for the second time in under five minutes, i say to Ninja_Pancakes, I second that!

Where's the other half of that guy's torso in the picture Ninja_Pancakes?

It's a minority of two, at any rate.

XBOX SI FOR FAGOTS WFT SI A XBOX ANYWAY BILL GATES, I'M NOT MADE OUT OF MONEY LIEK YUO SO I CANT BUY A GAME MACHENE SYSTEM WITH TEH KING'S JEWALS IN TEH CONTROLLARS THANK YUO VARY MUCH ASS

Well... I agree with this part.

The goggles! They do nothing!

/grammar nazi

now I am will here to talks about Grad Theft Auto: My Son Andre.

Hahahaha... My Son Andre!

A couple of weekends ago several of us farkers partied with a goon (Mr.Pibb.) We were going to kidnap him and hold him for ransom after he ate everything in the fridge, drank all our beer, shat on the coffee table, and finally raped the dog. However, we, in the interest of of keeping the peace and trying to avoid rekindling yet another intersite rivalry, decided against the kidnapping plot by a majority vote of 3 to 4.5, and instead we killed and dismembered him. Don't tell the police, but we buried his body under the back porch.

Funny how JeffK hasn't aged a day since 2000.

Well, they didn't kill me, but they did do something worse, they made me join TotalFark, and I haven't been productive since. :(

As a sign of truce, I now hold a dual goon/Tfer status too.

or else I'll gonna bust a cat in yo ass

WATCH OUT FOR TEH BEES!!! I HATE BEES!!!

w00t!

I ha\/3 meyessed D/-\ /\/\ /-\ 5 7 3 er \-\/-\{|<3r!!!!!1111

OMG, someone mispelling on the internet as a gimmick, that's surely new, exciting, and show get everyone's blood pumping.

He only gave it 100/100? He must not have liked it very much.

yes, most bad spelling homies know "flying buttress."
da homies love architecture.

I find the following:

"and that was taht THERE IS A BUG ON MY INTERNET
then I stole a motarcycal and took it to get spray painted, I got flames sprayed on teh side of it and I changed the license plate to say "2CRUDEDUDES" and drove it into a flying buttress"

.. to be quite the sublime example of the fractionalized and distorted nightmare of the apocalypse we're living in.

How surprising, Farkers sneer at Jeff K. That brings the total list of things that Farkers sneer at to... infinity plus one?

That just hurts my eyes....

"...yuod bettar duck Because teh hood si a wintar wondarland with bullits."

/just found my christmas card greeting for this year

I like a lot of SA (I too hold dual citizenship), but this...not so much. The photoshop contests though...some of them are crazy kickass:

The bugs attack!

I'm trying to figure out how anyone can write like that for any extended period of time, or with any speed.

Perhaps they ask someone to write an article, and then smash him in the face with a shovel before he starts. Then they just plaster JeffK's picture on it.

JeffK writes like Bronson Pinchot talks like a Russian.

I think the world needs a steel cage match to the death between Jeff K. and Taoc teh Wodner Dough. No matter what happens, we win.

- HC

/obtuse
//so late 2000/early 2001
///and the archives are down

PS WHAT SI A FLYIGN BUTRESS ANYWAYS

JeffK rules. Now and forever.

i actually find it amusing. not for the spelling, but for other reasons.

Something Awful: It's not that we really hate Fark, it's just that we think the site is dumb, the people who post there are dumb, and the people who read it are dumb. It is in our professional opinion that the most pressing problem Fark users face each day is a pop quiz on U.S. capitols.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2070

JeffK has been a great source of AIM away messages for me. I'm glad to have him back.

Looks like Lowtax is trying to take SA back to its glory days, whenever the hell those were.

WHAAAAA??????

When will Cliff Yablonski return with a new webpagescreenthing?

I really with there would be a photoshop contest for a 'grammer nazi'... it would be so useful to post grammer nazi pics

Is this another cliche?

/ I guess since I've only been here since Groundhog Day I'm still a newbie.

// I guess since I've only been here since Groundhog Day I'm still a newbie.

Yes!!!!!!! JeffK is teh r0xx0rz!!!! The only funny stuff on SA are JeffK and that mexican wrestler guy. And the advice column "backyard love"! And Cliff Y. But that's it, the rest is just tedious.

g0s+ f@cE p\/\/nz n1gg@zz

0|>B 1/\/ d@ h1zzl3

Oy. Just "oy."

This guy has to be a joke. WTF? Is he retarded or something?

Eye thinq Jekk rulez it.....

shutterbug: a flying butress is an element of Gothic cathedral architecture.
/can't believe I read the whole thing
//going to gouge my eyes out now

/sorry

I have nothing positive to bring to this thread.

Quite fitting, really.

/I really can't begin to understand why people think shiat is funny, entertaining or clever in any way whatsoever. I guess that's because I am not a cretin.

All I can say is "WFT"!