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(CBS2)   Smuggler attempts to "starch" his clothes with heroin   ( divider line
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3987 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2002 at 6:28 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-15 06:31:45 PM  
lol, great artical, the one guy was smart to hire someone else to bring the clothes to the airport.
2002-02-15 06:32:47 PM  
UnknownCactus? you only won (?) because Bri took the time to read the article.
2002-02-15 06:33:34 PM  
Note to smugglers: an obvious shirt will get you busted every time.

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2002-02-15 06:34:51 PM  
thanks Suitep
Will you be my personal body gaurd too?
2002-02-15 06:35:12 PM  
new meaning to "doing the cotton".
2002-02-15 06:35:32 PM  
Hey at least he gets points for trying something new.
2002-02-15 06:35:34 PM  
The big fish are almost never caught. That's why they last long enough to become 'big fish'. The pathetic schmucks that are actually caught by the DEA are just desperately poor fools called "burros".
2002-02-15 06:37:38 PM  
Was her name Monica?
2002-02-15 06:39:14 PM  
I'm looking for someone to do my dry cleaning for me, mate.
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2002-02-15 06:39:18 PM  
Insert obligatory "Starching your Shorts" joke below:
2002-02-15 06:54:29 PM  
sure Brisounds fun!
2002-02-15 06:57:44 PM  
It'll all come out in the wash...
2002-02-15 07:09:30 PM  
mods are working overtime? You're going to drop out of sight Unknown, you keep that up...
2002-02-15 07:20:13 PM  
point and laugh everyone.......ok....NOW!
2002-02-15 08:11:19 PM  
I smuggle my heroin by inserting them in tampons and hiring girls to bring them over the border, of course every 28 days or so I lose a shipment, but hey...the cost doing business ya know.
2002-02-15 08:46:08 PM  
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"Hey buddy... I had a mobie once with a guy who wanted to put drugs in t-shirts... and I busted his ass. WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
(when you're a kid and you wanna go weeeeeee, but you ain't got drugs yet)
2002-02-15 11:16:04 PM  
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yeah, I know it says crack.
2002-02-16 06:31:13 AM  
ha i win!
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