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(USA Today)   Men more comfortable when female bosses touch them.   ( divider line
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5631 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Feb 2002 at 10:24 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-19 10:25:59 AM  
yup, i'll take some touching over the 1% raise this year.
2002-02-19 10:26:58 AM  
No Kidding!
2002-02-19 10:29:18 AM  
Soooo hot. Want to touch the heinie.
2002-02-19 10:30:08 AM  
well DUH!
2002-02-19 10:30:29 AM  
Lower...lower...yeah, that's the spot....
2002-02-19 10:31:02 AM  
warm fuzzies?
2002-02-19 10:31:43 AM  
2002-02-19 10:36:44 AM  
Yeah, it's called a double standard; female teacher has sex with underage boys and gets aquitted yet if it was a male teacher he'd be labelled a pedophile and jailed for life. We can have a Black Miss America pageant but what would they say if there was a White Miss America pageant? Female supervisors can touch you anywhere but a male supervisor is accused of sexual harassment. Blah, blah, blah.
2002-02-19 10:38:48 AM  

This just illustrates the double standards found in our society, which caters to the women. Men can be sued for sexual harrasment over a simple look or friendly pat on the shoulder, but females can apparently put arms around waists, give hugs, etc. and nothing is wrong. If a guy even tried to sue for sexual harassment, the case would be turned around and the guy himself would be accused of the harassment.

2002-02-19 10:40:34 AM  

No, not really. :)

Oh, and in case anyone takes me seriously, I was not really serious. Honestly, if a female supervisor wanted to touch me, cool.

Just so long as it's not my boss' wife that wants to do that. *shudders at the memory*
2002-02-19 10:40:42 AM  
Damn they have female bosses in the US? I didn't think they were allowed to give orders.
2002-02-19 10:40:50 AM  
If my boss touched me I would DEFINITELY sue for harassment. I have been wanting an opportunity to hurt that insufferable witchwhore for ages. Best case scenario is she dies of a brain tumour while watching everything she has worked for in life be stripped away from her - but I'll take an embarassing lawsuit if that's what is being offered.
2002-02-19 10:42:03 AM  
I'll stand out against this, my boss has a fetish of touching my head after I cut my hair... Heebee geebee's, and nothing has been done about it.... But if I did that to her, or any other female, my arse is grass...
2002-02-19 10:42:21 AM  
Not my boss. Really. She's a self-important jumped-up tinpot ginger dwarf dictator with a Napoleon complex and thinks she's funny.

I challenge anyone to not rather stick pins in their first-born's eyes than be touched by her.
2002-02-19 10:42:52 AM  
Meshman and Blackvampyr: You guys said it all.

*Move along, nothing to see here*
2002-02-19 10:43:41 AM  
Goatman - do you work down the hall from me?
2002-02-19 10:43:58 AM  
...however, the conference broke up quickly after the boss removed my penis from my pants and proceeded to rub it on her breasts...
2002-02-19 10:44:32 AM  
2002-02-19 10:44:50 AM  
I slept my way up the corporate ladder with my charming good looks and strong gums.
2002-02-19 10:46:24 AM  
hurrah for female bosses, hurrah for double standards! who gives a crock if I can't touch my subordinates, as long as my female boss touches me =)
2002-02-19 10:49:42 AM  
I just put a request in to have a female replace my male boss, I don't feel very comfy when he touches me at all!
2002-02-19 10:50:03 AM  
Tigger: I'm just one of the voices in your head, I'm afraid.
2002-02-19 10:52:18 AM  
I'd be more comfortable with a daily hummer from a hot female boss. But maybe it's just me.
2002-02-19 10:58:35 AM  
Tigger, I'm one of the other voices in your head, I'm afraid
2002-02-19 10:58:54 AM  
you betcha!
2002-02-19 11:00:18 AM  
only females under me....damn, that didn't come out right
2002-02-19 11:05:21 AM  
yeah, you can currently put me in the "no thanks" category.
2002-02-19 11:34:29 AM  
I don't mind one hand on my shoulder - it's two that I worry about.

