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(High Times)   Help, I'm stoned, who should I vote for? (NSFW)   (hightimes.com) divider line 412
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2004-10-18 04:34:29 PM
Short Answer: John Kerry
 
2004-10-18 04:35:14 PM
Long Answer.

John Forbes Kerry
 
2004-10-18 04:35:25 PM
Nader

/BC04
 
2004-10-18 04:36:00 PM
Kerry.

ESPECIALLY seeing as you're a stoner.
 
2004-10-18 04:36:02 PM
Humm, stoners + political flamewar = ???

/What was the question again?
 
2004-10-18 04:36:08 PM
Anyone but Bush
 
2004-10-18 04:36:13 PM
I'd think Bush...he has the greatest record of illicit drug use of any of the candidates...
 
2004-10-18 04:36:29 PM
cookie monster

mmmmm...cookies
 
2004-10-18 04:36:51 PM
Tommy Chong.
 
2004-10-18 04:36:57 PM
Hemp ?
 
2004-10-18 04:37:14 PM
*cough* Michael Badnarik *cough*
 
2004-10-18 04:37:36 PM
The guy with the rainbow afro holding the John 3:16 sign?

Or is he dead?
 
2004-10-18 04:37:46 PM
If you find some weed that makes you think Bush is a good president, I would like to buy some marijuana from you.
 
2004-10-18 04:37:46 PM
Theodore Roosevelt.
 
2004-10-18 04:37:47 PM


If you want a Funky President.
 
2004-10-18 04:37:51 PM
Since this election is a no-brainer, stoners should have no problem reaching the same conclusion as everyone else.

/Kerry
 
2004-10-18 04:37:55 PM
Its high time I get stoned...
 
2004-10-18 04:37:58 PM
Dude, voting is just another way for the man to keep us trapped in his plastic manufactured world. See, man, if NOBODY voted it would be like we said "fark you" to the government and just lived free and beautiful, you dig?
 
2004-10-18 04:38:04 PM
A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush.
 
2004-10-18 04:38:04 PM
I'm way too stoned to vote.
 
2004-10-18 04:38:07 PM
A vote for Chester the Cheetah is a vote for orange hands
 
2004-10-18 04:38:07 PM
Don't worry about it, man. Just bake.
 
2004-10-18 04:38:08 PM
Vote for Snapple Summer Peach!!!

The only true cure to cotton mouth.
 
2004-10-18 04:38:14 PM
Answer: Gordon Freeman
/yes, Half-Life 2 is now gold!
//no, the mods won't greenlight the story
///laugh, it's a joke
 
2004-10-18 04:38:15 PM
Hold on, let me paint my weiner green, then you can vote for it....
 
2004-10-18 04:38:29 PM
Stoned... cookies... Cookie Monster. I like the way you think, albo.
 
2004-10-18 04:38:45 PM
I vote for the big sticky buds and a huge can of cashews
 
2004-10-18 04:38:45 PM
Did I just post that?
 
2004-10-18 04:38:50 PM
Michael Badnarik -- www.lp.org or www.badnarik.org
 
2004-10-18 04:38:56 PM
the GREEN party, natch.

/only users lose drugs
 
2004-10-18 04:39:00 PM
vote for these jokers here:

http://www.marryhumpordump.com/presidential.php

and then vote on some hot chickas. ya.
 
2004-10-18 04:39:02 PM
Help, I'm stoned, why should I read that long ass article...
 
2004-10-18 04:39:16 PM
This is retarded. Who the hell alleges that potheads were responsible for 9-11? Ragheads, maybe...
 
2004-10-18 04:39:25 PM
Straight up: If you're a conservative pissed about the deficit, it's your civic duty to vote for Badnarik.

/I'd rather you voted for Kerry, but I'll take what I can get.
 
2004-10-18 04:39:39 PM
I would say Kerry is more likely to legalize it.

Although, if I was zooted on the coach and all hell broke loose, I could pull another bong hit easier knowing that W was taking care of the terrorrrorrroorrrists, and that is no Ex-A-GER-RATION
 
2004-10-18 04:39:42 PM
Yeah, I was going to say, Red0ct0ber.... Badnarik is the way to go. Vote smart; vote Libertarian!
 
2004-10-18 04:39:45 PM
Why are people so down on stoners all the time?
 
2004-10-18 04:39:47 PM
George Bush harshed my mellow.
 
2004-10-18 04:39:59 PM
Enuratique, Libertarians are for ending drug prohibition, so Michael Badnarik is the logical choice for stoners.
 
2004-10-18 04:40:25 PM
That guy. You know. The old dude.
 
2004-10-18 04:40:44 PM
*gasp* you mean total farking wastes of life, loser mother farkers want Kerry to win!?!?!? Well there's a suprise.
 
2004-10-18 04:40:57 PM
The problem with the War on Drugs is that it's now a business. Even if just marijuana were legalized, that would cut down dramatically on the prison business, DEA budgets, etc.

Not to mention the large medicine companies wouldn't like it either. Seriously, a toke or two works much better than 8 advil for a headache.

Legalize it, regulate it, tax it. Everyone wins
 
2004-10-18 04:41:16 PM
Wait a second... I thought you'd have to be stoned to vote for Bush... isn't this a conflict of interest?
 
2004-10-18 04:41:22 PM
First, you have to determine how you feel about America. If you love America, vote Bush. If you hate America, vote Osama. If you can't decide if you love or hate America, vote Kerry.
 
2004-10-18 04:41:24 PM
as a productive member of society who has made it a point to be stoned for every election i've been elegible for (4!), i advise you vote against bush. and enjoy some of the cookies they offer at the library, or fire station or wherever you may vote. that's what they are there for.

if you vote by absentee ballot, you'll have to come up with your own cookies.
 
2004-10-18 04:41:34 PM
No self-respecting stoner would vote libertarian, if voting just on the basis of pot. Nothing wrong with the Libertarians, it's just that it would, in all honesty, not do that much good at all. If you vote for them, again, this is just hypothetically voting on the basis of weed and weed alone, then that's one less vote for Kerry, and a one vote lead for everyone's favorite buzzkill, Bush.

You can't just revolutionize the world with one stroke, it takes time.

...Maaaaaaan.
 
2004-10-18 04:41:41 PM
I'm not sure. Whom do I vote for during a coke binge?
 
2004-10-18 04:41:42 PM
Vote for Kerry or I'm turning you in.
 
2004-10-18 04:41:45 PM
To be blunt ______
 
2004-10-18 04:41:51 PM
vote for vote for vote for for for for vote for stronger weeeeeeed.

weed stronger for voteers weed vote

oh and my green dick.
 
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