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2002-02-19 09:03:49 AM
 
2002-02-19 09:04:54 AM
"Man! I knew this 'faking a heart attack' thing would work. CPR this baby!"
 
2002-02-19 09:06:52 AM
"Dammit, Camilla! I told you I'm gay! Get over it!"
 
2002-02-19 09:06:56 AM
"This is to make up for trying to have your kneecaps broken."
 
2002-02-19 09:06:57 AM
Desperate female skater attempts to enliven routine with "inflatable male love-doll" gimmick
 
2002-02-19 09:07:16 AM
WakachikaWakachikaWakachikaWakachikaWakachikaWakachikaWakachika
 
2002-02-19 09:07:53 AM
"Pfffft! Canada! Who cares?? Can they do THIS?"
 
2002-02-19 09:08:57 AM
"Ooops, I thought you were Matt Lauer!"
 
2002-02-19 09:09:31 AM
"I dunno...are you SURE this is what the judges meant by in-line skating?"
 
2002-02-19 09:09:55 AM
"Mmmm...spearamint!"
 
2002-02-19 09:10:08 AM
"Move that hand a little lower... WOOO BABY!"
 
2002-02-19 09:10:09 AM
"shiat! Ow! ow! take out your farkin' retainer!"
 
2002-02-19 09:10:42 AM
"Victor, I KNOW you aren't dead...stop playing around and get up! We have to finish our routine!"
 
2002-02-19 09:10:45 AM
I know he's got sex organs down there somewhere....
 
2002-02-19 09:11:07 AM
Duffman can't breathe! Oh no!
 
2002-02-19 09:13:07 AM
Marsha tries out for a role in 'Baywatch, Alaska'.
 
2002-02-19 09:13:11 AM
*whispering* "You're farking dead, Victor. You farked us for the last time. Now stand up, smile, and enjoy your last day on earth, you clumsy bastard..."
 
2002-02-19 09:13:12 AM
"Just pretend he's a man...Just pretend he's a man..."
 
2002-02-19 09:15:20 AM
The Canadian couple introduces a new routine they call the 'horizontal waltz'.
 
2002-02-19 09:17:11 AM
"Did the Russians get to you too?"
 
2002-02-19 09:19:01 AM
"If the Americans give so much attention over a silly judging scandal think of what the introduction of hardcore pornography to figure-skating will do."
 
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2002-02-19 09:19:42 AM
STICK IT IN!
 
2002-02-19 09:21:28 AM
"Can you switch your head and your hand?"
 
2002-02-19 09:33:52 AM
"Just lie very still. Maybe the French judge will go away..."
 
2002-02-19 09:37:13 AM
Parabolic microphones were able to pick up the whispers: "Doesn't feel good to get kicked in the nuts by a skate, does it? Well then stop staring at other women!"
 
2002-02-19 09:40:36 AM
Tonya Harding and Leonardo DiCaprio in...
Romeo and Juliet On Ice
This film has not yet been rated
 
2002-02-19 09:57:25 AM
"Toe pick..."
 
2002-02-19 09:57:51 AM
Oh Victor!

Despite the night of pleasure that we spent together so long ago, you have to stop torturing yourself like this. You have to move on, to find someone else. I mean, don't get me wrong, I do love you, I'm just not IN love with you. Forget about me, move on, and be happy. It's the least I can wish for you. I know you'll make someone a wonderful husband, and I hope you find that person easily; it just can't be me.

>

MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS DAMNIT!
 
2002-02-19 09:58:11 AM
Adding an interesting twist to their skating routine, the Canadians do a triple sow cow and then preform psychic surgery to remove Claude's stomach tumor.
 
2002-02-19 10:04:42 AM
"Was it good for you?"
 
2002-02-19 10:30:11 AM
Tragically, the "Princess Fiona and the Frog on Skates" routine has been performed for the last time.
 
2002-02-19 10:31:13 AM
This isn't quite what I meant when I said "Blow me"
 
2002-02-19 10:31:17 AM
Get your tongue out of my mouth! I'm kissing you goodbye.
 
2002-02-19 10:32:39 AM
Damnit! Why are these cumberbund thingies so hard to undo one handed?
 
2002-02-19 10:34:41 AM
Marilyn Chambers's debut on the US skating team was certainly a memorable one, concurred the judges.
 
2002-02-19 10:35:46 AM
"Men more comfortable when female bosses touch them."
 
2002-02-19 10:36:17 AM
Don't worry about the heart attack, I have a deal with the judges.
 
2002-02-19 10:48:17 AM


"Are you SURE this will impress the French judge?"
 
2002-02-19 10:49:30 AM
"T-T-T-Touch me... I wanna be dirty."

ARGH... voting didn't appear :)
 
2002-02-19 10:53:17 AM
"Live! Live! You've never given up on anything in your life!"

for the MST fan in you.
 
2002-02-19 11:00:10 AM
Oh dammit, that evil fairy said it would be a handsome PRINCE who would kiss me and wake me up...
 
2002-02-19 11:04:47 AM
Tonya Harding's return to skating probably would have gone better if she had chosen someone other than Al Gore as her partner.
 
2002-02-19 11:10:17 AM
"Why did that ice cobra have to bite you on the mouth...WHY!?!"
 
2002-02-19 11:22:07 AM
"Holy crap my hair is stuck to the ice"
 
2002-02-19 11:30:44 AM
Don't worry baby, it was fixed anyway
 
2002-02-19 12:10:15 PM
for W_D_Badger and other MST3K fans:

SLEEP!
 
2002-02-19 12:17:46 PM
Olympic figure skaters engage in the difficult "Snowball" routine for bonus points.
 
2002-02-19 12:22:17 PM
Oh my god! Ewwww! Grosss!!! A heterosexual girl is kissing me!!! Eww! Ewwww! Ewww! Hetero cooties! I'm gonna get AIDS!!!

-he who stacks pork
 
2002-02-19 12:37:40 PM
I....I....dont know what it is...but; when I kiss you its like....Im kissing my brother.
 
2002-02-19 12:38:27 PM
I knew this gay-arse figure skating would pay off one day... SCORE!!!

PaganDave
 
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