ohh...it's kinda cool, but im a regular at newgrounds (1300 exp) so i've seen stuff like this before

Yo yo foo yo yo...

Speak english. For the sake of the spelling nazi.

English. Capital "E".

Zukin bite me ! I added that crap for the homies that read Fark.

Create a ricer! Add bumperstickers and coffee can mufflers that increase the horsepower 900%.

*snicker*

ahahahaHAHAHAHAH

I thought this was really funny!

What'd he say?

Newgrounds = slowgrounds

Their site sucks, it's unreliable as hell and while not wholly unoriginal, it's crap.

lol... FALLOM that's what made me laugh to...


GREDDY lol

ohh...it's kinda cool, but im a regular at newgrounds (1300 exp) so i've seen stuff like this before

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ha har. If I was less drunk, that would have speent less time onl= my secreen/

Foshize! My CIZZar was the fizzuckin' bizzomb! It wuz,like, bling-blingin' and shiat wit dem powrfu hydroz, G!

Like I can't just open Photoshop and create something a hundred times better than what that hackjob can make for me.

Oyr flmao !! na shizznet dawg??
firilla ma gurrilla

If this isn't "tight" and "rad", I don't know what is.

Yo Yo

Damn you beat me by a minute!

VegasjThanks for the post, too bad I can't connect to it. Is it farked? Anyway can someone describe it for me. I mean is it off the heasy for sheezy?

Pornosaur, its da most heasyest sheezy you evaz did see-zy!.... Man, that's lame...

"awww shiznet, yo ride is da bomb dawg."


"SLAM IT DAWG !! HIT DA SWITCHES FO SHIZZNET !!"


"that's wha I's talkin bout nig, pancake that shiznet ! hell ya !"

damn you people whine too much..... I wonder how Drew does it at all ?

huh

And remember kids: When modifying a perfectly fine car to make it "look cool," always remember - the color yellow = speed.

Also, stickers will increase your car's horsepower tenfold.

Another tip to remember: Covering the top and bottom half of your windshield with various decals that say things like "NO FEAR" and "I EAT CABBAGE," may decrease visibility somewhat. But please always remind yourself that visibility when driving is not important. A 'bizzad-ass' car is.

And here's one last tip for you beginners when it comes to 'souping up' a car. If you're going to put a big "bumpin'" stereo system in it, you might as well go all out. Put enough woofers in your trunk for a live concert! Please be aware that if you're not playing your music loud enough for everyone within a 500ft radius to feel the ground vibrating, you don't have enough power! Add more woofers! Everyone knows car stereos aren't meant for good-quality sound! What it really equates to is "the louder the better."

One last point about car stereos. If you roll your windows up and turn up your system all the way, with the bass also at its highest level, the people outside your car should be able to hear not only a loud, throbbing repetitive bassline, but also your car vibrating and shaking along with your excessive amounts of sub-woofers in the trunk!

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On a more serious note, The Fast and the Furious was cool, but please, 95% of these "rice-burners" are either ugly as shiat, or don't perform as well as they did before they were modified. Honda makes some of the best, if not _the best_ cars available. They are the way they are for a reason. Leave them alone.... jeez.