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8076 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Feb 2002 at 9:02 AM (13 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2002-02-19 09:03:49 AM  
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2002-02-19 09:04:54 AM  
"Man! I knew this 'faking a heart attack' thing would work. CPR this baby!"
 
2002-02-19 09:04:58 AM  
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2002-02-19 09:05:51 AM  
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2002-02-19 09:06:09 AM  
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2002-02-19 09:06:56 AM  
"This is to make up for trying to have your kneecaps broken."
 
2002-02-19 09:06:57 AM  
Desperate female skater attempts to enliven routine with "inflatable male love-doll" gimmick
 
2002-02-19 09:06:58 AM  
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2002-02-19 09:07:16 AM  
WakachikaWakachikaWakachikaWakachikaWakachikaWakachikaWakachika
 
2002-02-19 09:07:33 AM  
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2002-02-19 09:07:53 AM  
"Pfffft! Canada! Who cares?? Can they do THIS?"
 
2002-02-19 09:08:16 AM  
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2002-02-19 09:08:57 AM  
"Ooops, I thought you were Matt Lauer!"
 
2002-02-19 09:09:31 AM  
"I dunno...are you SURE this is what the judges meant by in-line skating?"
 
2002-02-19 09:09:55 AM  
"Mmmm...spearamint!"
 
2002-02-19 09:10:08 AM  
"Move that hand a little lower... WOOO BABY!"
 
2002-02-19 09:10:09 AM  
"shiat! Ow! ow! take out your farkin' retainer!"
 
2002-02-19 09:10:42 AM  
"Victor, I KNOW you aren't dead...stop playing around and get up! We have to finish our routine!"
 
2002-02-19 09:10:45 AM  
I know he's got sex organs down there somewhere....
 
2002-02-19 09:11:07 AM  
Duffman can't breathe! Oh no!
 
2002-02-19 09:11:25 AM  
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2002-02-19 09:13:07 AM  
Marsha tries out for a role in 'Baywatch, Alaska'.
 
2002-02-19 09:13:11 AM  
*whispering* "You're farking dead, Victor. You farked us for the last time. Now stand up, smile, and enjoy your last day on earth, you clumsy bastard..."
 
2002-02-19 09:13:12 AM  
"Just pretend he's a man...Just pretend he's a man..."
 
2002-02-19 09:15:20 AM  
The Canadian couple introduces a new routine they call the 'horizontal waltz'.
 
2002-02-19 09:15:23 AM  
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2002-02-19 09:15:50 AM  
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2002-02-19 09:17:11 AM  
"Did the Russians get to you too?"
 
2002-02-19 09:19:01 AM  
"If the Americans give so much attention over a silly judging scandal think of what the introduction of hardcore pornography to figure-skating will do."
 
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2002-02-19 09:19:42 AM  
STICK IT IN!
 
2002-02-19 09:20:54 AM  
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2002-02-19 09:21:28 AM  
"Can you switch your head and your hand?"
 
2002-02-19 09:33:52 AM  
"Just lie very still. Maybe the French judge will go away..."
 
2002-02-19 09:36:14 AM  
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2002-02-19 09:37:13 AM  
Parabolic microphones were able to pick up the whispers: "Doesn't feel good to get kicked in the nuts by a skate, does it? Well then stop staring at other women!"
 
2002-02-19 09:37:26 AM  
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2002-02-19 09:40:36 AM  
Tonya Harding and Leonardo DiCaprio in...
Romeo and Juliet On Ice
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2002-02-19 09:43:20 AM  
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2002-02-19 09:57:25 AM  
"Toe pick..."
 
2002-02-19 09:57:51 AM  
Oh Victor!

Despite the night of pleasure that we spent together so long ago, you have to stop torturing yourself like this. You have to move on, to find someone else. I mean, don't get me wrong, I do love you, I'm just not IN love with you. Forget about me, move on, and be happy. It's the least I can wish for you. I know you'll make someone a wonderful husband, and I hope you find that person easily; it just can't be me.

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MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS DAMNIT!
 
2002-02-19 09:58:11 AM  
Adding an interesting twist to their skating routine, the Canadians do a triple sow cow and then preform psychic surgery to remove Claude's stomach tumor.
 
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2002-02-19 10:04:42 AM  
"Was it good for you?"
 
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