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(mycfnow.com)   Backstreet Boy, Nick Carter, Launches Boat-Racing Team   (mycfnow.com) divider line 35
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2002-02-14 07:29:45 PM  
Crash,Crash,Crash
 
2002-02-14 07:30:12 PM  
Nick Carter, teen member of pop music's Backstreet Boys, is getting into motorsports, but unlike several other celebrities he will be on water, not land.
Carter, 22, bought a 43-foot offshore racer
...[snip]

A 22-year-old teen? Way to go AP!
 
2002-02-14 07:30:16 PM  
Is he trying to prove he's not a silly little wussy?
 
2002-02-14 07:34:34 PM  
I can see it now...

*Vrrommm...rrrr....Vroom....rrrr...*

GO!!!

*Thousands of teen girls cheering*

*Vroom...vrooom.... vrrrrrr BOOOOOOMMM*


HEADLINE: Mass teen suicide as teen member of pop music's Backstreet Boys, Nick Carter, died at 22 today. In other no one cares news...
 
2002-02-14 07:35:32 PM  
This confirms the rumor that the Back Door Boys are gay....
 
2002-02-14 07:35:54 PM  
Stop...hammertime
 
2002-02-14 07:36:29 PM  
Greenbeetle:
i don't think will ever be proven...
 
2002-02-14 07:36:37 PM  
Stop overusing the asinine tag, for crying out loud... this is Stupid or Sappy or Amusing or something
 
2002-02-14 07:37:25 PM  
His father will be the one racing not him.
 
2002-02-14 07:39:23 PM  
Demonic Rites:

Nick Carter Racing will debut April 28 in Daytona Beach, then run in the Marathon Offshore Grand Prix May 17-19 in South Florida.

try reading past the first paragraph.
 
2002-02-14 07:40:45 PM  
anybody got any spare torpedoes?
 
2002-02-14 07:42:56 PM  
Hopefully, he'll get Griffin O'Neal to pilot the boat.
 
2002-02-14 07:45:48 PM  
I hear that one of them started a fashion line. And they are not gay, right.
 
2002-02-14 07:46:59 PM  
This FARKER should launch himself off the end of a short pier.
 
2002-02-14 07:47:06 PM  
now he can fulfil his life-long dream of being a butt pirate. oh wait, he already did that.
 
2002-02-14 07:53:35 PM  
I guess all the "serious journalism" the media played up following Sept. 11 has officially been given the hatchet with this report.

...Besides, Justin Timberlake of N'Sync is cooler.

* runs away*
 
2002-02-14 07:54:56 PM  
Nick Carter to Justin Timberlake
"You can have that skanky ho, I've got a 43' Scarab!!"
 
2002-02-14 07:55:03 PM  
oh goody, something entertaining i can watch on teevee finally, heh if he crashes (AND DIES!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FORNICATE!!) i don't wanna miss a single replay.
 
2002-02-14 07:58:00 PM  
Bluntaxe, read the article:
Carter's father, Bob, will be the pilot racing in APBA's Super Vee class.

Hell, read the second sentence of the freaking headline:
Carter's Father Will Pilot Speed Boat.
 
2002-02-14 07:58:45 PM  
Here's hoping:
 
2002-02-14 07:59:24 PM  
any one actually see these boats in action ?? they are frickin awsome...!!

 
2002-02-14 08:08:38 PM  
wow they are awesome... imagine how farked up he would get if he toppled at that speed....*clutches wrench*
 
2002-02-14 08:08:50 PM  
Bootysama : We can always hope an out of control boat will manage to find Nick if he happens to be part of the pit crew on the shore, can't we?
 
2002-02-14 08:16:59 PM  
Crash and Burn!!!
 
2002-02-14 08:17:54 PM  
Mick Canter reminds me of Joey from Cutting Lose. Its kind of like when you wear panties while walking beans and detassling the Goose heads. Went out on Route 66 but the rascually bats were at it again, goddammit.
Oh well.
 
2002-02-14 08:24:45 PM  
seven: yeah, and even if we let 22 be "teen", like he's the teen member. What are the other twerps?

I've gotta say though, sincerely, that it's pretty cool to hear about one of these crappy stars making his Dad's dream come true. That's farkin' cool.

Oh, and it did kind of sound like he'd be in the boat at least. Doing what, I have no idea (not pilot, not throttle man, then...PEG BOY!) (for PEG Boy reference, search British Naval history or Savage Love a few months ago)
 
2002-02-14 08:33:57 PM  
My dad has Finger's computer on his bass boat to look at porn with.
 
2002-02-14 08:42:06 PM  
GO TO HELL SLAYERFAGGOTSWINE AND DIE
 
2002-02-14 08:46:39 PM  
Never mind. Sorry 'bout that.
 
2002-02-14 08:52:07 PM  
Welby,
It is O.K.. Just give your grandpa, Marcus Welby M.D., a call and have him get your prescription refilled for the Tourettes Syndrome.
 
2002-02-14 09:20:58 PM  
yeah man; woohoo...
someone finally recognizes the great man my gramps is. thought he was a forgotten man.
 
2002-02-14 09:30:34 PM  
 
2002-02-14 10:16:30 PM  
Hey. At least the guy is doing something with balls. He could be opening a flower shop somewhere. Give him a chance. I'd like to do the same thing if I had the funds.
 
2002-02-14 10:33:08 PM  
"Boat-Racing.....I thought they said Butt-Raping"

thank-you, thank-you....i'll be here all week
 
2002-02-14 11:59:57 PM  
I hope he finds a way to drive his boat into a brick wall.
 
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