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(SacBee)   Topless 12-year-olds, thonged bartenders, no adults allowed -- what else could you ask for in a Bulgarian "children's disco"?   (standartnews.com) divider line 177
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2004-11-01 02:12:06 PM  

"The total lack of control might lead to one more tragedy like the one in Indigo disco club some years ago, indignant parents say."

Tragedy at the Indigo Disco? Tell me more...

 
2004-11-01 02:13:46 PM  
 
2004-11-01 02:22:55 PM  
What Else Could You Ask For in a Bulgarian "Children's Disco"?

I don't know, what will $8 and a candy bar get you over there?

/I keed, I keed
 
2004-11-01 02:25:56 PM  
pics?
 
2004-11-01 02:26:57 PM  
I always thought that sort of stupid behavior was caused by excessive amounts of alchohol. Does this mean that drunkards act like twelve year olds?
 
2004-11-01 02:28:06 PM  
Damn, fiver5. I was hoping no one would hit that low.


Congratulations.
 
2004-11-01 02:29:16 PM  
"Amor disco club is owned by the scandalous hair stylist Dim Dukov" ????


WTF?
 
2004-11-01 02:29:51 PM  
GIS for Topless 12-year-olds?
 
2004-11-01 02:31:02 PM  
Does that mean that he is scandalous or his hairstyles are? Or both?
 
2004-11-01 02:31:34 PM  
scandalous hair stylist

Well, that's new. Props for originality.
 
2004-11-01 02:35:34 PM  
Wow. I was sooooo uncool at 12.

antjaw25:
GIS for Topless 12-year-olds?

That makes me wonder. If you GIS for something and it's an illegal image, is Google at all responsible for not filtering their search results better? I mean, I don't think they should be, since they're not hosting the content, but given recent trends I would not be surprised.
 
2004-11-01 02:36:49 PM  
For some reason, this is the first thing that came to mind when I read "Amor disco club is owned by the scandalous hair stylist Dim Dukov"

 
2004-11-01 02:37:33 PM  
I dunno.. But thats why I DIDNT do it.. hence the question mark.. plus I am at work and the cops showing up here would be very embarasing.
 
2004-11-01 02:41:52 PM  
From mikemir's link:

"Most of the victims died in hospital"

Wow, nice hospital.
 
2004-11-01 02:42:13 PM  
Owner wanted for comment:

 
2004-11-01 02:52:51 PM  
 
2004-11-01 02:56:58 PM  
I bit the bullet:

Your search - topless 12 year olds - did not match any documents.

There we have it. Either no one puts pictures of topless 12 year olds in their searchable content, or Google filters it out even if SafeSearch is off.

/I swear, it was for a thread, officer.
 
2004-11-01 03:45:39 PM  
More cowbell of course.
 
2004-11-01 04:26:51 PM  
Again I must ask, why wasn't there stuff like this when I was growing up.

No internet porn. No hot 23 year old teachers looking to educate me in the ways of the world. No topless 12 year olds.

Jeez, look at all the stuff my kids have to look forward to.
 
2004-11-01 04:52:38 PM  
If you don't want this to happen, pay a boatload of extra money to get food that isn't injected with growth hormones. Then your 12 year olds won't be going nuts. Otherwise, deal with the fact that your kids want to get naked with other kids. Would I let my kid do it? Nope. Does it bother me at all that this goes on? Nope.
 
2004-11-01 08:20:02 PM  
This thread is useless withoutuh, wait.
 
2004-11-01 08:21:31 PM  
This thread is worthless without pics.

/ducks
 
2004-11-01 08:21:49 PM  
/Buys ticket to Bulgaria...

//buys 2nd ticket to Hell...
 
2004-11-01 08:22:04 PM  
MisterSpim: That is why I love Fark. Someone will eventually do the dirty work for you. ;)

/y'know,enquiring minds,and all.
 
2004-11-01 08:22:04 PM  
KungFuJesus

That is exactly what I thought of when I read the headline.

But...is this real? It can't possibley be

If so, it needs the Assinine tag...
 
2004-11-01 08:22:06 PM  
2004-11-01 04:52:38 PM the_geek

If you don't want this to happen, pay a boatload of extra money to get food that isn't injected with growth hormones. Then your 12 year olds won't be going nuts. Otherwise, deal with the fact that your kids want to get naked with other kids. Would I let my kid do it? Nope. Does it bother me at all that this goes on? Nope.


Yes, because before growth hormones, children lacked all curiosity about the opposite sex until the age of legal consent, at which point they began their courtship.
 
2004-11-01 08:25:07 PM  
Walt_Jizzney

That made me laugh so hard I snotted up.

Also I am going to hell.
 
