Personally, I think people who vote are a little fruity.

Hot cocoa sampler box in 2004!!!

I nominate:

(running on the "hittable-even-with-a-Jewish-schnozz, huge-smooches-for-all ticket...)

Adrien Brody!

(cabinet consists of Michael Keaton as Batman, Weebl, the Cheat, Jello Biafra, and Rasputin)

I agree with Michael Moore on this one: Oprah all the way!

A vote for me is a vote for oprah moments

Voted Libertarian almost a month ago. The lesser of the two evils is still evil. Don't forget it.

Come on farkers Get Dunst to the top of the fake prez poll. She is hotter than the Lima-Richards Ticket! And at least she has been in some good movies.

/Dunst for Prez and a clone of Dunst for VP

vote Buddy Christ!

Mr. Rollins \ Mr. Stewart


/this is a good thing

Emperor Norton I, of San Francisco. Only Emperor of the United States ever, who issued his own currency (which was accepted throughout the city of San Francisco).

Maddox.

a vote for me is a vote for me

Vote for Leo! This is what he is prob doing right now while I am at work :)

Pat LaMarche & David Cobb. Vote Green!

Kuno

Teddy and Tommy '04

Ask not what Dunst can do for you but what you can do for Dunst.
Top frickin Ben Stein anyway.

/toit

Re-elect Jefferson Davis!

Hunter S Thompson

Spider Jerusalem

I nominate Adam Sessler and running mate Mooooooorrrrrgan Webb. (First official act: Public execution of that weenie from Cheat.)

If I were American, I'd be a hero.

Republican all the way.

last check
kerry, and it felt good leading the way, nearing 500 votes
second: not bush/not cheney
third: jon stewart
fourth: official kerry/edwards nomination
fifth: bush/cheney official nomination

this just goes to show you it might not be as close as everyone is predicting. i just hope this turns out to be the case so basically jon stewart would have gotten more votes than bush had he run as well..lol j/k

Homer J. all the way

Some guy named Chad.

come on people think with your cacks not with your brain. The combined dunst ticket has only 58 total votes, lets make it to the top.

Professor Nutbutter

Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle T. Moose.

I second that!!

Bullwinkle: "Hey Rocky... watch me pull a budget outta my hat"
Rocky: "Again?"
B: "Nothing up my sleeve - PRESTO!"
[switch to nuclear fireball shot]
B: "OOOOOHHH... guess we don't know our own strength"
R: "Now here's someone we really hope you will vote for"
[cue silly Bush/Kerry ad]

My prediciton of todays election...

Vote Cooper in 2020!

goooo fr0let

STRONGBAD

Cthulu For Prez, why vote for the lesser of evils!

Ron Reagan

It's time for the first multi-party dynasty.

Vote for Vermin Supreme, the Friendly Fascist. He's no Anti-Dentite. His mandatory toothbrushing law will stem the tide of molar decay and restore decent dental hygeine and good dental health to America!

Decide to vote for Vermin, a Tyrant you can trust!! It's the last decision you will ever have to make.

EX-TER-MI-NATE the competition!

Daleks in 2004! Now with extra bling-bling power!

I seriously thought a turd sandwich would be voted much higher than it currently is

(Yes, this is his real picture)

Jenna Jameson for prez.....BJ's for all!!!

Johnny Socko - WHO?
2004-11-02 10:33:46 AM Just_Another_Girl - WHO?
Wesley Clarke - WHO?
Greg Graffin - WHO?
Bevets - WHO?
Dr. Gonzo - WHO?
Randy Johnson+Sexual Chocolate - WHO?
2004-11-02 10:36:29 AM buried_alive - WHO?
Kirsten Dunst - WHO?
Paul Martin - WHO?
2004-11-02 10:41:36 AM buried_alive - WHO?
WHEATON! - WHO?
Tracy Flick - WHO?
David Mamet - WHO?
2004-11-02 10:49:35 AM zymurgist - WHO?
Fnorgby - WHO?
2004-11-02 10:49:53 AM Lippsy_Canada - WHO?
2004-11-02 10:51:47 AM TotalHell - WHO?
2004-11-02 10:52:58 AM Rillion - WHO?
2004-11-02 11:04:08 AM justanotherfarkinfarker - WHO?
2004-11-02 11:05:04 AM Talib Kweli - WHO?
Adrianna Lima - WHO?
Method Man 4 Prez/ Redman 4 Vice... - WHO?
Randee of the Redwoods - WHO?
Peter Griffen for President! - WHO?
ALIZEE - WHO?
Henry Earl - WHO?
Lars Thorwald - WHO?
Jim Rome - WHO?
2004-11-02 12:28:29 PM HeartBurnKid - WHO?
Carlos Mencia - WHO?
2004-11-02 12:33:51 PM DJLobo - WHO?
Adrien Brody - WHO?
2004-11-02 01:30:46 PM PokesBadgersWithSpoons - WHO?

KAHN !

/ hey I voted and now my ass hurts, WTF?

mmmm...yeah.

mmmm. jenna jameson