

I voted today! Did you?

...Just helping this thread hobble along...

I keep hearing the news stations act like calling it, but then saying "that's not a call, sorry!!" It's almost like the stations are scared to call it at all.

I want the election to be close enough that both parties look longingly at Libertarian voters and try to win us over.

/probably won't happen, but I can dream.

The bullshiat is starting to be reported in other states:

Illinois:
http://www.blackfive.net/main/2004/11/blackfives_vote.html

Wisconsin:
http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/archives/002963.php

HairBolus, total class.

thanx for the letterman lesbian j

http://news.yahoo.com/electionresults

Yahoo's giving up the same data the networks are getting. just an FYI

No, seriously, I hope the rich white guy wins...

For what it's worth, Bush has a big lead early in the parts of Florida that are closed and have been counted:
Early Florida returns

While I wouldn't assume that Bush is going to win Florida, the fact that his lead is bigger than the lead of Martinez in the Senate race is interesting...

I'll take one aborted fetus plz. kthx.

Watching CNN. You see those idiots at the window?

I like this one in West Virginia:

[check] George W. Bush (i) Republican 0 (0%)

that was the best modern world in a long time

Alexandra 2004-11-02 07:28:43 PM
Looks like KY has Bush....
Oh was THAT a loaded statement

Actually, Bush has K-Y. Get ready to bend over if he wins, 'cause we're farked.

Why do I feel like this isn't going to be too much of a "discussion" thread?

Gay Marriage amendment passed in Ohio - projected.

The harshest amendment in the country....

HairBolus

you forgot Iceland!

From that map. Or the map maker forgot it. And Greenland too.
Um.. I guess Denmark remembers Iceland so the map maker forgot Iceland.

Wow.... 169 in TF posts.

Yes, what's interesting in WV is that Bush wins, but the democratic governor will win by something like 80-20

HairBolus

As much as I am a Kerry supporter, I could care less what the rest of the world thinks about the election, I hope that doesn't influence anybody's decision.

Things are gonna start sliding the other direction soon (I hope)

HairBolus

Your map has several errors:

The Phillipines, Iran, and Pakistan should all be listed as "Strong Bush".

:)

they give georgia to BUSH but bush ony has 37% of the vote while Kerry has 62% is this farked?

For those of you who keep screaming, "BUSH IS WINNING, 39-3!!":

According to CNN, unlike a football game, this is not a "sports" type score. These projected 39 votes were all expected to be in favor of Bush, so, at this moment, the numbers don't mean much. No surprises, no prizes won yet.

/watching CNN like a hawk

Any bets on the number of flamewars on fark tomorrow? Doesn't matter who wins tonight.

Anyone want to make their call for who is going to win?

I'm going to say when the night is over... Kerry will have won.

From other threads today:


2004-11-02 03:46:52 PM RocketMac [TotalFark]

I am reminded of a dilbert quote:


Dilbert: "How did you get Ben Franklin's body?"
Garbage man: "You'd be surprised what people throw out."

Garbage man: "Keep your shirt on."
Dilbert: "I had no intention of taking it off."
Garbage man: "You make it hard for people to help you."

Dilbert: "I have an ethical question about our democratic system."
Ben Franklin: "Ah, yes, by now I suppose you've figured out it was all a big joke."
Dilbert: "What?"
Garbage man: "He doesn't know."
Ben Franklin: "Nevermind."

Ben Franklin: "The average voter can't find his bunghole with two hands. You don't want to leave it up to them, do you?"

Loud Howard: "Thanks to your internet voting network, no one will ever have to vote thirsty again."

Asok: "Hey! Look at me! I'm voting and I'm not even a citizen."

I like cheese!

Whoever (whomever?) wins, may God have mercy on our souls.

/Canadian

lauch


Gay Marriage amendment passed in Ohio - projected.

The harshest amendment in the country....


Well, I voted yes on that amendment.... :P

Rumbleminz:
No plans to leave when I graduate this year, but I am moving back home to Mo'Town. I'm become quite fond WV... ;)

JLew1982:

You go to WVU? your profile says Motown, so is this a reasonable assumption?

/represent!
//not really
///lets burn something anyway!

voted for myself. (in all elections, some with onyl one canidate)

God I hope i dont win

I think I'm started to get excited

Oh, yes. Those pendolous boobies take a bit of the pressure off my poor spleen.

12 minutes to the next big round of electoral hijinks.

Man, will the Ohio results come in already!?

