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(retroCrush) Boobies Chesty Morgan: A look at the scariest boobies of all time (not safe for work?)   ( divider line
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32250 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Feb 2002 at 8:57 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-16 08:59:49 AM  

although I oddly feel like I am not missing anything

anyway someone post a pic in here for me
2002-02-16 09:00:00 AM  
fizurst puzost!?!
2002-02-16 09:00:34 AM  
oh well, 10 seconds too late
2002-02-16 09:02:24 AM  
Those were definitely boobies.
2002-02-16 09:03:37 AM  
MMMMMMM big balls of fat.

Ill take a nice b or c cup anyday.
2002-02-16 09:06:34 AM  
I am with you Scarneck small es muy bueno
2002-02-16 09:12:30 AM  
Hmmmmmm, someone fascinated with Giant Boobies today, eh?
2002-02-16 09:14:53 AM  

Your not missing much Rockabilly

[image from too old to be available]

2002-02-16 09:22:21 AM  
"Give her the knee-shooters."
2002-02-16 09:23:34 AM  
Poor lady, she is scarily pathetic.
2002-02-16 09:33:19 AM  
That top heavy I bet she had back problems galone. You have to have a real boob fixation to find that attractive.

Anyway, more than a mouthful is a waste
2002-02-16 09:36:55 AM  
Or a handful.....
2002-02-16 09:39:09 AM  
ewww! sweet jesus!

christ I need to wash my eyes out with soap now!
2002-02-16 09:42:49 AM  
Apparently these films were snubbed at the Oscars.
2002-02-16 09:58:45 AM  
Poland's fourth or fifth finest 20th century native, behind Lech Walesa, Karol Wojtyla (aka the Pope) and probably a couple of guys during World War II, where Poland gave the Germans a harder time than the French.

I am touched.

Shawn Pickrell
2002-02-16 09:59:21 AM  
Although that 87.5% waist-hip ratio just doesn't cut it when it comes to bearing children.

2002-02-16 10:22:48 AM  
I must be weird. I actually like them.
2002-02-16 10:28:28 AM  
This lady uses the new Victoria's Secret wheelbarrow.
2002-02-16 10:56:47 AM  
There are strippers today who do this--get massive implants and go on the road appearing at clubs. After a couple of years they have the implants taken out and have lots of money.

I can't imagine it'd be worth the back pain.
2002-02-16 10:57:27 AM  
In related news, Chesty Morgan has announced her engagement to this guy (NSFW, possibly destroyed by filter)
2002-02-16 11:04:32 AM  
You want scary? How about Chelsea Charms? [NSFW]

[image from too old to be available]

Nevertheless, I would still do her. Sigh.
2002-02-16 11:08:06 AM  
2002-02-16 11:17:23 AM  
Please make it die.
2002-02-16 11:28:18 AM  
Way too big, not even attractive. What a waste.
2002-02-16 11:43:25 AM  
I like Chesty Morgan, I don't know about Chelsea Charms. She's old and ugly, and if you look at her breasts unclothed she has veins and ugliness all over them. Worst nipples ever too.
2002-02-16 11:44:30 AM  
Nasty. DD is big enough for me. Getting bigger than that is starting to get stupid.
2002-02-16 11:44:54 AM  
What ever happened to Candy Samples?
2002-02-16 12:23:28 PM  
Repeat alert!
2002-02-16 12:26:02 PM  
The article was more interesting the first time when it was done by X-E.
2002-02-16 12:54:22 PM  
At least Chesty's were natural (hence the droop)... Chelsea Charms' breasts look painful to me...

(I'm proud of my nice pair of DDs; as my boyfriend says "they're a good handful! Anymore than that is a waste!")
2002-02-16 12:55:19 PM  
I can never go back now. I have seen them. Permanently scarred.
2002-02-16 01:03:50 PM  
Another addition to the list of things I never thought I'd here myself say....

Ahhhh! Giant boobies are scary!
2002-02-16 01:06:01 PM  
ICk, Chelsea's nipples are way off-center too. It looks like they're growing on the sides of her breasts...
2002-02-16 01:23:34 PM  
Bagpuss, are you complaining or bragging? ;)

I recall seeing a porno where the girl had some sort of weird sag in the sides of her tits.

Ugh. I turned the channel and watched that HBO move where the kids cheat to win the Academic Decathalon. Cheaters was the name of the movie IIRC.

Damnit, I wasted $7.95.

Shawn Pickrell
2002-02-16 01:25:50 PM  

I am sucking.

That ain't the half of it.........
[image from too old to be available]
2002-02-16 01:49:11 PM  
Superjoe, it was my article on X-E
2002-02-16 01:59:59 PM  
That woman has more boobage than all the women in Somalia.
2002-02-16 02:10:20 PM  
I think that this is safe for work, it is actually sorta dissappointing, I was hoping for more (no pun intended).
2002-02-16 02:45:15 PM  
Wonder if breast reduction surgery was around then.
2002-02-16 03:28:59 PM  
Hot, paint, hmmmmm
2002-02-16 04:03:42 PM  
Did anybody catch the "Haw Haw Haw" that was thrown into the article... maybe Jack Chick is in another line of work as well.
2002-02-16 04:36:40 PM  
works for me
2002-02-16 06:02:36 PM  
Dude she's probably never seen her nipples since she was 13!!! That's like gigantimaboobiosa or whatever just half as ugly!! Sheesh!
2002-02-16 06:54:20 PM  
YOW those melons are BIG . . .
2002-02-16 08:30:19 PM  
You know what, I'd do her.
2002-02-16 10:17:08 PM  
I would buy that for a dollar.
2002-02-16 10:42:55 PM  
How can I get a job where viewing this page IS safe for work? I'd be a good fit there.
2002-02-17 01:50:53 AM  
eeegad. That was farking insane!!!!


i want better boobies.....not like that...

B cup or C....anyday. Yes...

2002-02-17 02:23:12 AM  
you know what's sad, Chelsea Charms looks like she'd be a good looking woman -- if she would lose those horrendous monstrosities.
2002-02-17 02:29:43 AM  
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