2004-11-01 08:26:20 PM  

12 year olds, Dude.
/Walter
 
2004-11-01 08:26:21 PM  
Yes, because before growth hormones, children lacked all curiosity about the opposite sex until the age of legal consent, at which point they began their courtship.

yeah...but then wasn't it at one time common to arrange a marriage and wed your child off at like 13-14? that brings legal age down to about the same as this story. I'm just pissed i never had these, was either get a fake i.d. or wait til you're 18.
 
2004-11-01 08:27:26 PM  
Some of us call that 'Mecca'....
 
2004-11-01 08:30:09 PM  
Roman Pulansky surrenders.
 
2004-11-01 08:30:23 PM  
This thread is legal without pics.
 
2004-11-01 08:30:51 PM  
scandalous hair stylist


makes me think of Edward Scissor Hands
 
2004-11-01 08:33:01 PM  
Okay, you're all officially members of




/I shamefully concede to my membership
 
2004-11-01 08:33:13 PM  
what the fark good are topless 12 year olds? Is there really anything to see yet? I don't think so, even for other 12 year olds. Not that I've really thought much about this.
 
2004-11-01 08:33:58 PM  
Useless without pics.
 
2004-11-01 08:34:19 PM  
why did the submitter say this article is from the Sacramento Bee? as far as i can tell it's from the bulgarian equivalent of the national inquirer.

i bet the entire story is a bunch of crapola.
 
2004-11-01 08:34:33 PM  
Yes, because before growth hormones, children lacked all curiosity about the opposite sex until the age of legal consent, at which point they began their courtship.

Not quite. It's because we created a phase in life. Way back when you married in your early/mid teens... were midlife in late 20's early 30's, and a senior in your 40's, or if you suprisingly made it... 50's.

Genetics still casues people to mature at the same age. Because we extended life so far, we decided to extend childhood.... but nobody bothered to slow down horomones.


That's why you don't read of 'awkward teen years' in the Bible or ancient scripts. Because those were known as adulthood. You married and had a kid.

To be 19 and have a child wouldn't be abnormal.

Many theorize that the virgin Mary was 14-16 when she bore Jesus. Joseph would have been in 20-21. That was normal for the times.

Romeo and Juliet is about a 14 year old girl and a 16 year old boy by all accounts of experts. That's what Shakespeare had in mind. That's right... child porn. If the US passed that law making literary and false works depicting children having sex: Romeo and Juliet would have been banned in schools (not like the law had any real chance, so nobody was worried).


Problem is life got longer, but horomones didn't spread over the timeline.


If we spread the hormonal changes more, perhaps less sickness later in life (osteoporosis comes to mind, among many problem that happen when hormones drop off).
 
2004-11-01 08:34:36 PM  
Crusader

OMG! LOL! I almost pissed myself!

And about these kids going to discos... well in Russia and most eastern european countries the legal adult age is 14. So these kids being 12 is nothing, its like me saying im 19 going to a club but the legal age is 21. :P
 
2004-11-01 08:35:27 PM  
This is what I find especially creepy:

'Mom, the barman stripped to thongs and did some erotic dancing...

There's just no set of circumstances that would make such a thing okay in the presence of young children.
 
2004-11-01 08:35:50 PM  
This explains why R kelly canceleld his tour, or maybe he moved it to belgium.
 
2004-11-01 08:36:16 PM  
Roman Pulansky? I bet Roman Polanski surrenders too.
 
2004-11-01 08:36:22 PM  
Is a topless 12 year old really pornographic? It's not like anything is there... is there?

/No way in hell I'm actually doing a GIS
 
2004-11-01 08:36:33 PM  
 
2004-11-01 08:36:41 PM  
err..Bulgaria
 
2004-11-01 08:37:20 PM  
OverDosis, more like if you were 18 if you do it by age ratios. But I dont know who would be enough of a dork to make the calculations....in his head.
 
2004-11-01 08:37:20 PM  
If you don't want this to happen, pay a boatload of extra money to get food that isn't injected with growth hormones. Then your 12 year olds won't be going nuts. Otherwise, deal with the fact that your kids want to get naked with other kids. Would I let my kid do it? Nope. Does it bother me at all that this goes on? Nope.

This was in Europe, dumbass. Growth hormones and GM food are illegal there.

Sorry, try again! (Try to justify your pedophilia, that is)
 
2004-11-01 08:38:47 PM  
Jeezus... what a sick and scary farking story. I'm thinking the bartender was
 
2004-11-01 08:39:06 PM  
I've been reading fark for a while, and even so, that's GOT to take the cake for one of the weirdest things I've read.

Murphy's general corrolary: If something can happen, it will.
 
2004-11-01 08:41:20 PM  
I'd hit it.

Oh, wait, wrong thread.

No, no...this is the right thread.

Wait...

/hell
 
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