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2004-11-02 10:45:33 AM  
My vote is for Martian Sheen. Someone said recently that the "West Wing" is like porn for liberals. And us liberals like our porn.
2004-11-02 10:45:34 AM  
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Cobra Commander

2004-11-02 10:45:47 AM  
I nominate Randy Quaid. He'll empty the shiatter!

forgot to enable voting.
2004-11-02 10:46:16 AM  
"A vote for Kerry is a vote to die in your bed at the hands of Dick Cheney." But really, how is a vote for Kerry a vote for al Qaeda? A vote for Bush gives the fundamentalist, armageddon-anticipating, muslim jihadists a fundamentalist, armageddon-anticipating, christian crusader opponent that dovetails perfectly with their black-and-white worldview. Which in turn dovetails perfectly with Bush's black-and-white worldview. Self-fulfilling infinity vortex.
2004-11-02 10:46:16 AM  
steven hawking
2004-11-02 10:46:17 AM  

"Randy Johnson+Sexual Chocolate
/the children are our future."

It's Randy WATSON & Sexual Chocolate.

/a vote for me is a vote for knowing your 80s movies
2004-11-02 10:46:17 AM  
I'm pretty sure Jon Stewart is got it locked
2004-11-02 10:46:19 AM  
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2004-11-02 10:46:29 AM  
Jesse Ventura.

with running partner, the Governator.

Senator Predator unavailable for comment.

(I actually voted Badnarik, due to lack of Jesse Goodness on ballot)

2004-11-02 10:46:32 AM  
2004-11-02 10:46:34 AM  
Vote here to vote for Cobra Commander!
2004-11-02 10:46:40 AM  
John Anderson

/registered National Unity Party member.
2004-11-02 10:46:52 AM  
Dr. Condoleezza Rice
2004-11-02 10:47:19 AM  
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2004-11-02 10:47:23 AM  
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Tracy Flick!!!
2004-11-02 10:47:30 AM  
Nebben: Cobra Commander for President!
2004-11-02 10:47:31 AM  
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2004-11-02 10:47:37 AM  
I voted for everyone above Argh Dammit. Nothing against him, it's just my clicky finger got tired and I just hate clowns.
2004-11-02 10:47:50 AM  
Vote for my mistake for not previously enabling voting in my post.

That's right. Click here to vote for a mistake for president.

/like that's never happened
2004-11-02 10:48:08 AM  
Interesting things so far about this thread:
1. Bevets and Hitler appear next to each other chronogically wise.
2. None of the above is posted three times so far.
3. RandomInsultGenerator appears to be trolling for more than just Sea Bass
4. This is going to go to (A whole lot) faster than anything before.
2004-11-02 10:48:09 AM  
Randy WATSON + Sexual Chocolate!
Good Lord am I tired....Time to go vote for real....
2004-11-02 10:48:18 AM  
Sherman Helmsley!

/Movin' on up
2004-11-02 10:48:39 AM  
Tastes Great!
2004-11-02 10:48:51 AM  
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2004-11-02 10:48:58 AM  
David Mamet
2004-11-02 10:49:02 AM  
Pick Flick!
2004-11-02 10:49:15 AM  
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2004-11-02 10:49:33 AM  

Trey is to Phish as Yoko was to the Beatles.
Fark him. Let him play with DMB all he wants that asshat.

Yep. Fark Trey.
2004-11-02 10:49:35 AM  
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2004-11-02 10:49:43 AM  
2004-11-02 10:49:49 AM  
Less Filling!
2004-11-02 10:49:53 AM  
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2004-11-02 10:50:31 AM  
Rush Limbaugh
2004-11-02 10:51:02 AM  
Cowboy Bebop.
2004-11-02 10:51:07 AM  
Who here thinks we should vote for Walken? Not only is he creepy (scares terrorist) but he's a snazzy dancer!
2004-11-02 10:51:10 AM  
John Stossel for President
2004-11-02 10:51:11 AM  
Cobra Commander for the win!
2004-11-02 10:51:14 AM  
2004-11-02 10:51:18 AM  
2004-11-02 10:51:20 AM  
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2004-11-02 10:51:24 AM  
2004-11-02 10:51:45 AM  
A vote for me is a vote for backwards cliches...

Vote Partasti 2004
2004-11-02 10:51:47 AM  
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Prez and Vice-Prez

/in honor of James K. Polk
2004-11-02 10:52:04 AM  
John Stewart
Hillary Clinton
Tommy Chong
2004-11-02 10:52:17 AM  
Drew Curtis of course.

2004-11-02 10:52:45 AM  
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2004-11-02 10:52:58 AM  
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2004-11-02 10:53:16 AM  
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Hello, friends. Donald O'Connor.

Gosh, what a fun election year it's been. Why, just yesterday it seems that Howard Dean's nomination was imploding from the news that he ate a live, human baby onstage in Iowa, and Bush was starting to plan to put together a post-war strategy in Iraq. Now Kerry's the Democratic nominee, and Bush is starting to plan to put together some suggestions for cobbling together a post-war strategy in Iraq.

You may be asking yourself, "Gosh Donald, why do I have to vote for these guys? Isn't there someone else I can vote for?"

I'll admit it is a bit head-scratching!

Like millions of Americans, you are torn by the choice presented. But unlike perhaps hundreds or dozens of Americans, you are not willing to throw your vote away on Ralph Nader or John or Michael Bandanadanarik (I forget which). What choice do you have?


I have a three point plan for making America better:

1. Increase federal fnding for song and dance musicals. No one feels better than when they are watching great talents like Danny Kaye, Fred staire or li'l ole me in a lavish MGM musical replete with romance and period dress. Heck, I don't know a single American who, when asked about the burdgeoning cost of health care, doesn't allude in some way or another to Buzby Berkely numbers. I plan to make their wishes come true.

2. An era of Good Feeling. Don't you wish we could all sit back and laugh and have a highball at the Brown Derby? Of course we do. This is a dream shared from the loftiest CEo to the lowliest steel worker: highballs and celebrity restaurants. If I'm elected, I'll do everything I can to make sure the good feelings we had in the 50s ome back in full vigor. Tennis, anyone?

3. Permanent enslavement of mongrel races and a return to the occult. If I am elected, I also will do everything I can to impose a permanent caste system, enslave every Mexican, black, or wily Philippino in our great country, and establish a system of indentured servitude unrivaled by any in history. I mean, gee whiz, isn't there anything we can't accomplish when we work together to lift ourselves on the backs of the oppressed? You bet there isn't! And won't we all be better when we can gather together on Sunday mornings in loal community centers and churches, and with one mind deify and worship all that is unholy and dark? After all, like my friend Johnny Mercer sang, that old black magic is what we need now! That, and an unyielding fealty to the dark master Satan.

So please, friends, VOTE FOR ME, DONALD O'CONNOR.
2004-11-02 10:53:45 AM  
A widdle fwuffy kitten!

In a basket!

With ribbons!!!
2004-11-02 10:53:55 AM  
Kerry, without a moment's hesitation. I want Bush out of office more than I want pretty much anything right now.
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