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(Cavalier Daily)   "It's liberating for some women to be able to dress like a tramp for one night, guilt-free"   ( divider line
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29149 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Oct 2004 at 12:40 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-10-29 01:06:56 PM  
Damn straight, bisexual orgies are fun. It's like trick or treating for venereal disease!
2004-10-29 01:07:43 PM  
Truly slutty women are not exciting at all... they're actually kinda sad, because it's not like in the movies.

But normally 'proper' women acting slutty... THAT I can get behind!

/they got one thing in common... that's the fire down below.
2004-10-29 01:07:43 PM  
check that... Gonna be drunk for the WVU game. Am I drunk already? God I love college.
2004-10-29 01:08:23 PM  

Yep, high hair, high hopes, and no future.

We used to refer the towering hair secured by cans of Aqua Net as the "Woonsocket Rocket".
2004-10-29 01:08:31 PM  
Just once, I'd like to go to a Halloween party, and see a college girl dressed in a Kekko Kamen costume.

I'd especially like to see them re-create that burst of light effect.
2004-10-29 01:09:54 PM  
First GIS for "halloween costume woman":

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2004-10-29 01:11:31 PM  
UVA sucks
2004-10-29 01:12:03 PM  
And men too.
2004-10-29 01:12:33 PM  
So all these women dressed like sluts around here every day feel guilty about it? They don't look like they do.
2004-10-29 01:12:49 PM  
Kazillionth result for "costume woman"

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2004-10-29 01:12:49 PM  
"You may not be a slut, but you're wearing a slut's uniform."

/name who said this...
2004-10-29 01:13:10 PM  
I've found that a Santa costume works very well around these slutty girls. Something about sitting on Santas lap and being called naughty, I guess.

/Thinking of using the Santa costume for the 2nd year in a row...
2004-10-29 01:13:34 PM  
Dressing like a tramp is so lame and degrading. It just shouts "I'M A WHORE"!

In my book, a whore is a prostitute, someone who charges for sex. Someone who enjoys having sex for pleasure freely would be quite the opposite of a whore. If your concept of a classy woman is one whom you must buy dinner/gifts/etc before she will "put out" then perhaps you need to rethink your values. To me, that sounds closer to a "whore" than someone who is sexually liberated.
2004-10-29 01:13:55 PM  
This reminds me of a comedian I saw on TV, can't remember his name right now, maybe it was Dave Chapelle.. anyway..

He was saying that if a girl dresses like a ho, she can't be surprised if a guy assumes she's a ho. She can't get in a huff and start going off 'cause a guy looks at what she's wearing and thinks she's a slut.

Just like you see a uniformed police officer on the street while you're running from a mugger, so you run to the cop... the cop doesn't suddenly say, "are you judging me based on what I'm wearing?? I'm not a real cop!! This is just something I wear!!"

He also said that women have flooded the market with pussy so it's lost its value.

Man, that all cracked me up.

Anyway, you can tell this little blog story thing was written for teenagers and twenty-somethings. Once you grow up and get older/old, you dress how you want to dress every day of the year and couldn't give a rat's ass about what people are thinking.
2004-10-29 01:14:57 PM  
[PSA tag]

speaking of Halloween costumes, fellas, the 70's pimp costume is DONE. It's played out. Let it go.

This PSA brought to you by Rickythepenguin Consulting, LLC, PA, PC, Inc. Ltd. LLP....who will be an Oompah Loompah for halloween.

yay = dirty whores (funnier if said in English accent)
boo = pimp costumes
2004-10-29 01:16:10 PM  
Link to some trashy/sexy halloween costumes. Enjoy!
2004-10-29 01:16:19 PM  
Thanks, Rashind, I was worried you might take offence to what I wrote, but you got the spirit. You're a good sport.

If you get more genital warts than you need in your treat bag, save some to share with the class!
2004-10-29 01:18:38 PM  
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2004-10-29 01:21:17 PM  
I'll join with the "UVA Sucks!" crowd. As does C'ville.

Not that any of the Halloween BS matters, since it's been rainy and in the 50s all damn week. Everyone's just going to be passed out drunk in some warm, dry place anyway.

//misses NC
2004-10-29 01:21:22 PM  
Hundred bajillionth result for "halloween woman".

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2004-10-29 01:21:24 PM  

read my quote
2004-10-29 01:22:24 PM  
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2004-10-29 01:22:43 PM  
for humor's joy, I am dressing as an SS soldat this halloween...gonna be tons of fun in this smal southern conservative God fearing town :). College is great!