/in before server meltdown

drgeoffrey: hysterical

Damn, from what little CNN is showing for Ohio, Bush is ahead, by less than 500 votes. Talk about nailbiters.

JLew:

ahh, forget I said anything, missed your last post.

Bush will take it. I voted for Kerry, but I predict that when it comes down to the wire, more people will think incumbent = stability = security.

I hope I'm wrong, but if I'm right, I won't cry about it.

MelLuvsDMB:
Heard the same thing--->also watching CNN like a hawk all day
Glad you quoted that

So, I went to vote today, and I WAS ON A LIST THAT INSISTED I SHOW PROOF ID????? THERE WERE ONLY 3 NAMES ON THE LIST, AND THEY DIDN'T NO WHY I HAD TO, IT JUST WAS????????

ANY IDEAS OUT THERE?

/I totally had I.D., and had laminated my voter card

//uberdork

I actually voted for a few republicans in the local elections. They actually look like they make better sheriffs, what with their handlebar mustaches and all, and the county commisioner seat had a b-b-q last weekend that was excellent. Moist and delicious. I have therefore based my vote on either mustaches or moisty deliciousness.

© but for the presidency, I'm trying to put the color blue on Texas

If Bush wins...
1. I will cry all night
2. I will have nightmares
3. I will cry tomorrow when I wake-up and realize Bush has won
4. I will lose hope on the intelligence of the american people
5. I'll scream full of anger
I'll just get depress for weeks to come to hear all the same lies from the Bush administration and his rich buddies.I don't understand how people can't have common sense to see how much he's lying to the american people and they don't see behind his mask. I guys like him in my classes in high school-- They cheat in test, copy homework from the smart-not-popular kids and are seen as the all american boys. Just sad.

Climberdusk
I've just about had it with all of your needling comments about my people, okay? Suffice it to say, you don't understand them. So stop. Seriously.

Now.

Peter_Stickums

It's "I couldn't care less".

Saying "I could care less" implies that you actually care. Event a little bit. Which you don't.

/that annoys me every time

RocketMac

That's right, leave it up to us, the state [Ohio] that has produced more presidents than ANY OTHER STATE. :)

ANY OTHER STATE except Virginia

I've been getting those excited butterflies feeling in my gut...

It's like watching the most important game I've ever seen...

Yeesh... I just don't even want to move away from the TV, afraid I might miss something.

Wow, a little over 300 vote difference between Bush and Kerry.

/another beer!

NarrMaster:

hometown: Mo'Town
college: WV Wesleyan

2004-11-02 07:46:26 PM Alexandra

Peroutka is against the federal gay marriage amendment because the state does not define "marriage", God does.

Bush takes Poland! and Ohio :)

I voted for Kerry!

w00t!

hell at this point I'm just glad I don't live in canada.

Alexandra, one of many obviously. Gay couples are doomed here.

I believe this to be sad. When two people care for each other enough, they should have the option to share insurance, make decisions for their loved ones, and share finances.

This wasn't just about whether a man could marry a man and call it marriage. This denies same sex unions - period.

The record turnouts are awesome. I'm very proud of my fellow Americans for that, whether or not my horse wins. There's polling stations here in the valley with 4 hour wait-times and people are happy to wait.

/Republican For Kerry - Nation Before Party

::Harsher than the other 46 states that don't recognize same-sex relationships?

There's a difference between simply not recognizing that type of union, and amending a state constitution. We have the same sort of amendment on the ballot here in KY, and they are careful to point out that if the amendment is not passed, current treatment of non-traditional unions won't change. The onyl thing at stake is whether that attitude will be enshrined as a fundamental part of state law.

Kerry will win, because if he doesn't I will poop my pants and demand ice cream.

/well... maybe i'll just demand ice cream

Wow, Virginia's still too close to call at 7:51 PM EST.

Good sign for Kerry.

feffer


2004-11-02 07:46:26 PM Alexandra

Peroutka is against the federal gay marriage amendment because the state does not define "marriage", God does.
What I voted for was at the *state* level, though. I read the wording carefully. You have to make sure someone can't twist it around--that was the issue with the *federal* amendment.

Vote Attorney

I'm going to say when the night is over... Kerry will have won.

Fair enough. And I'm going to say that when the election is over... Bush will have won. Barely.

Leathermidget you're my hero

LOL, got to love it Florida is saying that they may not be able to count the absenty ballots till Thursday.

ARGH!

I'm a Canadian, and I'm completely baffled by the "survival of the fittest" Republican thinking... "I'm voting for Bush because he won't tax ME" etc, etc, etc...

