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(Some Guy)   Man picks up dead estranged wife in Philly, drives her to Pittsburgh Hospital and asks them to perform scientific experiments on her   ( divider line
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6061 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Feb 2002 at 2:28 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-18 02:29:16 PM  
Hospitol: A new laxitive for hospital patients.
2002-02-18 02:30:13 PM  
After reading that tagline, why bother reading the article?
2002-02-18 02:30:20 PM  
I'd like to do that to grandma. Lousy old woman....
2002-02-18 02:31:44 PM  
It is unclear why the funeral home allowed Malyc-kyi to leave with the body in a rented cargo van.

Let me take a stab at that one: gross negligence?
2002-02-18 02:32:09 PM  
I left my body to science,
but I'm afraid they turned it down
2002-02-18 02:36:35 PM  
"It really does not appear there was any criminal intent, but I think there may be some issues between daughter and father," she said."

There may be some issues? Can we get this on tape?
2002-02-18 02:39:03 PM  
Note to self. Update Will. When dead, don't let family take me to John Reed Funeral Home.
2002-02-18 02:39:50 PM  
Scientologists are so silly.
2002-02-18 02:40:57 PM  
what a moron. Doesn't he know that dead bodies are a dime a dozen? Scientists want living flesh.
2002-02-18 02:45:15 PM  
lay off the crack pipe gramps.
2002-02-18 02:45:41 PM  
I love the dead before they're cold,
They're bluing flesh for me to hold,
Cadaver eyes upon me see...

I love the dead before they rise,
No farewells, no goodbyes,
I never even knew your now rotting face.
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave,
I have other uses for you, darling.
2002-02-18 02:45:59 PM  
I tried this with my wife. 3 times. She keeps coming back.
2002-02-18 02:46:13 PM  
He wants you too, Malyc-kyi.
2002-02-18 02:55:50 PM  
My! Aren't we Americans getting lazy. Anyone who can't perform their OWN 'xperiments isn't trying.
2002-02-18 03:00:17 PM  
There once was a man named Dave,
Who found a dead whore in a cave.
He took a quick glance,
And pulled down his pants
And said, "Think of the money I'll save!"
2002-02-18 03:00:34 PM  
Capitol might be spelled with an O, but Hospital isn't.
2002-02-18 03:04:44 PM  
".. there may some issues between daughter and father.."

He better be careful. She'll be choosing his retirement home..
2002-02-18 03:10:46 PM  
Come on farkers. I had a typo once and I got ripped a new one. There should be at LEAST 40 posts about the spelling. ;)

That is far beyond a typo.
2002-02-18 03:10:49 PM  
He should have brought her over to my place, I'd perform a few "scientific experiments" of my own...
2002-02-18 03:37:17 PM  
Maybe he got his directions mixed up, and was trying to drive to Georgia?? So that his wife could rest in peace in the field behind the broken down crematorium

Rates about a 9 on the sick meter!!
2002-02-18 03:39:20 PM  
"Take my wife, please"
2002-02-18 03:40:36 PM  
Ze shpelling geztapo!

Whoever iz rezponzible fur dat headline shpeak up... you have 5 minutez!
2002-02-18 03:42:05 PM  
damn shcrewing up ze HTML!

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2002-02-18 04:18:09 PM  
Seig (sieg?) Drew!
2002-02-18 04:26:58 PM  
HOSPITOL! Hospitol to preform medicol experimonts on dead womon!
2002-02-18 04:33:36 PM  
Question???....Does wife have to be dead to donate her body? If not, I'd like to contribute mine.
2002-02-18 04:44:20 PM  
like, with all this ranting about the typo.
people have failed to notice that it says "estranged dead wife". how was she estranged if she was dead?

i apologise if i misunderstand the meaning of the word estranged and am making a fool of myself
2002-02-18 04:46:22 PM  
I heard your dad went to a restaurant and he ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to shut the restaurant down
2002-02-18 04:50:24 PM  

Estranged means they were separated.
2002-02-18 05:09:56 PM  
What the hell happened to the tag, specifically the place where the source of the article should be. Somebody put the headline in both places?
2002-02-18 05:40:47 PM  
I'd donate my wife's body to science...

Except I don't have one.
2002-02-18 07:42:46 PM  
Blueknightryder7: ah, you crazy kids. who knew?
2002-02-19 02:54:01 PM  
"Are you suggesting eating my mother?"

"Well, not raw, cooked!"
2002-03-19 12:10:21 AM  
(Posting to a LONG dead thread, I know)

It is my desire to never visit a hospital with the word Memorial in it, no matter how sick I am
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