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(The State News)   Michigan State University students brawl over hamster. Jailarity ensues   (statenews.com) divider line 89
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2004-10-27 12:07:49 PM  
The hamster's condition and name are not known

Pure Comedy Gold!
 
2004-10-27 02:37:01 PM  
Jail-arity

Vomit.
 
2004-10-27 03:00:58 PM  
What a couple nancies. If that's what qualifies as a brawl nowadays, well, I'm well out of it.
 
2004-10-27 03:25:33 PM  

Ha Ha!
 
2004-10-27 03:46:16 PM  
damn Spartans. Ruin everything.
:-P

/Go blue!
 
2004-10-27 04:07:30 PM  
Did this happen at Richard Gere University ?
 
2004-10-27 04:09:10 PM  
Skinink

Damn! Beat me to it, though I was going to say...

Richard Gere seen running from scene.
 
2004-10-27 04:09:31 PM  
Two little biatches fighting over who's turn it is to plug their sphincter with a hamster.
 
2004-10-27 04:09:46 PM  
Yawn.

Slow Farking news day, eh?

/Not canadian
 
2004-10-27 04:10:01 PM  
The hamster's condition and name are not known

Its next to the gerbil
 
2004-10-27 04:10:13 PM  
2nd roommate heard to say, "I loved that hamster. I mean I REALY loved that hamster!"

There's a tear in my beer cause I crying for my hamster dear!
 
2004-10-27 04:12:16 PM  
M.S.U.---Most Shiatty University
2 guys fighting over a hamster...IS not a brawl.
2 guys fighting over a hot chick=brawl
what a bunch of farkers.
GO BLUE
 
2004-10-27 04:12:46 PM  
GO GREEN!!
 
2004-10-27 04:14:17 PM  
GO PUPRLE!
 
2004-10-27 04:14:39 PM  
And State throws better parties? Ha!
Go Blue!
 
2004-10-27 04:14:52 PM  
damm, how hard is it to spell Purple?
 
2004-10-27 04:15:19 PM  
The second roommate was arrested for domestic assault and minor in possession.

and minor in possession? WTF is that?

Hey, what degree did you get?
"A bachelors of Domestic Assault, with a minor in possession"

Is this like a charge for him having a bottle of beer in his room or something?
 
2004-10-27 04:15:40 PM  
Go MAUVE!
 
2004-10-27 04:16:08 PM  
"The hamster's condition and name are not known, McGlothian-Taylor said."

Was this to protect the innocent?
 
2004-10-27 04:16:57 PM  
The Smoking Gun was there:

 
2004-10-27 04:17:12 PM  
{insert hamster up the butt joke here}
 
2004-10-27 04:17:56 PM  
The hamster's condition and name are not known

His name is "Hammy" and he's either hiding out at G.P.s mill Down on the Riverbank.
 
2004-10-27 04:18:09 PM  
Sing to the tune of if you're happy and you know it
"If you can't get into school, go to state"

We may be conceded, but at least we know whats worth getting into a fight over. A domestic rat with a maximum life expectancy of about two, isn't worth it in my opinion.

I'll laugh though, if the mutual friend was the one who put the hamster in a ball and rolled it at a moving car.

State sucks.
 
2004-10-27 04:18:18 PM  
This calls for a full body cavity search! Go deep!
 
2004-10-27 04:18:21 PM  
Oh, everyone knows that Richard Gere went to Oral Roberts University.
 
2004-10-27 04:18:47 PM  
Upon finding his bed soiled, the second roommate reportedly threw a chair at the first roommate, hitting him on his right leg.

Just a quick thought: How spacious is this dorm room? Hell, in my dorm room, I'd have hit myself in the leg first on the backswing with the chair. A room big enough to throw a chair in would have been nice!
 
2004-10-27 04:18:51 PM  
GO BANANA!
 
2004-10-27 04:18:59 PM  
Jerry Penacoli?

/Good Philly joke...
 
2004-10-27 04:19:18 PM  
The second roommate was arrested for domestic assault and minor in possession.

--------

Aha, here's the real problem.
 
2004-10-27 04:20:16 PM  
DasCor-Cor

MIP=underage in possesion of alchohol. i didn't know it was just a MI thing

/not MI anymore...
//fark blue, go GREEN
 
2004-10-27 04:20:56 PM  
Lemiwinks wanted for therapy.
 
2004-10-27 04:22:05 PM  
Armagedon!
 
2004-10-27 04:22:35 PM  
Non-aquatic animals are not allowed in dorm rooms, according to university ordinances.


A hamster could be an aquatic animal. For a little while, at least.
 
2004-10-27 04:22:59 PM  
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2004-10-27 04:23:07 PM  
"Police Briefs"

hahahaha
 
2004-10-27 04:23:36 PM  
Go Sox!
 
2004-10-27 04:25:51 PM  
BTW, why isn't he called Dick Gere?
 
2004-10-27 04:26:54 PM  
 
2004-10-27 04:28:31 PM  
And the hampster was sitting back laughing the whole time.
 
2004-10-27 04:28:40 PM  
You know you don't have a life when your reduced to fighting over a hamster.
 
2004-10-27 04:29:05 PM  
oh yeah...

WELL YOUR LOCAL SPORTS TEAM SUCKS

and

YOUR FAVORITE BAND SUCKS
 
2004-10-27 04:35:17 PM  
I love Michigan State University. First a kid gets arrested for burning a marshmallow peep and charged with arson (Back in April), and now a hamster brawl.
 
2004-10-27 04:35:32 PM  
The hamster's condition and name are not known
Raggot?
 
2004-10-27 04:37:11 PM  
woo_pop
Just a quick thought: How spacious is this dorm room? Hell, in my dorm room, I'd have hit myself in the leg first on the backswing with the chair.

lol! Good point. In fact if I hade enough room, freshman year I'd have broken a few chairs over my roomate's head.
 
2004-10-27 04:39:07 PM  


OK buddy, where's the hampster?
 
2004-10-27 04:39:50 PM  
Gwendolyn
lol! Good point. In fact if I hade enough room, freshman year I'd have broken a few chairs over my roomate's head.

Join the club. The problem is, the stench drove me back out into the hall all the time. I'm sure he had rodents in there, and they certainly weren't in a cage. Under the bed maybe.

/slept in my gf's room on the co-ed floor all year.
 
2004-10-27 04:41:45 PM  
It's probably at the Grand River Habitrail
 
2004-10-27 04:43:15 PM  
His name is Lemmywinks and he's stuck up Mr. Slaves ass!
 
2004-10-27 04:43:36 PM  
wow... we just rioted and burned couches when I was there. Getting pretty weak now-- looks like I'll have to go back and show these young Spartans how it's done.

/Ann Arbor is a Whore
 
2004-10-27 04:44:09 PM  
This fark "kleeshay" of bringing up Richard Gere everytime a hamster is mentioned is juvenile. Mister Gere is a good person and a great actor who has earned international acclaim for his achievements. Besides it was a gerbil not a hamster that he had shoved up his arse.
 
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