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(Reuters)   Giving a pro-Bush speech cost Schwarzenegger 14 days without sex   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 177
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2004-10-19 03:20:32 AM
That should be a universal requirement.

Just playing.
 
2004-10-19 09:33:55 AM
I'd pray for 14 days away from that ghastly lich if I was the Gov.
 
2004-10-19 09:53:40 AM
hero tag needed for the first lady of california
 
2004-10-19 09:56:33 AM
nothing a good pump wouldn't replace.
 
2004-10-19 10:09:10 AM
Well, 14 days without sex from HER, anyhow.
 
2004-10-19 10:14:23 AM
Bah. He coulda married my wife and gone 14 years without sex.
 
2004-10-19 10:14:25 AM
14 days maybe, but the nights are still fair game.
 
2004-10-19 10:15:36 AM
'"I said to the president I'm perfectly willing to go to Ohio if he needs me there but I can't travel around from state to state because I'm working for the people of California," he said.'

And the president can travel around from state to state because he's working for...?
 
2004-10-19 10:15:47 AM
...with his wife, anyways.
 
2004-10-19 10:16:29 AM
 
2004-10-19 10:16:32 AM
"Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day."
 
2004-10-19 10:16:36 AM
So much for the fantastic sex lives of Republicans, eh?

/see earlier article
 
2004-10-19 10:16:39 AM
And the president can travel around from state to state because he's working for...?

... the Illuminati
 
2004-10-19 10:16:54 AM
Wow, what a punishment. 14 days without having sex with skeletor.
 
2004-10-19 10:18:00 AM
"Well, there was no sex for 14 days," Schwarzenegger told former White House Chief of Staff Leon Panetta in an on-stage conversation in front of 1,000 people.

That'll cost another week
 
2004-10-19 10:18:25 AM
"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."

"Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day."
 
nfw
2004-10-19 10:19:08 AM
Bet he still groped her, though.
 
2004-10-19 10:19:10 AM
When some women think it's real cute and funny to deny sex... I hope they think it's equally cute and hilarious when their man goes to someone else to get it.
 
2004-10-19 10:19:30 AM
"Schwarzenegger referred to Shriver several times in the 90-minute conversation."

I wonder how long he's cut off for now.
 
2004-10-19 10:19:52 AM
Plo' chops anyone?
 
2004-10-19 10:20:33 AM
damn you Albert!
 
2004-10-19 10:20:56 AM
I'm no Republican, but I still wouldn't hit it. Sounds more like a reprieve to me...
 
2004-10-19 10:20:58 AM
His weener suffered collateral damage.
 
2004-10-19 10:21:23 AM
I really didn't need to know that.
 
2004-10-19 10:23:03 AM
These were actually some of the most intelligent quotes from a politician I'd heard in long time.

Which says a lot really.

How's Arnie working out as a governor anyway? We dont hear much about him this side of the Atlantic.
 
2004-10-19 10:23:18 AM
True Value: link to nsfw content.

Read the FARQ. It is your friend.
 
2004-10-19 10:23:37 AM


Good lord, that's persuasive stuff.
 
2004-10-19 10:25:51 AM
And how many days w/o sex is this article going to cost him, eh? heh.
 
2004-10-19 10:26:13 AM
Stevie_Boots

Wow, what a punishment. 14 days without having sex with skeletor.


Now that's funny.

Personally, I always thought Maria Shrivelled looks like a predator.



 
2004-10-19 10:26:42 AM
From his wife, anyway.

Side note: It's not really like a Kennedy to withhold sex, is it?
 
2004-10-19 10:26:58 AM
Schwarzenegger Says Pro-Bush Speech Irked His Wife

Well that's what he gets for marrying an Irken [rimshot]


 
2004-10-19 10:27:26 AM
i'm sure he keeps in touch with some of his old movie extras that didn't mind being groped by the gropenfuhrer.
 
2004-10-19 10:27:38 AM
South Park? What about McBain jokes?

"Maria, my mighty heart is breaking! I'll be in the Humvee..."
 
2004-10-19 10:28:47 AM
Class act, Arnie. He's like Clinton, only unapologetic.
 
2004-10-19 10:29:02 AM
2004-10-19 10:19:10 AM     BlindMan

When some women think it's real cute and funny to deny sex... I hope they think it's equally cute and hilarious when their man goes to someone else to get it.


*applause*
 
2004-10-19 10:30:04 AM
So, being a Republican is OK with his wife... as long as he doesn't support a Republican.....

/maybe she doesn't know what she is
 
2004-10-19 10:30:05 AM
When some women think it's real cute and funny to deny sex... I hope they think it's equally cute and hilarious when their man goes to someone else to get it.

Somehow their impish sense of merriment seldom extends that far.

/Lysistrata... open the door and let me in!
 
2004-10-19 10:30:11 AM
Schwarzenegger, the liberal republican governor from Fl.
 
2004-10-19 10:31:54 AM



HEIL BUSH
 
2004-10-19 10:31:56 AM
She used to be pretty hot too, wtf man?

 
2004-10-19 10:33:32 AM
Correct me if I am wrong but didn't a story get greenlighted yesterday that said republicans have better sex lives? I guess Arnold missed that article.
 
2004-10-19 10:33:37 AM
LoveinAction

Somehow their impish sense of merriment seldom extends that far.


Damn...that is one finely crafted sentence...makes me giggle with delight!!!

/tee hee...(He said "impish")
 
2004-10-19 10:34:22 AM
So fabulous to be a Californian!

Next mayor of Los Angeles: Jean Claude VanDamme.
 
2004-10-19 10:34:54 AM
Arnold is COMING! He's COMING! Whoops, maybe in 2 weeks.
 
2004-10-19 10:36:35 AM
WoodyHayes, that's exactly what I think of when I see her. She used to look normal, but now she looks like the Crypt Keeper.
 
2004-10-19 10:37:22 AM
a smart liberal Democrat and a Republican leader/ right there he's saying I'm a dumass too just like Dumya
 
vjp
2004-10-19 10:38:18 AM
I hope he remembers to bring his severed penis to the hospital with him...
 
2004-10-19 10:40:11 AM
The Onanist

Unless I am mistaken


Once produced the costumes for a version, was veil Spass, ja!
 
2004-10-19 10:40:28 AM
err i mean CA....rofl
 
2004-10-19 10:40:34 AM
BlindMan wins the thread!

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