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some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac
2004-11-02 11:47:01 AM
giftedrhonda

a) gets my vote
b) is my new favorite farkette
c) profits

/off to handle emergency feline infestation
 
Barnstormer
2004-11-02 11:47:09 AM
A supernatural oligarchy consisting of John Lennon, Jerry Garcia, Jimi Hendrix, and Aldous Huxley.
 
giftedrhonda
2004-11-02 11:49:16 AM
some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac - RAWR!

lemme know if you need help...

/wink
 
CrazyCurt
2004-11-02 11:53:28 AM
Michael Badnarik.

I vote Libertarian every election. I sure wish more people would join me.
 
Barnstormer
2004-11-02 11:54:11 AM
When you've had the best, why dick around with the rest?

Vote: William Jefferson Clinton
 
fish500
2004-11-02 11:55:16 AM

Han Shoots First!
 
beanphoner2
2004-11-02 11:56:45 AM
Peter Griffin !!!
 
kayoung08
2004-11-02 11:56:53 AM
nicole richie and paris hilton

that's hot.
 
dmbfan
2004-11-02 11:57:06 AM

Vote for the Jeebus
 
Seneca Doane
2004-11-02 11:57:42 AM
Well, since this is the real world, I'm voting for Kerry. If this was bizzaro world where you could actually vote for someone who you thought would make a good president, these are the three guys who would top my list:


1) Howard Dean
2) George Mitchell
3) Bill Bradley


As an honorable mention, I'd gladly and confidently vote for Olympia Snowe (yeah, even though she's a Republican).
 
alabasterblack
2004-11-02 11:57:54 AM
Kodos or Kang. It can't be any worse than Kerry or Bush.
 
Albert Frankenstein
2004-11-02 11:58:06 AM
Ahhhhhhnuld
 
blitzcon
2004-11-02 11:58:36 AM
 
Faethe
2004-11-02 11:58:54 AM
 
Geeker026
2004-11-02 11:58:56 AM
Love the Jack Burton idea, the Darth Vader Idea, and the AckBar Idea.


none of them could shake a stick at the Crimson King though
 
Rillion
2004-11-02 12:00:09 PM
Who's that, dmbfan?
 
notsofst
2004-11-02 12:00:25 PM
A vote for me is a vote for boobies.

BOOBIES FOR PRESIDENT!
 
cutlip98
2004-11-02 12:00:29 PM
Kerry, because he can't possibly do worse than the last douchebag
 
bring_a_towel
2004-11-02 12:00:32 PM
Pimp Sheep For Prez !!!



Word and Vote Y'all.
 
Lathe
2004-11-02 12:00:51 PM
Clint Eastwood/David Palmer '04
 
jamspoon
2004-11-02 12:02:06 PM
The Rest of the World.

(who don't have a vote, but will be affected by the outcome.)
 
JiggaWut
2004-11-02 12:02:32 PM

/Vote or die
 
skoggle
2004-11-02 12:03:49 PM
GUTTENBERG FOR PRESIDENT! VERSION 2.0 NOW WITH VOTING CAPABILITIES!!
 
Zylo
2004-11-02 12:04:49 PM
go go badnarik
 
frostbyt
2004-11-02 12:07:37 PM
I vote not to vote at all.

/Voting is for people who think they are counted.


Unf!
 
Rillion
2004-11-02 12:09:04 PM
Yeah, voting does often feel like saying "Excuse me! Could you please move?" to a dinosaur which has just sat on you.

All of the real ways of making yourself heard have conveniently been made illegal.
 
Prussian_Roulette
2004-11-02 12:11:04 PM


"Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!"
 
MashRinx
2004-11-02 12:11:05 PM


Kinda looks like Kerry, I think.
 
pistaugh
2004-11-02 12:12:39 PM
 
mathmatix
2004-11-02 12:13:50 PM
what about frank grimes, a great american worked hard everyday of his life until his untimely death mimicking homer simpson, so in that case maybe we should just vote for his son frank grimes jr.


/grimey great american:
 
Milt Spilk
2004-11-02 12:14:16 PM
You forgot Poland!
 
Color-shifting Hat
2004-11-02 12:15:58 PM


Everybody to the limit!
 
Lascar
2004-11-02 12:16:03 PM
2004-11-02 10:36:26 AM ThereAreFourLights

giftedrhonda?! What am I now, chopped liver?

/sniff

you can chop my liver anytime

..yeah
 
StrongShad
2004-11-02 12:16:56 PM
Vote Hurricane Ivan. Less destructive than the two leading candidates and endless entertainment terrorizing the deep south.
 
Canes98
2004-11-02 12:17:55 PM
Re-elect Gore in 04!
 
Fr0let
2004-11-02 12:18:07 PM
Prussian_Roulette
Great quote!
 
dramatools [TotalFark]
2004-11-02 12:22:35 PM
Drew would make a better President even with a three-day hangover.
 
snorkblaster
2004-11-02 12:23:15 PM
A vote for me is a vote for guns and dope!
 
alan holcome
2004-11-02 12:23:26 PM
I didn't see Lars Thorwald posted yet.
so.. I'mma say Lars F'ing Thorwald!
 
Testicool
2004-11-02 12:23:54 PM
Samuel L. Jackson, the original B.M.F
 
rufusbaby
2004-11-02 12:24:19 PM
Lets get some order in the world...
 
INeedAName
2004-11-02 12:25:31 PM
At first I would have said no one, cus it doesn't matter...but then I saw that picture of Arnold and could think of no one better than CARL WEATHERS!!!
 
TW
2004-11-02 12:25:56 PM
Jim Rome for President
I guess Chappelle can be VP
 
NutznGum
2004-11-02 12:26:01 PM
C'mon people, Less Filling! is up to 2 -1 on Taste Great! Get out there and Fark the vote!!!
 
Noexit
2004-11-02 12:26:48 PM
Noexit in 2008.
 
Trail Mix
2004-11-02 12:26:55 PM
now with 100% more voting goodness.
 
NutznGum
2004-11-02 12:27:02 PM
Apathy!
 
davidlachnicht
2004-11-02 12:30:33 PM

Carlos Mencia '04
'cause once in a while, your President should be able to say, "Come On, WTF?!?!"
 
shift_DAWG [TotalFark]
2004-11-02 12:30:38 PM
Rufus the Stunt Bum and Bling Bling.
 
tzankoff [TotalFark]
2004-11-02 12:30:55 PM
GWINNY!
/a vote for Gwinny is a vote for...well, uh...Gwinny!
//I'm tzankoff and I approve this farkette!
 
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