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(Buzz)   Buzz: the Swedish Fark. Let's go see what them crazy Swedes is up to...   ( divider line
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2002-02-16 03:45:18 PM  
I hope Pork4Kids is wholly nutrition-related. Crazy Swedes.
2002-02-16 03:45:24 PM  
Swedes are cool. They like beer and boobies just like us. Plus their women are hotties
2002-02-16 03:45:30 PM  
I can't get to the articals because my proxy at work sucks!

2002-02-16 03:45:54 PM  
Fakr should make its site like that.
2002-02-16 03:45:57 PM  
I have a random fish.
2002-02-16 03:46:20 PM  
Bork! Bork! Bork!
2002-02-16 03:46:38 PM  
Something about penises and Rammstein...
2002-02-16 03:46:44 PM  
Damn. Sexy. Fark.

Help. I'm. Having. My. Periods.
2002-02-16 03:49:57 PM  
Is there anyway to make this site in english? I don't read swede? Or whatever the hell that language is???
2002-02-16 03:51:58 PM  
The one link that says Penis is a site called All About my Penis...
2002-02-16 03:59:00 PM  
That site is cool. FARK surrenders.
2002-02-16 04:02:10 PM  
Ookay deeza...Eepin eiden guten naket categoreidan. Bork, Bork, Bork.

Man I miss that muppet chef.
2002-02-16 04:03:34 PM  
I laughed hard, as though I understood swedish.
2002-02-16 04:06:11 PM  
Actually, I do see some articles posted here that were featured on FARK, like the naked skydivers from a few months back. There are probably more, but I don't feel like translating the page into English to find out.
2002-02-16 04:07:42 PM  
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2002-02-16 04:09:11 PM  
What the hell are they saying?
2002-02-16 04:09:27 PM  
English translation of this link:​e =url&
.. but as usual, automatic translation doesn't make sense in either language.
2002-02-16 04:15:51 PM  
My Swedish:

Hamburger med ost, ikke lok.
2002-02-16 04:18:47 PM  
Kids love the refreshing taste of pork
2002-02-16 04:20:07 PM  
Ad free. Nice.
2002-02-16 04:23:20 PM  
strong bad:

I guess you're an american with those words as the only ones you know in Swedish, although the double k in ikke looks a bit more like Norwegian or Danish, we don't have it in Sweden at least...
2002-02-16 04:26:43 PM  
Well... I can translate some for ya... Fire away! :)
2002-02-16 04:26:57 PM  
I dunno what those swedes are into, but this link they've got to a site where you can make a dildo from your own penis is just disturbing...

Each comes with simple to follow instructions & includes everything you need to make a perfect rubber copy of your bodypart.

but why? WHY???
2002-02-16 04:30:21 PM  
Simple explanation: Ever been told to go fark yourself? Well, now you can...
2002-02-16 04:37:47 PM  
Var ska du pattar??? Langvarig,kukjavel! En hygglig tjej om du tillater!
2002-02-16 04:40:32 PM  
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2002-02-16 04:47:19 PM  
Cool, they list the submitters of links so they can be summarily beaten.
2002-02-16 05:08:10 PM  
You should check out instead. It's a bit like Fark and Buzz only that you can't comment the links. However the links are usually better then what's on Buzz and oh there is also a section for sex so it's easier to find the good stuff quicker :)
2002-02-16 05:19:04 PM  
Click on the Bast one.
Not sure how to make it a link.
2002-02-16 05:26:06 PM  
PulseCode: Ask her.

Add Yngwie Malmsteen to the list of Swedish accomplishments.

Yngwie who?
2002-02-16 05:28:32 PM  
Isn't it illegal to pork 1 kid? let alone 4 of them
2002-02-16 05:32:00 PM  
Has anyone tried submitting any of the links on Buzz to FaRK?

2002-02-16 05:35:45 PM  
i think fark should adopt their "foolishness" tag (from the translated version).
2002-02-16 05:51:27 PM  
I like the russian fark. Mainly, when bess blocked fark at my HS (though it isn't blocked now, hopefully do to the unblocking campaign we had about a month ago), I went to the russian one simply to spite my programming teacher if he saw it.
2002-02-16 06:03:01 PM  
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2002-02-16 06:11:44 PM  
Yeah, Bast was funny, Luckygirl.
2002-02-16 06:12:18 PM  
I like how the registration button says in english: "Let's Do It."
2002-02-16 06:20:36 PM  
Much nicer layout
2002-02-16 06:26:03 PM  
I especially like the listbox at the bottom right that filters the table based on the topic selected. (soooo easy to do in javascript, btw)
2002-02-16 06:27:45 PM  
StrongBad: That's norwegian. Don't worry, it's so similar only a native norwegian or swede can tell the difference.
What you said means "hamburger with cheese, no union".

The picture of the guy foaming at the mouth says:
"Sex scandal in SLC.
Norwegian engaging in oral sex in ski track.
-This is silly, there are no evidence says Ole Einar Bjørndalen, here pictured on his knees in front of a funcionary behind the goal stadion."
2002-02-16 06:34:34 PM  
"Hamburger with cheese, no union please."
Norwegian: "Hamburger med ost, ikke løk takk."
Swedish: "Hamburgare mäd ost, inte lök takk."
Danish: "Hamburger med ost, ikke løg tak."

I'm a little uncertain of the danish part, tho'...
2002-02-16 06:36:25 PM  
i thought that one link said 'P0rn for Kids'.........
2002-02-16 07:04:26 PM  

no but really, you are all awesome, even if you don't think Finland belongs.

i need to learn Icelandic so i can understand Swedes and Norwegians but they can't understand me (look guys, i know Iceland is not part of Scandinavia, that' not my point).
2002-02-16 07:21:26 PM  
I kiss America!
2002-02-16 07:23:10 PM  
Need_For_Tweed: icelandic is very easy to learn! use the english (or the language you like best) word and just add '-ur' in the end of it.
ex. "hellour", "I'mur", "amur", "banarneur"

btw. is nothing, is everything.
2002-02-16 07:37:08 PM  
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2002-02-16 08:13:33 PM  
Although it's very nice to see pictures of Bjork. Whats she got to do with Sweden?
2002-02-16 08:19:40 PM  
Dark dancin'
2002-02-16 08:25:25 PM  
Square heads all of them.
2002-02-16 08:27:25 PM  
"Dark dancin'"

Hummm.... Nice film but that's a bit of tenuous link.
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