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36721 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Oct 2004 at 10:05 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-10-18 04:01:14 PM  
2004-10-18 04:41:58 PM  
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2004-10-18 05:44:38 PM  
that will show her for being a woman

/got nothing
2004-10-18 06:00:22 PM  
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2004-10-18 06:26:48 PM  
I want to find myself married to Ku_No_Ichi. I'm wondering if I spelled it right. Sigh.
2004-10-18 06:49:05 PM  
Guttrpunk that is histerical! The lame looks on their faces are just a riot!
2004-10-18 07:17:33 PM  

No wonder he's owned. Red is playing his 14th piece, while black has only played 12.
2004-10-18 08:32:49 PM  
Poor Fatwa or whatever her name is.
2004-10-18 08:57:33 PM  
Wow, that's pretty much my worst nightmare.
2004-10-18 10:08:05 PM  
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2004-10-18 10:11:49 PM  
I hate when that happens... I mean damn.. that happened to me twice last week.
2004-10-18 10:12:07 PM  
She was married to her anonymous Nigerian romeo on my birthday! May 16!

How romantic!
2004-10-18 10:14:08 PM  
Doesn't the mormon church marry dead people together that never met in life? Something like that.

..well maybe nothing like that.
2004-10-18 10:15:00 PM  
Dr.Fey Please feel free to call me names anytime, but, thou art a Geek.
2004-10-18 10:16:12 PM  
man, those nigerians can do anything and it doesn't matter... i need to find a way to illegally become nigerian so i can do cool shiat too
2004-10-18 10:16:33 PM  
I wanna see the look on his face when she hits him up for child support.

2004-10-18 10:19:18 PM  
What happens in Las Vegas, STAYS in Las Vegas.
2004-10-18 10:19:41 PM  
Mormons baptise people into the LDS church after their death. That's why they're so into ancestry.
2004-10-18 10:20:31 PM  
Hmm, the scammers were Nigerian? I thought Nigerians were an honest, trustworthy people!

2004-10-18 10:21:27 PM  
Now that is the ULTIMATE identity theft.

Dr.Fey, good call! I didn't notice that, myself. And I usually noitice things like that.
2004-10-18 10:22:56 PM  
Not available for comment:

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2004-10-18 10:23:35 PM  
I for one, welcome our new Nigerian overlords.

/if i marry one of them, I'll be rich!
2004-10-18 10:23:44 PM  
Mormons baptise people into the LDS church after their death. That's why they're so into ancestry.

Their weird superstition, our benefit, I say. There was some upset a while ago when some of them were heading over to the Jewish cemetary to Mormonize dead Jews. The Jewish community rightly saw parallels with the forced conversions of the medieval Inquisition. So they stopped, but dead Atheists etc. are still fair game I guess.

/doesn't want to go to Mormon heaven
/wants to go to Atheist heaven which is knee-deep in pussy, forever
/didn't RTFA
2004-10-18 10:26:27 PM  
Well not only has red played more pieces, he must have been in a winning position on his last turn as he has another 3 in a row on the right hand side (red players left), so either than one or the one he is shown completing must have already been in place before.
2004-10-18 10:27:22 PM  
Um, I thought atheists went to hell and muslim fascists got the poontang...
2004-10-18 10:28:30 PM  
"When I get married one day I don't want any horrible surprises like this again," Fatima said.

Perhaps a suprisingly horrible disappointment on her wedding night?
2004-10-18 10:29:24 PM  
Sounds like 1000s of women have been legally
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Thank you very much.
2004-10-18 10:34:02 PM  
Who in their right mind would want to move TO South Africa? A beautiful country with a lot of scary residents.
2004-10-18 10:34:12 PM  
I'm married to WHAT?
2004-10-18 10:35:38 PM  
does it count if you were high on painkillers when you proposed?

//didn't RTFA
2004-10-18 10:36:02 PM  
maybe I'm secretly married to "Lalisa"
2004-10-18 10:38:30 PM  
REALLY don't want to start a flame war, but I wonder if those "corrupt legislators" are the same ones preaching about the sanctity of marriage and encouraging a ban of same sex marriages...

/Just saying
//REEALLY not trying to start a flame war!!
2004-10-18 10:40:24 PM  

Oregon fits that description too, but people move there every day.
2004-10-18 10:41:34 PM  

Of course they are, politicians are the same everywhere. They make a nice speech, stand for good values blah blah blay. Then the "evil" puppetmasters in charge of them pull strings, wiggle fingers, or whatever and they do what they are told.

/tinfoil hat?
//when it fits!
2004-10-18 10:45:25 PM  
I'm still waiting for my cut of the money I helped get laundered out of Nigeria. Total*Fark™, here I come!

Always good entertainment:

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2004-10-18 10:45:58 PM  
I'd settle for being laid WITH my knowledge.
2004-10-18 10:48:14 PM  
When I was young, I thought Africa was was the land of wild animals and tribal societies.

Now, it seems Africa is the land of scams amd AIDS.
2004-10-18 10:50:16 PM  
In lighter news, this Yankee series is really ruining my sleep schedule.
2004-10-18 11:06:49 PM  
What's the problem? Divorce him on ground of failure to consumate the marriage, and sue for alimony. Legally you'd be set, at least in the states.
2004-10-18 11:17:51 PM  
A classmate of mine woke up on his ship in Venezuela with a ring on his finger and a bad hangover...One of his shipmates saying something about him getting married...Thing is, he has no recollection of it at all...Accordingly, he is saying he will never go back to Venezuela again. Be careful overseas.
2004-10-18 11:25:14 PM  
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At least you got to choose your mate. We got matched up on the printout.
2004-10-18 11:43:41 PM  
So is that how Teresa Heinz Kerry got hitched to John?

Claims to be African
2004-10-18 11:52:01 PM  
So, silverone75, are you American? Or are you whatever-the-hell-continent your ancestors came from?
2004-10-19 12:09:29 AM  
I was raised a Democrat but I'm an American now.
2004-10-19 12:11:03 AM  
In August, two Home Affairs officials were arrested by the Scorpions special investigating unit.

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Hope they're prepared to be rocked like hurricanes.
2004-10-19 03:33:52 AM  
Thousands married without their knowledge?

We call that Saturday
2004-10-19 05:48:52 AM  
Old_Gringo eats its young.

/Felt free, as invited.
2004-10-19 06:40:00 AM  
So it's really black's move which means black wins with the exact same move.

/golf clap.
2004-10-19 06:50:34 AM  
You mean I can buy me a woman for $20? I'm on the next flight!
2004-10-19 06:51:44 AM  
Actually black has two opportunities to win on top of it being his move.
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