Yet the same person turns around and whines whenever they think America is getting shafted in trade deals (see softwood lumber war, fishing, etc). Sorry bub, you wanted a survival of the fittest attitude, then that's what you're getting... !

/bangs head on a brick wall

Jlew1982:

Got that from your second to last post or whatever, I posted mine before I refreshed and saw you are from Morgantown and live in Buchannon. Just begs the question:
Morgantown, or University High? Or neither?

/Clay Battellian, red headed step child of the Mon county public school system.

and steve gutenberg wins by a landslide victory!!

C'mon Turd!


http://enight.dos.state.fl.us/20041102_SUM_PRE.html

Alexandra

What I voted for was at the *state* level, though.

Oh, I know. I didn't think that it would be that different, though. I'll admit that I haven't read the proposed amendment since I don't live in OH anymore.

I understand why a lot of people hate Bush now.

I also understand why lots of people like Bush.

What I don't understand, is who are all these NEW people voting for Bush to counterbalance all the new people voting for Kerry?

And how on earth could anybody vote for a farking Hitler like that CP whackjob?

I have a bet going with my dual citizens (US and EU) Sister and Brother-In-Law - Kerry wins, we buy them round trip tickets to Ireland, Bush wins, we buy them one way tickets.

Best bet ever.

Does Indiana normally go Republican?

Is the Space Pope reptilian?

why isnt there a fark voting poll? who would win if fark decided?

turbocrisp Glad someone else saw/caught the "Mother of the Most Presidents" trivia error. :)

Almost felt bad for threadjacking to address it, but glad you beat me to it. ;)

With about 10% reporting, Florida is going to Bush in a landslide. Sh|t...

http://enight.dos.state.fl.us/20041102_SUM_PRE.html

oh, and I'm worried about why the Bush-foregone states seem to be going to Bush by larger margins than expected :(

/in France
//yes it's late

Wow, Virginia's still too close to call at 7:51 PM EST.

Do a reload, it's a 10% advantage for Bush right now.

middleoftheday:

Yes, Indiana is usually awfully red.

http://ergh.org/results.htm

Election results page with just a map that updates for those who don't want to deal with the image overload of all those news sites. Just the map. Which updates. Fun.

middleoftheday

You forgot the sarcasm tag.

themeaningoflifeisnot

I live in North Buffalo, and it was the same there. They said it's been steady all day and were suprised.

/Go Bills?

Absolutely... I'm totally proud of my fellow Americans for getting off their asses and hitting the polls!

Five minutes till the next batch of results. Just enough time to sneak out to the lobby for a refreshing beverage, folks.

FeedingThePony

I.


Don't.


Care.



Thanks for the online grammar check.

And how on earth could anybody vote for a farking Hitler like that CP whackjob?


If you ask me, Bush is more like Hitler.

Peroutka would keep government at its Constitutionally-defined limits, and he'd ditch the Patriot Act, which btw would make the USA into a police state.

I vote 2004 November 2nd.

THE FLAMEWAR TO END ALL FLAMEWARS!

/or maybe not, lets wait for the recount first... and the second recount... and the third recount... and the lawyers from both sides making statements that their side won... Election results from Diebold systems saying that Gus VanSmelt from Red Bank, N.J. won the popular vote... Gore conceding the election to Mr. VanSmelt... Reports coming in that Mr. VanSmelt isn't even a candidate... Gore sulks, realizes he isn't a candidate either and hides back in his Lockbox... Bush makes statements saying that Kerry supporters rigged the election in Ohio... Kerry makes statements saying Bush supporters rigged the election in Florida... Nader supporters confused on how they won Wake Island... Americans minds in shambles and screaming for relief... No results conclusive... See you again in three weeks to see the results of the Supreme Court Vote...

Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets.
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues
Tyrannophobia- Fear of tyrants.
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Paralipophobia- Fear of neglecting duty or responsibility.
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)
Nucleomituphobia- Fear of nuclear weapons.
Anthropophobia- Fear of people or society.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words.
Rectophobia- Fear of rectum or rectal diseases.

/courtesy of http://www.phobialist.com/

TulipsandRoses: indeed sad.

VERY sad considering the same lies are used in my former country by a "democratic" dictator on the other side of the political scale. Oh! the rhetoric... I should be a rhetorician and sell my self to the highest bidding administration.

we need boobies to tide us over... someone get us an updating boobies link stat!

With about 10% reporting, Florida is going to Bush in a landslide. Sh|t...

