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(CBC)   American girls hockey team hands ass back to Mexican guys hockey team   (cbc.ca) divider line 54
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2002-02-18 12:00:34 PM
Do they even have ice in Mexico?
 
2002-02-18 12:01:09 PM
So the Mexicans cant skate. You should see their swimming team though...no wait all the good ones are already over here.
 
2002-02-18 12:01:13 PM
In the drinks.
 
2002-02-18 12:03:28 PM
Must be easy to beat Mexicans. Their brown skin contrasts with the ice and makes them an easy target.

Waiting patiently for Harmonia to lambast my "Brown Skin" joke.
 
2002-02-18 12:08:06 PM
They should have painted the puck to look like a burrito. That might get them moving.
 
2002-02-18 12:08:49 PM
Will the real Sweaty Betty please stand up!
 
2002-02-18 12:09:15 PM
That sounds about right.
 
2002-02-18 12:12:18 PM
I have never been a girl, so I am not sure. But aren't 12 year old girls bigger and faster than 12 year old boys??? That whole girls mature faster thing......
 
Kat [TotalFark]
2002-02-18 12:13:53 PM
their coach is purty. i was expecting bulldykes. hockey always looked like fun, the weekly world news said hockey players are the smartest athletes...then again they also provided coverage of the "boneless baby"...
 
2002-02-18 12:16:37 PM
Well, I do think this is pretty cool. Too bad that some of the Mexicans will be so scarred from this (given their macho culture) some of them will probably fukking beat the shyt out of their future girlfriends/wives.

I'm waiting to see how Harmonia/Goatman264 craps on this, too.
 
2002-02-18 12:16:39 PM
Gala gala gala gala gala mucho gracis gala gala gala gala gala viva viva viva burrito!!! gala gala gala
 
2002-02-18 12:17:49 PM
where does this say it's an american team? it's a canadian page. the coach is canadian?

it doesn't really matter what country. It's cool they skated so well and all.
 
2002-02-18 12:19:30 PM
AHH, it's on their home page.

U.S. Girls' Pee Wee Hockey Team
Set to Make History in Quebec City, Canada
 
2002-02-18 12:20:40 PM
DON'T DRINK THE WATER TEAM USA!!!!!!
 
2002-02-18 12:27:18 PM
Mexican 'bario' soccer team shelacs USA national team
 
2002-02-18 12:35:43 PM
Me canso yo de estar oyendo tantas burlas le la gente Mexicana! Si yo pudiera marchar ahi donde esta Clifclav, le rompo la cara. Pero quizas no vale la pena, porque el no entiende ni una palabra que yo digo,(ni tampoco es tan atractivo y culturado como nosotros los Hispanos.) Mira estos gringos, como me fastidian.....

:)
 
2002-02-18 12:37:10 PM
Its not fair.
Those boys are used to swimming across the water.
 
2002-02-18 12:41:48 PM
Babble Fish Translation of the above:
I get tired to be oyendo so many ridicules him Mexican people! If I could march ahi where this Clifclav, I break the face to him. But quizas not pain is worth, because it does not understand nor a word that I say, (ni is so attractive and culturado either as we Hispanic them. Sight these gringos, as they annoy to me.....
 
Mex
2002-02-18 12:45:12 PM
<You should see their swimming team though...no wait all the good ones are already over here.<

<Those boys are used to swimming across the water.

<DON'T DRINK THE WATER TEAM USA!!!!!!

<They should have painted the puck to look like a burrito. That might get them moving.

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Wow, what a load of cool, open minded american people. You see, that's why we love you.

Everytime a bigot gringo dies an angel gets his wings.
 
2002-02-18 12:48:49 PM
Hey Drew or someone... if you hover the mouse over the CBC tag thingy, it comes up as "CPC"... just nitpicking.
 
2002-02-18 12:49:11 PM
Wow. Babel fish raped the translation worse than I guessed. Try another program, like the Dialectizer.
 
2002-02-18 12:51:26 PM
We love you even more!!! We LOVE it when your 9 months pregnant women sneak across our border!!! INSTANT American citizen!!! Use that to shoehorn the rest of your massive families over here, legally.

Btw, if you live on an island (you know who I mean), and want to criticize American immigration policy, go fukk yourself. That's like biatching about crime while living in a gated community.
 
2002-02-18 12:57:10 PM
MEX:

LIGHTEN UP...it was a JOKE. If you knew anything at all about me you would understand how asinine it is to consider me a bigot.

I love Mexicans...God knows you can't run a carnival without them
 
fj
2002-02-18 12:58:29 PM
Is the mexican team blaming their loss on McDonald's for calling INS?
 
2002-02-18 12:58:56 PM
MEX:
Everytime a whiny Mexican dies, 12 more sneak into my country in a potato truck for a welfare check to take his place.

(bad day at work...that even offends ME)
 
2002-02-18 01:02:33 PM
MEX:
Everytime a whiny Mexican dies, 12 more sneak into my country in a potato truck for a welfare check to take his place.


Hahaha. Why be offened by the truth? Mexico is a shiathole even with all the money the united states sends its way in the form of grants and low intrest loans.
 
2002-02-18 01:14:51 PM
Yes maybe Mexicans are dirty, a little smelly, and live like Cheech and Chong sometimes
But you gotta love em, for the bring us Taco Bell, and they sound funny
Ci
 
2002-02-18 01:17:28 PM
So when can we see this video of Mexican guys having themselves some american ass ?
 
gma
2002-02-18 01:18:53 PM
Stop your cultural bickering, and recognize the important point here: Manon Rheaume is really hot!