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2002-02-19 11:35:11 AM  
2002-02-19 11:44:41 AM  
Yeah, double standard blah blah so hard to be a white man blah blah.
2002-02-19 11:45:32 AM  
2002-02-19 11:51:22 AM  
Meshman don't forget about the United Negro College Fund. If you even TRY and start a United White College Fund, Al "Fat assed" Sharpton or Jessie "Racist" Jackson would cry louder than a bus load of tards turned away from Disneyland.
2002-02-19 11:58:09 AM  
"cry louder than a bus load of tards turned away from Disneyland."

LOL!! Thanks, I needed that today. :)
2002-02-19 11:59:00 AM  
Oh, yeah, there's a good jerk off fantasy--the hot female boss touching me, then maybe forcing me into sexual acts to keep my job. Woohoo!
2002-02-19 12:03:51 PM  
Too Funny Vegasj!!!
2002-02-19 12:04:47 PM  

ahhhhhh!! I can't remember that movie with Demi Moore... " I'm going to blow you." ..."No, No, I can't".... WTF !?!?! lol

Mesh... you're welcome.

2002-02-19 12:13:40 PM  
I had a female boss once.
She was a witch too pretty much but she left me alone.
I think it was because what I listened to at work on my boombox.
I also worked my ass off for her which didn't hurt.
But when I gave her my 2 week notice to quit she fired me 2 days later.
So before I left that morning I grabbed all the faxed in orders from customers(about 30) behind her back.
I heard she got fired about 2 weeks later.
Touche' you douchebag !
2002-02-19 12:15:27 PM  
How can there be female bosses? There is supposed to be a glass ceiling that prevents women from having roles that give them power over men. Guess those farkin' feminists were lying. Typical. Next thing you know, they will make up a story saying that more women are beaten on Super Bowl Sunday than any other day of the year.
2002-02-19 12:25:00 PM  

2002-02-19 12:29:33 PM  
errr "spacker"?
2002-02-19 12:33:59 PM  
Well said FuzzyMonkey. I feel so put upon every day of my life as a white male. There is just so much suffering, degradation, humiliation, and blatant discrimination that anyone can take. Waaaaaaa!

"If a *white* guy said that...WAAAAAAAAAA!"

"If there were a White blah blah blah, WAAAAAAAAAA!"

shiat the fark up already, farking crybabies!
2002-02-19 12:35:06 PM  
Vegasj: Someone who suffers from Spasticity. A Spastic. "Spacker" is a verbal adjustment of this.
2002-02-19 12:36:45 PM  
I touch myself, I want you to know
2002-02-19 12:43:39 PM  
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I want to be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me
Creature of the night.
2002-02-19 12:50:39 PM  
"female teacher has sex with underage boys and gets aquitted yet if it was a male teacher he'd be labelled a pedophile and jailed for life"

You're right. If Mary Kay LeTourneau had slept with a student she wouldn't be doing eight years in jail, and you could never find "Barely Legal" and "Tight" on the newsstands next to Penthouse.

Oh...wait...I forgot, you're on Earth Prime. On the regular Earth things are different.

Why is it you only hear this kind of crybaby whining from guys who are pissed that they can't fark girls half their age?
2002-02-19 12:59:27 PM  
Why would we need a white college fund? And we already have a white beauty pageant:
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2002-02-19 12:59:51 PM  
I don't mind it when my female boss grabs my schlong,I would be happier if she was younger than 61 year old.
2002-02-19 01:09:07 PM  
It's Disclosure, with Demi and Michael Douglas. As part of the sexual harassment training where I work, we watched clips of that and "9 to 5" (Dolly Parton, Dabney Coleman?) as examples of what NOT to do.
2002-02-19 01:15:18 PM  
I never had a female boss, unless you count my wife. She's always telling mew what to do, where to go etc. etc. etc.
God I'm glad I don't have a female boss, unless she gave daily hummers.
2002-02-19 01:30:41 PM  
I guess it would depend on if it were the, "bad touch" or not.
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