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UTJ Wolf		2004-11-02 11:14:05 AM

Rudolph Giuliani

BigMyke		2004-11-02 11:15:07 AM

Method Man 4 Prez/ Redman 4 Vice...

Hell yeah!

Girldrowning		2004-11-02 11:15:56 AM

Woot! Did I see the Moz on there?

Farker Lewis		2004-11-02 11:17:52 AM

Multiple votes for me are multiple votes for multiple orgasms.

manic		2004-11-02 11:18:57 AM

Tony Blair

Stupid Floppy Clownshoes		2004-11-02 11:19:02 AM

Randee of the Redwoods

/old

glock36		2004-11-02 11:19:02 AM

vote for me I need a job,couldn't do any worse.

frinkster		2004-11-02 11:19:53 AM

voted for rampant lesbianism...

and john kerry.

don't like him, but he's the not-bush that can actually win.

wildestdreams3214		2004-11-02 11:19:55 AM

Peter Griffen for President!

MilkIt		2004-11-02 11:20:30 AM

ALIZEE

b-raided		2004-11-02 11:20:54 AM

I like the Dave Chappelle/Charlie Murhpy ticket!!!!

battl_web17		2004-11-02 11:21:12 AM

/A vote for me is a vote for all that are new to photoshop!

MacBoo		2004-11-02 11:21:15 AM

thedorksdork		2004-11-02 11:23:12 AM

socialist walt brown got my vote, and should get yours as well.

d_money		2004-11-02 11:23:18 AM

dedknight		2004-11-02 11:23:44 AM

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!

THX 1138		2004-11-02 11:23:48 AM

Jello Biafra for Prez
Noam Chomsky for VP.

kungfro		2004-11-02 11:24:09 AM

Good damn thing someone had Batman. But I'm only voting for Michael Keaton Batman. The other ones can blow themselves. Or each other.

MilkIt		2004-11-02 11:24:27 AM

ALIZEE

Dammit...

Professor_Nutbutter		2004-11-02 11:24:58 AM

Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle T. Moose.

FeFiFoFark		2004-11-02 11:28:27 AM

Drunken, scurvy, Russian Chick for Prez

Smeggy Smurf		2004-11-02 11:28:50 AM

Whatever you do, do NOT vote for Nerf Hofflemeyer! He's the pro-rape candidate Cameron Diaz was talking about

http://www.nerfhoffelmeyer.com/

He's scarier than walking in on Rosie O'Fatass doing Michael Moore with a 12 inch strap on

kitten uk		2004-11-02 11:28:54 AM

Cool, I get to submit a candidate and vote in an American election.

My nomination is for more beer to follow on from the earlier suggestion of boobies and beer -- anyone need a refill?

I voted for whiskeyinthejar's Comical Ali entry.

Please don't vote on Tony Blair entries, it only encourages him.

evilroadie		2004-11-02 11:29:11 AM

JELLO BIAFRA!

or Jennifer Connelly

PowerSlacker		2004-11-02 11:29:11 AM

Henry Earl.

morrisonsl		2004-11-02 11:29:33 AM

"It makes no difference which one of us you vote for, either way your plant is doomed! DOOOMED, DOOOOOOOMED!"

"Well... a refreshingly honest answer from the senator there."

/the other Kang-Kodos references were already taken

Beanbot		2004-11-02 11:30:21 AM

And now, to protect the rights and lives of decent citizens, rides The Green Hornet!

cartfanatic39		2004-11-02 11:30:55 AM

Bush all the way. Kerry is a faggot and his wife is a stupid naturalized biatch!!

AMERICANS ONLY IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!

alonzinator		2004-11-02 11:31:37 AM

kasarul		2004-11-02 11:32:00 AM

"You just listen to the ol' Pork
Chop Express an' take his advice on
a dark and stormy night when some
wild-eyed eight-foot tall maniac grabs
your neck an' taps the back of your
favorite head up against a barroom wall.
An' he looks you crooked in the eye
an' he asks if you've paid your dues.
You look rihgt back at that big
sucker an' remember what Jack Burton
always says at times like that. "Have
you paid your dues, Jack" "Yes sir,
the checks in the mail."

munkyv22		2004-11-02 11:32:05 AM

A vote for Darwin is a vote for reason and the abolishment of outdated and foolish religious dogma dominating policy.

evlisevlis		2004-11-02 11:32:12 AM

Can't believe nobody's mentioned him yet...ALAN KEYES for prez!

(also can't believe that not a single person has voted bush on this thing yet...)

alonzinator		2004-11-02 11:33:10 AM

Bippal		2004-11-02 11:34:14 AM

Oh I'm voting Buch, who can ever turn down bush?

skoggle		2004-11-02 11:35:59 AM

GUTTENBERG FOR PRESIDENT!!!

culov		2004-11-02 11:36:10 AM

Ken Griffey Jr.

graphicrockstar		2004-11-02 11:36:13 AM

john mcain

oh wait, he wouldn't run

ok then john kerry

squeevey		2004-11-02 11:37:27 AM

VOTE FOR ASH in '04

This is from something awful. I'll enable voting because, hey, He is "The SMart Choice"

maddhax0r		2004-11-02 11:37:51 AM

B Arthur, Silent Bob, and Jay Leno all better candidates.

And for the record its better to vote for "NO BUSH" ,wink wink, than Bush.

But then again we all have our fetish.

sippy		2004-11-02 11:37:59 AM

vote Libertarian :)

saintstryfe		2004-11-02 11:38:21 AM

YOu voted for him to face Triple H at Taboo Tuesday. he did so with a giant knee injury. He is the man to lead America, with compassion, and with THE BAND... He is the HEartbreak Kid, SHAWN MICHAELS, next president of the United STates of America!

neojonathan		2004-11-02 11:38:31 AM

Vote to have a HAL 9000 computer installed in the oval office, in case of any unfortunate human error.

FeFiFoFark		2004-11-02 11:38:38 AM

how about the "running retard" from that poster?!

killerbee		2004-11-02 11:38:56 AM

George W. Bush

squeevey		2004-11-02 11:39:40 AM

Here is the link because it got tossed.
VOTE FOR ASH '04

Tizzle McMizzle		2004-11-02 11:39:53 AM

BRING BACK BILL CLINTON!

/Good ol' days

archangelwar		2004-11-02 11:40:31 AM

Cobra Commander

uberlame		2004-11-02 11:41:34 AM

shrinkydink		2004-11-02 11:42:42 AM

I am going with the dumbass: AMERICANS ONLY!

VOTE DanceswithQuimby

shackleford		2004-11-02 11:44:32 AM

Vote Quimby.

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