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(Reuters)   Guatemalan prostitutes' soccer team takes a licking from the lady cops   ( divider line
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15951 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Oct 2004 at 10:42 AM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-10-18 10:41:54 AM  
"The prostitutes, the Stars of the Tracks, were kicked out of an elite amateur league last month because of allegations that their fans used profanity."

Damn soccer hooligans!
2004-10-18 10:46:20 AM
2004-10-18 10:46:54 AM  
What a lusciously ribald headline!
2004-10-18 10:48:43 AM  
Soon to be released, "Amatuer Gutemalan Soccer Love" on videocassettes and DVDs everywhere. (and some on the end of the library tapes.)
2004-10-18 10:49:50 AM  
this is as teh gay as the dude that thinks sentences are sexier than shapely wimmen.
2004-10-18 10:50:16 AM  
Great headline!!!!

Next vacation: Guatemala. I mean, if rates are as low as $2.50, imagine what $50 could get you.

Well, I mean, besides various STD's.
2004-10-18 10:50:31 AM  
Mary Cheney unavailable for comment...?

good headline BTW
2004-10-18 10:50:43 AM  
The women get paid as little as $2.50 for sex.........profession being legal and widespread in Guatemala.

Gentlemen, anyone interested in a road trip???
2004-10-18 10:55:10 AM  
"The women get paid as little as $2.50 for sex and complain of frequent police harassment ..."

Man, they don't even go for the chocolate bar.

Hey Paco, I just found $5 in change in between my couch cushions. Let's go get a prostitute !"

2004-10-18 10:55:46 AM  
I'm gonna take 5 bucks, I'm gonna grab me two Guatemalan hookers, and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo.
2004-10-18 10:58:34 AM  
ah.. did you see the sidebar ad?

"Get home delivery for as little as $2.90"

Is "home delivery" anything like "happy ending"?
2004-10-18 10:59:45 AM  
I would not lick it.

/Whoa, check it out, Guatemalan prostitutes!
2004-10-18 11:00:21 AM  
What a crappy team name! "Stars of the Tracks"? I for one will put forth a great deal of effort and thought into coming up with a better handle for these ladies. "Ball Bouncer Belles" is the only thing that comes to mind immediately, and that is obviously just lame...
2004-10-18 11:01:06 AM  
"The women get paid as little as $2.50 for sex....despite their profession being legal and widespread in Guatemala."

YEE HAW Springbreak, Here I Come!!
2004-10-18 11:06:11 AM  
"We get much more attention from the public now our faces are known"

Formally they had to bend over to be reckognized...?.....?

"Oh! I'd know that vagina anywhere.........Valeria.. How have you been..."
2004-10-18 11:06:34 AM  
Next Headline:

"2005 FarkHead Convention Scheduled for Guatemala"
2004-10-18 11:06:46 AM  

You drive, I'll buy the beer:)
2004-10-18 11:08:14 AM  

great reference for a great movie...

2004-10-18 11:10:04 AM  
hey, I've always wondered, are you supposed to tip hookers?
2004-10-18 11:13:10 AM  

The leprocy suffer left a tip when he visited the hooker.
2004-10-18 11:16:18 AM  
"hey, I've always wondered, are you supposed to tip hookers?"

Sure, although you might need an extra college buddy to help push them over, you know it's not easy to tip over a hooker.

2004-10-18 11:16:29 AM  
I am with ChairmanKaga!!!

//Loves the latin ladies...
2004-10-18 11:16:46 AM  
I submitted this yesterday with a funnier headline

/no I didn't. I submitted it yesterday with a grossly inferior headline
//or inferiorly gross
2004-10-18 11:16:54 AM  
And what's up with the psychos SbB fems????
I mean seriously, that chick looks like she's gonna kill someone!
2004-10-18 11:18:44 AM  
hey, I've always wondered, are you supposed to tip hookers?

In massage parlors the "tips" are what get you to where you want to go. The price for a massage may not include an ending that is as happy as you would like it to be.
2004-10-18 11:20:10 AM  
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Eh. Still, it IS only $2.50.