That won't stick around. It's going to end up being low single digits either way.

BlackPete

The same logic (if you can call it that) prevails at the state level too. Lots of politicians around here made a big deal about signing "No-Tax" pledges, promising not to increase or institute new taxes (sound familiar?). Yet at the same time, our schools are gasping for money, and our teachers and other state employees got the shaft with their health insurance. Where do they think the money for those things COMES from?

Did you all hear about Florida? They won't be able to count 60,000 absentee ballots until Thursday. Grab a shovel. We're going to the border and we're gonna dig a trench, and kick them towards Cuba.

2004-11-02 07:52:40 PM Weaver95 [TotalFark]
Agreed.
Most encouraging indeed.

I volunteered at my local polling station, when i got there at 5:30, there were already about 50 people there. mostly blue & white collars. By 9 we had a 2 hour wait. Local businesses were bringing sandwiches, drinks, etc for free to voters waiting. Wish we could get this much good will every election.

/Still no projections from the leathermidgetputer3000....

i'm pretty worried.

kerry can still pull this off...

If you ask me, Bush is more like Hitler.

Hitler was a socialist that demonized the rich to gain power.

Defending Bush for going to war in Iraq is no different than defending Hitler for genocide on the Jews.

/some Repubican troll will prove I'm wrong in 3..2..1..

I blame Kerry!



/Just gettin' warmed up.

BillCosby, are there results somewhere that make you think that? Right now it looks like Bush has the edge: http://election.sos.state.oh.us/results/SingleRaceSummary.aspx?race=PP

/hope I'm wrong.

So... you're saying there is an election today? - um... I'm going back to bed.

Tinfoil hats and Kerry's coming
We're finally on our own
This fall I hear the drummin'
Dubya's dead in Ohio
Dubya's dead in Ohio

/apologies to CSNY
//hope I'm right

FeedingThePony

Never heard of sarcasm?

/could really care less

Some mortgage company called me to try and sell me a mortgage on my house... I said, "Are you kidding me?! It's election night! Who in their right mind would be thinking, 'hey! I could use a new mortgage right now!'?"

He then asked if I got the chance to vote today to which I said, "Yeah man... I sure did... Have a good night."

Telemarketers are busy tonight... haha how stupid.

Bush's prepaid terrorist attack card must have run out.
Where da mayhem?

This is a reworking of something I wrote the other day.

These wheels of Democracy
Turn slowly yet inexorably
Now Election Day has come
With our votes cast our choosing's done
No matter what the ends result's
Think first this 'fore you send insults:
We've more in common with each other
Than we've not, we band of brothers
This ship of state's crewed by we humans
We the People: We Pluribus Unum

laworderstuff I cant find any comments by Climberdusk please tell me what he said as a moderator deleted it and it must be the coolest thing said on this thread. But since what I'm saying is not relevant it will be trashed.
Farewell.

local news in cleveland just reported that the initial absentee balots went 64/36 Kerry.

wegro froestu

vote for christopher farking reeves. or if he's not on the ballot vote kerry.

let's pull all liberal farkers together and get the vote out. greetings from florida, we've done our part.

We must be looking at different sites for election results, mine shows bush leading kerry slightly

Defending Bush for going to war in Iraq is no different than defending Hitler for genocide on the Jews.

I find that rather funny, since the entire U.S. Middle East involvement is based on defending the Jews from people that wish to finish the job. Israel was established by the U.N. after WWII.

TigerMWD-
Please let me out first. I'm sick of all the nutjobs and morans too.

Boobies & Prozac! Oh, the recurring electoral horror.

I'd like to raise my glass to every American that voted, no matter who for. The record turnout is awesome, and I hope that we can all be friends once this thing is over. Unlikely, but I can always hope.

So here's my olive branch: I voted for Kerry. But if Bush is elected, he will be my President. I will take the Kerry sticker off my car, and I will not utter snarky little "don't blame ME, I voted for Kerry" quips at Bush's slightest misstep over the next four years. I can't promise I'll agree with him or his supporters, but I won't be an ass when I disagree.

I'm tired of being angry.

I predict the winner of the election will follow the result of the Detroit Houston game on TNT.

Detroit - Kerry
Houston - Bush

Go Wallace

Wow, Virginia's still too close to call at 7:51 PM EST.

Good sign for Kerry.

Dunno, Dubya has a 16% plurality with a pretty even mix of precincts reporting in so far.

KERRY JUST OPENED A CAN!!!!