If you hear a large bang from a M-1 Garand, you'll know that it's me in my WW2 1st Infrantry Division uniform.
Stick your head up....
2004-10-29 01:24:21 PM  
Please? Geez.
2004-10-29 01:24:55 PM  
I'm a girl and I'm dressing up as a lobster for halloween.

I guess I can't be in the "sexy cat" or "naughty angel" club here at UMass.
2004-10-29 01:25:19 PM  
I wonder how lingerie companies can charge $120 for costumes that you can find in a pack of dental floss for 37 cents.
2004-10-29 01:25:46 PM  
Last two...

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And finally, one for anyone like me who wants a woman he won't break in half.

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2004-10-29 01:25:55 PM  
Ah, Rowlf. I see there is indeed someone out there who shares my eye for tasteless costumes. My Roy costume involved a "foofy" shirt complete with torn out chunks and clawmarks, an Austin Powers wig for that puffy hair look, fake lacerations on the face and chest, and a blood-smeared stuffed tiger affixed with pipe cleaners to my neck and shoulders. I was quite disappointed with the number of people I had to explain the costume to, though.
2004-10-29 01:27:30 PM  
It's true. I went out in Scottsdale last year on Halloween, and it was the best free strip show ever....and I lived in New Orleans for 23 years. There were girls in just thongs and paint for a top; there were some girls with less. I remember one with a long tshirt and that was it. It.

I might need to run home for lunch today.
2004-10-29 01:29:23 PM  
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2004-10-29 01:29:27 PM  
All females (with exemptions) are forced in to trying to look like the supermodels on generic media. That makes the feel insecure, and if somebody is so secure, that they have sex for enjoyment and display that, other females get even more unsecure and jealous, and degenerate them to whores.

if you are a male and act slutty you are an (pimp, macman,stud ect.)if you are an female your an whore.

/just sayin'
2004-10-29 01:30:21 PM  
Did someone say tramp?

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/need more?
2004-10-29 01:30:56 PM  
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2004-10-29 01:31:00 PM  

All females (with exemptions) are forced in to trying to look like the supermodels on generic media. That makes the feel insecure, and if somebody is so secure, that they have sex for enjoyment and display that, other females get even more unsecure and jealous, and degenerate them to whores.

You say this like it's a bad thing.

/i kid, i kid
2004-10-29 01:32:54 PM  
Maybe it's just me, but dressing as yourself isn't much of a halloween costume.
2004-10-29 01:33:38 PM  
why be guilty? I dress like a slut most nights.

/schoolgirl-no-panties tonight, french maid tomorrow.
2004-10-29 01:34:03 PM  
kinda trampy?

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/i'd pull it
2004-10-29 01:34:22 PM  
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2004-10-29 01:34:41 PM  
I just don't know what would be going through my head if I found myself hitting on a pretty girl wearing a Ghostbusters costume. I just don't know.
2004-10-29 01:35:32 PM  
need pics of Key West's Fantasy Fest
2004-10-29 01:36:42 PM  
It's halloween at my school today and all the dancers decided to come as various barbies. I've never seen anything so funny. Blonde wigs, short skirts... no clothing.
I happened to come as a Jedi.
2004-10-29 01:37:19 PM  
all the cool girls were Star Trek costumes or Star Wars.
2004-10-29 01:38:13 PM  

I'd be trying to think of movie references I could use as pickup lines:

- Wanna see what happens when you cross the streams?
- Are you the Key Master/Gatekeeper?
- Wanna see Slimer?

See, they write themselves.
2004-10-29 01:38:15 PM  
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shiver me timbers!
2004-10-29 01:38:30 PM  

briteny looks like one of the gta3 whores on that pic.
(i knew misty would amount to something bigger that a street ho)
/videogame joke (probalby bad)
2004-10-29 01:39:01 PM  
I've decided to be Courtney Love for Halloween this year. That way, I get to be trashy and no matter how bad I fark up my costume, I'll actually be getting closer to reality.
2004-10-29 01:39:11 PM  

Some bastard's always gotta poison the well, eh?
2004-10-29 01:39:13 PM  
This is like the only outfit chicks at my college were wearing last Halloween. Not very original
2004-10-29 01:39:27 PM  

2004-10-29 01:40:07 PM  
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