//Counts change in couch cushion...
2004-10-18 11:20:51 AM  
this should be a follow-up shouldn't it?
wasn't there a story about them sometime within the last month?
2004-10-18 11:21:47 AM  
What a crappy team name! "Stars of the Tracks"? I for one will put forth a great deal of effort and thought into coming up with a better handle for these ladies. "Ball Bouncer Belles" is the only thing that comes to mind immediately, and that is obviously just lame...

Soccer Sluts?
2004-10-18 11:25:03 AM  
What happened when the whore-house caught fire ?
Some came out running, while the others ran out cumming !

/Sorry, got nuthin'
2004-10-18 11:25:23 AM  
The Stars of Track and Field are beautiful people.
2004-10-18 11:25:47 AM  

i'd let her kill me by suffocating me with those boobies...
2004-10-18 11:28:40 AM  
Mmmmm boobies:)
2004-10-18 11:31:53 AM  
can I upgrade to a good lookin' one for $3.50?

/just askin'
2004-10-18 11:37:17 AM​-soccer- tournament.html

/Possible good cheap maid service available also ??
2004-10-18 11:37:22 AM  
"can I upgrade to a good lookin' one for $3.50?

/just askin'"

FYI, the extra dollar will only get you a hooker with a bag over her face.

Not even a butterface one among the bunch.

2004-10-18 11:38:46 AM  
This thread is useless without locker room interviews.
2004-10-18 11:44:59 AM  
Just as long as no yellow or red cards were issued for shanking.
2004-10-18 11:46:44 AM  

Imagine what $5 could buy!!!
2004-10-18 11:49:01 AM  
Stars of the Tracks in Their Arms.
2004-10-18 11:53:31 AM  
been to Guatemala,if you dont speak spanish they charge you $50,unless you give em some nose candy,then it's free.
2004-10-18 11:54:50 AM  



2004-10-18 12:04:42 PM  
GIS > Guatamala Prostitute

$2.50. A Big Mac or .........

[image from too old to be available]
2004-10-18 12:25:13 PM  
Definitely not a soccer slut, just a hot girl who likes soccer.

[image from too old to be available]

Heather Mitts .... yowza :)
2004-10-18 12:27:44 PM  
I got stopped by a lady cop
in my
she said get out and spread your legs
and then she tried to cop a feel
2004-10-18 12:34:48 PM  
Anyone say "Takes a licking but keeps on tricking" yet?
2004-10-18 01:04:08 PM

you know the drill.
2004-10-18 01:04:13 PM  
They all look okay except they need to lose the mullets.


this is as teh gay as the dude that thinks sentences are sexier than shapely wimmen.

That's kind of cool actually. Also he looks like a young Severus Snape.
2004-10-18 01:14:27 PM  
Alert the Kerry campaign, here's another industry Bush is outsourcing to the Third World...

/Because SOMEONE has to turn this into a political thread.
//It's a requirement these days, isn't it?
2004-10-18 01:18:46 PM  
Hey, I'm from Guatemala, I'll try and explain about the origin of the name of the team. The prostitutes rent apartments that are by the side of the train track (which doesn't work btw). In spanish the name is Estrellas de la Linea.
2004-10-18 01:38:07 PM  
Its so true that they charge you more money when they see you arent spannish. That happened to me and 3 buddies in Mexico... but with lapdances. My buddy who is from Mexico took us to this place because he had been there before and it was apparently uber cheap. When we got to this place and they saw a bunch of white looking dudes walk into the place, the prices instantly went up. On drinks and everything. My mexican friend said that the lapdances were about 40 peso when he would go with fellow mexicans, and when we walked in the door the price was raised to 100 peso. Dont worry though, we bartered our way back down to 200 peso for 4 lapdances (around 5bucks a pop, which is still cheap being from canada).

Sadly enough, it was not worth it for me. My friends got decent--->good looking dancers/hookers(they are synonomous), and the thing that I got stuck with was absolutely farking revolting. She was probably only 20 but looked 40, and her tits looked like the teets of a stray dog that had been suckled on by back to back to back litters. lets just say that the hands on lapdances did not get taken advantage of despite the sale I recieved.

/will probably go back during spring break this year
//wondering why i shared this experience
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