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(Logan Daily News)   Goose plays role in tobacco heist. Maverick unavailable for comment   (logandaily.com) divider line 21
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2004-10-24 06:30:04 PM  
Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting a fly-by.
 
2004-10-24 06:30:07 PM  
cool story..

zZz
 
2004-10-24 06:30:31 PM  
"They used the goose to smash the front door and window of the business to get inside"

At least it went to good use, as opposed to pink plastic flamingos.
 
2004-10-24 06:30:34 PM  
gee..that narrows it down to what? everyone
 
2004-10-24 06:31:28 PM  
 
2004-10-24 06:31:54 PM  
Kudos on the headline. Is Iceman sought for questioning?
 
2004-10-24 06:32:17 PM  
I farked a goose up the ass once, i used my shiat as lube...it wss tight.
 
2004-10-24 06:38:43 PM  
^did i miss something?
 
2004-10-24 06:39:33 PM  
When cigarettes are outlawed...or over taxed...only outlaws will have cigarettes.

first thing that came to mind.
 
2004-10-24 06:39:42 PM  
That is a terrible headline. Why are factually accurate headlines less accepted than shiatty tongue-in-cheek comments, that dont even describe the article properly? I was literally disappointed Anthony Edwards wasn't in the article. It's not even an entertaining news item and certainly not farkworthy.
 
2004-10-24 06:40:23 PM  
You can be my wingman anytime.
 
2004-10-24 06:40:33 PM  
you can be my wingman anyday
 
2004-10-24 06:45:24 PM  
Take me to bed or lose me forever.
 
2004-10-24 06:51:31 PM  
T'was no goose. T'was a concrete lawn ornament.
 
2004-10-24 06:56:34 PM  
When the cops catch the two thieves their goose will be cooked.
 
2004-10-24 07:20:58 PM  
another minute shot to hell
 
2004-10-24 08:10:48 PM  
Jack9:

The silly humor in the headline is what makes fark the site it is. If you are looking for properly phrased headlines, go read CNN or something.

Great headline BTW
 
2004-10-24 10:13:12 PM  
 
2004-10-24 11:35:15 PM  
phiz:

But you dont see "Bush went for a jog today" articles headlined with a reference to Moses because it's not funny or relevant or even tangentially interesting. See the parallel? Yes, I just wanted an excuse to use the word tangentially today.
 
2004-10-24 11:52:50 PM  
wow, i didnt know people actually read the logan daily
 
2004-10-25 12:42:56 AM  
GOOSE, GOOSE, GOOSE DUCK!



I crack me up

 
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