I am often astounded at the ability of the human race to grow into adulthood, what with the infantile stage being so absolutely stupid and prone to shoving anything that will fit into the mouths.

I don't think I'd make a good parent, for I'd probably build and attach a muzzle to any infant from 6 months on up to three years old.

They say that the bigger the brain, the longer the infant has to 'cook' before becoming intelligent enough to protect itself, unlike most animals.

I prefer not to bother with kids until they're at least 3 years old, talking comprehensively, able to walk without wobbling and falling over, don't need diapers of any type and have the brains not to put anything known to be dangerous into their mouths. After watching various incarnations of Americas Funniest Home Videos showing baby clips, I can understand why the 'fun' stops once a kid comes along and the parents have to go to DEFCON 5 for a couple of years.