(I still vividly remember her appearance on Letterman back in the day "'ockey for me is a passion")
 
2002-02-18 01:25:20 PM
Kat: Isn't "smartest athletes" a bit of a dubious honor?
 
Mex
2002-02-18 01:34:23 PM
Well screw you guys, I'm going home.
 
2002-02-18 01:36:48 PM
Taco Bell is crap. REAL Mexican food is wonderful. When the single Mexican family in my town opened a restaurant, I tried it out and have not gone back to Taco Hell yet. Great, cheap, tasty food.

And does anyone else find it funny that what is called a chalupa or a tostada at Taco Bell is a totally different item at real Mexican places?
 
2002-02-18 01:39:20 PM
>Stop your cultural bickering, and recognize the important point here: Manon Rheaume is really hot!

The Official Website of Manon Rheaume
 
2002-02-18 01:45:23 PM
Ratbert,
You just hit upon probably the key ingredient.
Manon Rheaume is the first woman to play against men in a professional hockey game(she played goalie).
She also told Playboy to go take a hike when they offered her a spread shoot.
She is very impressive all around.
 
2002-02-18 01:47:09 PM
Man, that will Fark up your machismo, especially for a young male Hispanic.
 
2002-02-18 01:55:12 PM
Let's see how they do at boxing?
 
2002-02-18 01:57:06 PM
>SLAYERSWINE:She is very impressive all around.

You aren't kidding -- check out her other "Firsts":

* First woman to play at the International Pee Wee Hockey Tournament
* First woman to play in a major junior game
* First woman to play in a NHL game
* First woman to sign a professional hockey contract
* First woman to play in a professional hockey game during the regular season
* First woman to win a game in professional roller hockey
 
2002-02-18 01:59:50 PM
Wow my first flaming by an inept translating program.

Curiously wondering how to feel right now. Just a little funny in my stomach although that could be the...
Wait for it.....
Taco Bell I had for lunch.

Bwwwahhhhhhhh!!!!
 
2002-02-18 02:17:42 PM
Dammit. Her site sucks. Why would I want to see a bunch of pictures of her holding her kid? >_< I used to be all in love with her back when roller hockey still existed. I forgot all about her till recently.
 
2002-02-18 02:46:13 PM
Ok so it isnt really Mexican food, but Taco Bell IS good dammit
So shut up
 
2002-02-18 02:52:29 PM
They may have lost to the women in hockey but they took the gold in landscaping.......
 
2002-02-18 03:39:51 PM
Roller hockey doesn't exist anymore?
 
2002-02-18 03:58:04 PM
Ratbert, ya beat me to that one...

 
2002-02-18 04:21:28 PM
Well, Latino pride aside (like I really have any, I'm Spanish.) Mexico hasn't contributed much cultural stuff that I like. The music is heinous, the male-dominated family structure is a real pain, not to mention that the illegal Mexican immigrants we have running around in the U.S. are here illegally because either
A: they couldn't qualify for citizenship or
B: they didn't even want to apply (Lotta cool Mexicans in the world, but the illegal immigrants aren't exactly the most upstanding specimens.)

I may not be backed up here by any other native Hispanics, but in the Latin community, Northern Mexico and its denizens are seen much as rural Alabama is viewed in the U.S. Even their accent when speaking Spanish sounds boorish and provincial. (Begins picking banjo...)

As for the great food, it owes as much to spice-loving Texans and Cajuns as it does to Mexico.

So what has Mexico provided for us? Texas, mostly. And parts of other southwestern states. Thanks for the land, amigos!
 
2002-02-18 04:39:53 PM
Yeah, Northern Mexico is more like Texas than many other latin American country. Too bad many americans think All Latin American Countries (including non-spanish speaking ones like Brazil) are just like Mexico. Hey, I'm sure they think Spain is just like Mexico. I mean, God. I'm sure 90% of americans think Spain is a city in Mexico or something. And that hispanic is a type of brown. Anyway, the word Latino sounds very very very very stupid, specialy in english, so say hispanic.
 
2002-02-18 05:02:52 PM
Well, Pro Roller Hockey does not exist anymore. :/
 
2002-02-18 05:34:55 PM
Uhhhhhhhhh I asked a question...........
 
2002-02-18 06:20:38 PM
Good point Spram, recanting my use of the word Latino now. I'm not even sure why I used it. American racial terms are messed up, and I think I succumbed to peer pressure on that one. (Like the time I ordered quesadillas at Chilis and anglicised(sp) the pronunciation. My roomate caught me on that one. I'm slipping, I'm turning into a gringo. Soon I'll begin to develop a taste for bologna and Miracle Whip on white. Noooo!

(And by the way, Darius Yes, girls mature faster.)
 
2002-02-18 06:20:47 PM
That is maturing faster, not growing. People usually say that because girls are always interested in boys first, and usually try to act grown up first. While boys just like to play around for the rest of their lives.
 
2002-02-18 08:11:52 PM
Seeing all these women athletes prove their relevance and revel in their femininity by posing in Playboy makes me think of the 1950s when women's basketball players wore open midriff shirts and they had beauty pageants at the half because no one would care otherwise.

Anna Kournikova panty shots and Brandi Chastain taking her shirt off. The most memorable moments of women's athletics in the 1990s.

Regards,
Shawn Pickrell
 
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