Ad now they can get him with the death duties. It's a win-win.

HAHA! the IRS pwnd you

The guv'mint do take a bite.

"I express my deep regret at the taxpayer's death,"

That about sums up their thinking... not "the citizen's death," but the taxpayer's.

Well he aint payin yo taxes no mo Mista Man!

can't trust a polack
to do my freaking taxes...
don't forget poland!

Thats one way to get out of paying the taxi driver. I'd rather get out and run personally.

What's that line about death and taxes? Seems appropriate somehow.

Ok, we already have one IRS hater who didn't RTFA. What's the over-under on that for this thread?

I would have freaked out to if someone told me I owed 80,000 zlotys. I don't even know what a farkin' zlotys is!!

On a side note, I did get to tell a tax client that she owed $100,000+ in taxes one time.

"No, Wille, you don't own Texas...you OWE TAXES!"


god I miss Kinison

Holy cow, I almost forgot about Poland!

Am I wrong that the headline made me laugh? Am I evil?

/Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?

Urge to tell Polish Joke RISING....

urge to tell black joke rising...

"See what be a hapenin when da geezer be a spoofed by da man wit da plastic gahn. Booya ka cha"

Urge to watch _Scorpio Rising_.

death and taxes...but no one ever said it had to be in that order...

SmallManTalksBig sez: I weel have har tatack if no boobies soon, Seenor...

Wow, and I thought our IRS was bad when they farked up and dedcided in 1998 that I had paid 2,200+ LESS on my 1996 taxes then they said I should have and sent me a bill. I spent about 20 hours of my time along with my tax preparer and got them to realize they were mistaken, they reduced it to $144 which I still didn't owe but at that point said fark it I've already spent too much time on this already.

Bloody mindless bastard morans our IRS is.

What do you think about THIS???

C'mon, I'm half-Polish and living proof that not all Pollacks are stupid.

I may be half out of my mind at times...but not stupid.

Heh...if that happened here, I'd be smelling a lawsuit right about now....

I used to prank call my friends and family telling them i was the irs and that they owed some ridiculous amount of money. Good thing nobody died.

Zeparabola,
That thing hypnotizes me! What is it?

Locksmith Zbigniew Macewicz died during a hearing in the central city of Bydgoszcz, where tax collectors demanded 80,000 zlotys because he failed to keep to a restructuring agreement

Zbigniew? Macewicz? Bydgoszcz? Zlotys? I thought the article was for real until I read that paragraph.

Wrongful death lawsuit???

/unfortunately, I work for lawyers/

This is the way the liberals want it (Sarcasm - but a ring of truth to it). Of course, I'm speaking of the libs who DON'T pay taxes (you know those types... want a free lunch and to eat it too. "Put it on "his" tab, please....).

Just the mere thought of 4 more years under the current administration is enough to give anyone a heart attack.

Dunno! I can only guess what that thing is. I don't understand it, but it haunts my dreams.

This reminds me of that time a couple of years ago when I went into the Taco Bell in Warsaw and tried to pay for my tostada with a $200 Zloty bill....

Took me months to get it all sorted out with Interpol.

acurus
money and debt will never matter that much to me.

...most people who say that have plenty of the former and little of the latter or so much of the former that the latter doesn't rather matter.

I wonder if their write-in vote still counts now. I suspect that this is a republican scam that is being sent to all Florida and Ohio voters over the age of 55.

This was just a beta test for the IRS incase Kerry's plan gets implemented.

Don't forget Poland.

zeparabola

That thing is mesmerizing. Looking like a giant pickle with legs and a big ass set of teeth. Weird...

Yeah, but will his vote count?

My will should have something in there about destroying all of my posessions so the state doesn't get a free yard sale.

zeparabola

Is that the loch-ness monster....somehow I thought he would be scarier

Okay, now I ead the article. The government of Bydgoszcz probably wanted the extra taxes to buy vowels.

It's not that there's too few vowels, it's that there's too many consonants.

/"y" is a vowel
//"sz" is a consonant ("sh")
///"cz" is a consonant ("ch")
////Yes, you can string them together without a vowel

The IRS recently sent me a letter saying I owed them an extra $800. I called them up and they discovered (surprise surprise) that they had f'ed up. They fixed the problem immediately. How's that for service??

This guy is a goner if you know who wins.

The government expressed regret over the incident.

"I express my deep regret at the taxpayer's death," [said] deputy Finance Minister Stanislaw.

Well, I guess they really did express regret.

zlotys...isn't that a flavor of ice cream...or not...they sell sandwiches there...