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(Yahoo) Boobies Yahoo photo search brings SI swimsuit tally to four   ( divider line
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2002-02-19 12:20:27 AM  
Why don't we just compile them all into one giant link instead of 40,000 little one-picture links?
2002-02-19 12:22:58 AM  
Why can't there be just one webpage with ALL the boobies on it, so then we don't have to constantly go out looking for new boobies, because they're all right there!

/finishes off his guiness... head falls onto keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddd
2002-02-19 12:24:46 AM  
2002-02-19 12:25:48 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

At least we know Drew is online.
2002-02-19 12:29:24 AM  
Getting excited about seeing the SI cover 2 hours early on Yahoo is to internet addiction as...
Toad licking is to drug problems
2002-02-19 12:30:16 AM  

I am tired, and feeling a little immature, so maybe it's just me... But...

EMBARGOED UNTIL 2:30 A.M. EST, TUESDAY, FEB. 19, 2002; ONLINE USAGE EMBARGOED UNTIL 8 A.M. EST. TUESDAY, FEB. 19, 2002, EDITORIAL USE ONLY, NOT TO BE USED AFTER MARCH 15, 2002--Atlanta Braves Javier Lopez and his wife Analy are shown posing for Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition in this Dec. 19, 2001 handout photo in Miami, which hits newstands on Wednesday, Feb. 20, 2001. (AP photo/Steve Erle, Sports Illustrated)

That really amuses me.

2002-02-19 12:30:35 AM  
How does such a scrawny little half-man runt like that jockey get such a pork-a-licious wife?

On a side note, midgets make up a small percentage of the population. da-dum-bum... I'm here all night.
2002-02-19 12:43:33 AM  
What I want to see on Fark today is the name of the guy at Yahoo who gets fired for posting these early.
2002-02-19 12:50:58 AM  
No one's getting fired, if SI didn't want these to be circulated, they wouldn't have made them available to the press.
2002-02-19 12:57:12 AM  

Jokeys make a lot of money. Usually they blow it on cocaine. I guess Lafit bought himself a wife.
2002-02-19 12:57:30 AM  
I can't wait to see the rest of the boobies in the issue....oh and I cant wait for the provocative articles about recent sporting news too
2002-02-19 01:02:18 AM  
And I meant to type jockeys but ahh well what are ya gonna do
2002-02-19 01:05:07 AM  
"Atlanta Braves Javier Lopez and his wife Analy."

I'll join Sycophant!
haha! I like the big girls!
2002-02-19 01:07:07 AM  
DAMMIT, i guess i am the fifth to mention that Javier's wife is named Analy. Oh well, its still really funny.
2002-02-19 01:08:49 AM  
Lafit saw her and said to himself "Now that's a horse that I MUST ride."
2002-02-19 01:16:07 AM  
I don't care if they're married or seeing each other or whatever the hell,this isn't right:
[image from too old to be available]
2002-02-19 01:18:41 AM  
Still, Javy Lopez's wife is TEH BABE. Um, Analy or not.
2002-02-19 01:47:04 AM  
Dude, the cover girl looks just like Penelope Cruz. That can't be coincidental.
2002-02-19 01:48:15 AM  
Even freakish jockeys get the super model looking chicks? What the hell is going on? He must be filthy rich.
2002-02-19 02:23:29 AM  
Too bad all the photos suck
2002-02-19 02:31:22 AM  
BRONZE: Javy (Anally?)
SILVER: Poo-holes
GOLD: Lafitte Pincay!

He goes up to 5.5; she goes up to 11.
2002-02-19 02:36:50 AM  
I agree.
2002-02-19 06:36:29 AM  
"Analy, by any other name would sound as sweet"
Some famous writer wrote that, i just can't remember who.
2002-02-19 07:06:50 AM  
2002-02-19 07:07:03 AM  
It's pictures like these that give short, unattractive guys like me hope! Guess I should learn how to ride a horse...
2002-02-19 07:24:13 AM  
yay, a few shiatty pictures shown a little early. and get your farking eyes checked- she doesn't look that much like cruz.
2002-02-19 07:46:11 AM  
If David Copperfield and this jockey can score a few babes, could it be the end of the world as we know it?
2002-02-19 08:00:48 AM  
Dayam!!! Javi Lopez bagged himself a "thick" woman. I bet she got dat azz.
2002-02-19 08:28:00 AM  
SWEET, I love Albert Pujols!
2002-02-19 08:39:28 AM  
Maybe he just has a really interesting personality...
2002-02-19 08:53:54 AM  
** Embargoed until 2:30 am **


Actually, this thing was available on Yahoo, CompuServe, AOL, and anywhere else that uses an automated feed system. The automation system can't make decisions to pull a photo from the wire based on those captions. In fact, if you watch the photo wires for any amount of time, every now and again, you'll get a particular photo, followed by another one saying "NOTICE: Please remove previous photo, photographer has revoked our rights to distribute it." But, the photos are still there. Try to search Yahoo's news photo search for internet out -- which means that the wire service has stipulated that no internet usage is allowed. The pictures show up. Proves that no one is paying any attention to the little instructions in the captions, doesn't it!

2002-02-19 10:10:38 AM  
hehe funny shiat
2002-02-19 10:44:51 AM  
Analy - funny name and she's a fatty. (remember, this photo is AFTER the graphic arts department got through with her)
ooohhhh perhaps its a nickname?

Javier meets her in some skanky bar, say "Hey baby, what's your name"
and she heard "What's your game"
they never bothered to clear up the misunderstanding.
2002-02-19 10:50:09 AM  
I only see three SI links... Two yesterday, one today...

"There are three kinds of people in this world! THose that can count, and those that cant!"
2002-02-19 07:06:03 PM  
whoop de farkin doo
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